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Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll

2016 film

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll is a 2015 animated short film in the Kung Fu Panda film series about the origin story of how the Furious Five first came together and how Po gained his love for Kung Fu.

Directed by Rodolphe Guenoden. Written by Paul McEvoy.

Dialogue edit

Mr. Ping: I need you to autograph your stuff!
Po: Stuff?
Mr. Ping: Business has doubled since I turned your bedroom into a gift shop.
Po: Gift shop?
Mr. Ping: Dragon Warrior souvenirs with every purchase.
Po: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're selling my stuff?
Mr. Ping: Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm giving it away!
Po: What?! What about my Furious Five figures? Where are they?
Mr. Ping: I put them in the box over there.
Po: This box?! [holds up the box which appears to be empty]
Mr. Ping: Uh… oops.
Po: [dramatically] NO!!!!
Master Shifu: What are you doing?! That's not proper form! This is not control! And stand on your feet!
Tigress: I'm sorry, Master. I don't know what got into me. It won't happen again.
Master Shifu: I wish I could believe that. [sighs in disappointment] 100 laps.
Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu.
Master Shifu: Higher knees!
Tigress: Yes, Master Shifu.
Master Oogway: She wants to make you proud.
Master Shifu: Well, maybe I could be proud if she was doing the correct form.
Master Oogway: Your form.
Master Shifu: Is there another kind?
Master Mongrel: [showing up; breathing heavily] MASTER OOGWAY! MASTER SHIFU!
Master Shifu: Master Mongrel, what is it?
Master Mongrel: He's coming. A giant of a warrior, he calls himself Boar.
Boar: I AM BOAR!
Master Mongrel: He's unstoppable.
Boar: I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
Master Mongrel: He's invincible.
Boar: I am invis--Insiv-- I AM BOAR!
Master Mongrel: [referring to Boar] He's defeating the masters one by one. He's heading this way. Shifu, only you can stop him.
Master Shifu: [gives Tigress the scroll; sternly] Be back before dawn. Do not fail me.
Tigress: I will make you proud.
Tigress: [arrives at the Lee Da Kung Fu Academy; to the four red panda warriors] Masters, the valley is in great peril. Master Shifu sent me here to fetch four warriors. I'm looking for… [Crane appears with a mop and a bucket of water while moping the floors] The cleaner?
Crane: [looks around and lowers his head; smiling sheepishly] Uh, yes?
Tigress: Right. [walks up to him] Master Cleaner, it is an honor to meet you. Master Shifu has asked that you return with me to the Jade Palace. You are needed there.
Crane: [gasps joyfully] The Jade Palace?!
[Inside Crane's imagination, Shifu gives him a thumbs-up for making the Hall of Warriors shiny and clean]
Shifu: Excellent work!
[After Tigress returns to the Jade Palace with Crane, Viper, and Monkey]
Master Shifu: [speechless] Tigress, what is this? [coughs]
Tigress: The warriors on your list. [hands him the scroll]
Viper: [confused] Warriors? Where?
Crane: Uh…
Master Shifu: [looking at the scroll] This is not my list! Where are the warriors that I sent for? [coughs]
Tigress: No, master, please, listen. I have seen them! They have skills!
Master Shifu: But they are not the warriors I sent for! [coughs]
[Tigress sits on the edge of a cliff at the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom, sulking miserably over her failure]
Master Oogway: [walking towards her] The cleaner, the comedian, the dancer, and even that little doctor. It was no accident that you found them.
Tigress: I failed Shifu.
Master Oogway: Worse. You're failing yourself. No matter how much you try, you will never be Shifu. The question is: can you be Tigress?
Po: This is terrible.
Mr. Ping: Yes, they're leaving before breakfast.
Po: No, Dad. If I hadn't poisoned Shifu with my food, then none would've ha…ppened.
Mr. Ping: Po, you cooked a meal for Shifu?!
Boar: I AM BOAR.
Tigress: I hold my ground... steady... strong... this is the way of Kung Fu
Boar: So, you're going to stop me? [Cackles evily] Let's see.
Boar: Is that all you got? I'm disappointed. [punches Tigress many times]
Boar: I was expecting a challenge. [knocks out Tigress and Cackles evily]
Master Oogway: Good morning Shifu.
Master Shifu: I must do something.
Master Oogway: No. The destiny is not yours to control.
Boar: [Cackles evilly] I AM UNSTOPPABLE! [Cackles evilly]
Crane: Gocha.
Viper: Don't move sweetie. [Kisses Tigress by the head]
Monkey: [Monkey doing full-on Monkey sounds] You know what the best part of the joke is? THE PUNCH LINE. [Monkey doing full-on Monkey sounds]
Viper: Need a hand?
[Boar gets mad and is blown back by Crane]
Boar: What are you doing? You are nothing. I just defeated Shifu.
Tigress: No. I'm not... Shifu. [jumps up] I am Tigress.
Mantis: Woah.
[Tigress fights Boar]
Po: [Gasps] Woah... [Watches Boar being battled]
[Tigress continues to fight Boar]
Mantis: Let me hold your breath it's gonna hurt.
[Boar gets pushed back really far]
Tigress: Alright, all together. Twist your hips.
[Po tries to twist his hips]
Tigress: Recoil.
[Po falls over but still watches]
Boar: [Pants into being scared]
Tigress: And extend.
[Boar gets smashed by Monkey, Crane, Mantis, Viper and Tigress]
Boar: I've...been...stopped! [tusks break in slow-motion]
Po: Kung Fu... I know... I know what I wanna do. I KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO- OWWW!

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Wikipedia
 
  Feature films     Kung Fu Panda  (2008) · Kung Fu Panda 2  (2011) · Kung Fu Panda 3  (2016) · Kung Fu Panda 4  (2024)
  Short films     Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five  (2008) · Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters  (2011) · Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll  (2015)
  Television series     Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness  (2011-2016)
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