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Ice Age (2002 film)

2002 animated film
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Ice Age is a feature-length computer-animated film created by Blue Sky Studios and released by 20th Century Fox in 2002.

Directed by Chris Wedge and Carlos Saldanha. Written by Michael J. Wilson and Michael Berg.
The Coolest Event In 20,000 Years. taglines


Freaky Mammal 1: Well, why not call it "The Big Chill" or "The Nippy Era"? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an ice age?
Freaky Mammal 2: Because... of all... the ice!
Freaky Mammal 1: Well, things just got a little chillier.

Animals: You're going the wrong way! Crazy mammoth!

Papa Start: Hey! Do the world a favor! MOVE YOUR ISSUES OFF THE ROAD!!!
Manfred: If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal.
Papa Start: Hey, give me a break. We've been waddlin' all day.
Manfred: Oh, go ahead. Follow the crowd. It'll be quieter when you're gone.
Papa Start: Come on, if he wants to freeze his death, let him.

[Sid hides from Carl and Frank behind Manfred]
Carl: Look, we're gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
Manfred: Wait a minute, I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
Sid: An excellent point.
Manfred: [to Sid] Shut up.
Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?
Frank: Yeah, c'mon, move it.
Manfred: [darkly] You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.
Sid: I'm a mammal that cares.
Manfred: Okay, look. If either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead! [throws a rock, which bounces off the "sinkhole" instead of sinking, it lands in front of the rhinos] You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff. [Sid quickly rushes back behind him]
Frank and Carl: GET 'EM!

Sid: [While hanging onto Manfred's trunk] You have beautiful eyes.
Manfred: Get off my face.
Sid: Whoa, you and me.

[Manny leaves Roshan after saving him from the river]
Sid: Hey, Manny. Aren't you forgettin' somethin'?
Manny: No.
Sid: But you just saved him.
Manny: Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
Sid: You can't leave him here.

Sid: Look, there's smoke! that's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.
Manny: Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!
Sid: Just up the hill.
Manny: Listen very carefully, I'm...not...g-o-i-n-g.
Sid: Fine, be a jerk. I'll take care of him.
Manny: Oh yeah, that's good.
Sid: I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No we don't.

[on Sid's clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]:
Manny: You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?
Sid: This is cake. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm gonna die.

Diego: Um... That pink think thing is mine.
Sid: [trying to climb up to the humans' campsite] Uh, no. Actually that pink thing belongs to us. [falls down on his head]
Diego: "Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manny: [to Sid] There is no "us"!
Diego: [regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.

Diego: The baby? I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth.
Diego: You calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [whispers to Manfred] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego: Name's Diego, friend.
Manny: Manfred. And I'm not your friend.
Diego: Fine, Manfred.

Diego: I told you they were gone.
Manny: Well, look who it is. Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel?
Sid: They couldn't be far. I mean, they went this way, or this way?
Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?
Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking.
Diego: You didn't miss them by much. [inspects a stick] It's still green. They headed north 2 hours ago.
Sid: [Sticks a couple of twigs in his mouth, pretending to be Diego] "Hey, it's still green, they headed north 2 hours ago."
[Roshan laughs, and flings a fish at Manny's face]
Diego: You don't need this aggravation. Give me the baby. I can track humans down a lot faster than you can.
Manny: And you're just a good citizen helping out right?
Diego: I just know where the humans are going.
Manny: Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.
Diego: Well, unless you know how to track, you'll never reach them before the pass closes up with snow. Which should be like tomorrow. So, you can give that baby to me, or go get lost in the bizzard. It's your choice.
Manny: Here’s your little bundle of Joy. We’re reuturning it to the humans.
Sid: Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.
Manny: Sid, Tigey-Wigey is gonna lead the way.
Sid: Uh, Manny, can I -can I -can I talk to you for a second?
Manny: No. The sooner we find the humans, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Drool-face. And the baby too.
Diego: You won’t always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch our back... ‘cause I’ll be chewing on it.
Manny: Hey, upper tracker up front where I can see you.
Sid: Help me.
[Roshan begins to cry]
Manny: Aw. You gotta make it stop. I can't take it any more!
Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!
Sid: He won't stop squirming.
Diego: You're holding him wrong!
Manny: Watch his head!
Diego: Just put it down!
Sid: Jeez, "pick him up, put him down..." [mutters]
Diego: Its nose is dry.
Sid: That means there's something wrong with him.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid: I'll do it.
Manny: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manny: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [slips his tongue back to his mouth. After a slight pause, Roshan resumes crying] See Humans are disgusting.
Manny: Okay, you. Check for poop.
Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Manny: [leans closer to Sid] Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[slight pause]
Sid: Why else?
Manny: NOW, SID!
Sid: [walks back to Roshan] EW! YUCK! EW! I mean, my goodness. Okay Look out. Coming through.
Manny: Watch out!
Diego: Stop waving that thing around!
Sid: I'm gonna slip. [throws a baby tissue into Manny, and put the paper into the ground] It's clean! Gotcha! [laughs]
Manny: [slaps Sid] Will you cut it out?
[Roshan laughs, then continues crying]
Diego: Hey, do that again. He likes it.
Manny: [slaps Sid again; Roshan laughs again] It's making me feel better too.
[Roshan continues crying]
Sid: Here, you hold it.
[Diego punches Sid. Roshan trying to get hand off Sid, then Sid takes his hand and put it down]
Diego: Here! Turn him towards me! Where's the baby? There he is!
[Roshan stops crying]
Diego: Where's the baby? There he is!
[Roshan crying scared]
Manny: Stop it, You're scaring him!
[Roshan crying silence, and stomach and ready for food]
Sid: I bet he's hungry.
Manny: How about some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego: Not you, the baby!
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya...?!
Manny: ENOUGH!!! [echoing]
[Sid and Manny heards a thud and saw a mellon near a bush]
Sid and Manny: Food!

Dodo 1: Prepare for the Ice Age!
Dodo 2: Protect the Dodo way of life!
Dodo 3: Survival
Dodo 4: Protect the Dodo way of life!
Dodo 5: Prepare for the Ice Age!
Sid: Ice Age?
Diego: I've heard of these crackpots.

Dab: [lecturing about a smoking crater] Now, don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely…
Dodo 6: [sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going] Intruders! Intrud– AAAAHHH!
[Trips and falls into crater; a sizzling sound is herd]
Dodos: EWW! OHH!
Dab: ...burn and die.
Manny: Hey, can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry and uh...
Dab: No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a million, billion years! (Or is it over a thousand centuries?)
Manny: So you got 3 melons (either way)?
Dab: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!
Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you, doom on you...!
Manny: Get away from me!
Dab: Oh, no! No! Retrieve the Melon! Tae kwon dodos, ATTACK!!!

Manny: Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.

Diego: [He attack on Zeke by mistake] What the...?
Zeke: Go ahead, slice me. It'll be the last thing you ever do.
Diego: I'm working here you waste your fur.
Oscar: Frustrated Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you?
Diego: What are you two doing here?
Oscar: Soto's getting tired of waiting.
Zeke: Yeah, Yeah, He said, "Come back with the baby, OR DON"T COME BACK AT ALL!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Diego: Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him, i'm bringing the baby. And tell him i'm bringing... a mammoth.
Zeke: A "mammoth"?
Oscar: Mammoths never travel alone.
Diego: Well this one does, and I'm leading him to Half Peak.
Zeke: Mmm... Look at all that meat. LET"S GET EM!
Diego:[He stops him] Not yet! We'll need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down, get everyone ready. Now!

Manny: [He wakes up Diego by stomping his legs] Where's the baby?
Diego: You lost it?!
Both: SID!!!

Sid: [runs and finds Diego] Thank goodness, thank goodness. [pretending that Diego eating him] Oh, no! A tiger! Help, help!
Diego: Where's the baby?
Sid: [whispers] Oh, he's fine. Manny has him. Just put me in your mouth. Hurry up. [still pretending Diego eating him] Oh, he got me! Oh, help...!
Diego: Get away from me.

[Sid has been in a mud pool, and now has his neck stuck in Diego's mouth]
Manny: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been. [Diego spits Sid out]
Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

[Sid and the baby are having a fight]
Manny: Don't make me reach back there!
Sid: But he started it!
Manny: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!

[passing a Stonehenge-like structure]:
Manny: Modern architecture. It'll never last.

[The gang come across Scrat who is burying his acorn]
Manny: You're lost, aren't ya?
Diego: No. I know exactly where I'm going.
Manny: Ask him for directions.
Diego: I don't need directions!
Manny: Fine, I'll ask him. [to Scrat] Hey, buddy! Have you seen any humans come around here? [Scrat starts moving around]
Sid: Oh, I love this game! I love it! Let's see... 3 words. First word. [Scrat steps his foot] Uh, stomp! [Scrat angrily jumps around] No, no! Stamp, stamp, stamp!
Manny: Let me try. [Scrat puts his acorn over his back] Uh... pack!
Sid: Good one, Manny! [Scrat pretends to be a sabre-tooth] Pack of... long teeth and claws. [Diego looks at his claws] Pack of... wolves, pack of...?
Manny: Pack of bears? Pack of fleas!? [Scrat angrily points at Diego, meaning "Pack of tigers"]
Sid: Pack of whiskers? Pack of... noses?
Manny: Pachyderm…
Sid: Pack of lies, pack of troubles, pack of wallop...?! [Diego flicks Scrat into the mountain slope] ...Pack of birds, pack of flying fish...!

Manny: Sid, the tiger found a short cut.
Sid: No thanks. I choose life.
Diego: Then I suggest you take the short cut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: Move, sloth! [echoes and an ice shelf above them starts to crumble]
Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger.
Manny: Quick, inside!

Diego: [to Manny and Sid as they walk through the icy cave] Come on, guys. Stick together. It is easy to get lost in here.
Sid: [ignoring Diego and focusing on the ice formations, he hits his head really hard on a slab of ice; sticks out tongue] Uugh... [falls to the ground, unconscious. Unbeknownst to he, his tongue, which had flopped out of his mouth when knocked himself out, had stuck to the ice floor. A few seconds later, he wakes up and tries to get up but his tongue is stuck] Ugh. [realizing, he tries to pull it off; gets free, stands up and looks around for his friends] Uh, guys?

Roshan: Ba.
Manny: Will you keep up please? It's hard enough to keep a track of one baby.

Manny: AAAH.
Diego: AAAH.
Sid: AAAH.
Roshan: WHEE.

[The gang has just saved the baby and survived icy slides... then crash into a ice wall]
Diego: WHOA! WOO! YEAH! Who's up for round 2?!

Sid: [after Diego leaps over a river of lava] Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
Manny: Wish granted! [kicks Sid in the buttocks, sending him flying in the air. Sid slides and bumps into a bark wall]
Diego: Come on, go faster!
Manny: Have you noticed the river of lava?

[Manny flings Diego and Sid to save them, only he falls into the lava with his ice platform he's standing on. Then all the sudden, a geyser shoots him into the sky and flings back onto the ground]
Sid: Manny! Manny, Manny, Manny! You okay?! Come on, come on, say something. Anything...
Manny: [mumbling] You're standing on my trunk.
Sid: What? What? I can't hear you.
Manny: You're standing on my trunk. [Sid walks back from Manny's trunk he was stepping on as Manny gasps for air]
Sid: Oh, you're okay!
Diego: Why did you do that? You could've died, trying to save me.
Manny: That's what you do in a herd - you look out for each other.
Diego: Well, thanks.
Sid: [slight pause] I don't about you guys, but we're the weirdest herd I have ever seen.

Zeke: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my claws on that Mammoth.
Soto: No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby.
Zeke: ...First I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another.
Lenny: Hey, knock it off. I'm starving.
Zeke: Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.
Lenny: I told you to knock it off!

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, lord of the flame"!
Manny: Hey, Lord of the Flame. Your tail's on fire. [Noticing this, Sid runs around in circles, screaming. Diego grabs Sid and pulls him back into a small pile of snow, extinguishing the fire.]
Sid: [sighs in relief] Thank you! From now on I'm gonna call you Diego–
Diego: Lord of "Touch Me and You're Dead"! [Sid gasps in fright] Nah, I'm just kiddin', you little knucklehead! [grabs Sid and gives him noogies as he says it]

Diego: At the bottom of Half Peak... there's an ambush waiting for you.
Sid: What?
Manny: What do you mean ambush? You set us up.
Diego: It was my job. I was suppose to get the baby, but then...
Manny: You brought us home - for dinner!
Sid: That's it. You're out of the herd!
Diego: I'm sorry.
Manny: No you're not. Not yet.
Diego: Listen, I can help you.
Manny: Stay close Sid, We can fight our way out of here.
Diego: You can't, the pack's too strong. You have to trust me.
Manny: Trust you?! Why in the world would we trust you?
Diego: Because i'm your only chance.

Diego: Hello, ladies.
Oscar: Hey, look who finally decided to show up.
Soto: Diego. I was beginning to worry about you.
Diego: No need to worry about. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge.
Soto: Very nice.
Zeke: I see the sloth! And he's got the baby!
Soto: Don't give away your positions until you see the mammoth. He's the one we have to suprise.

Diego: You wanna maul something, don't you, Zeke?
Zeke: [whining anxiously] I wanna maul.
Diego: Then what are you waiting for?

Diego: Leave... the mammoth... alone.
Soto: Fine, I'll take you down first. [he and Diego growl at each other and begin to fight, Meanwhile Manny fights with Lenny and Oscar, Diego and Soto are still fighting until Soto throws Diego into a rock, Soto then went to Manny who is ready to kill him, Manny looks at Diego and waves his tusks, Soto and Diego both jump in Slow Motion until he falls, Sid with Roshan walks through the snow, Before Soto could kill Diego, He heard Roshan's cries and saw Sid with Roshan and walked towards them to have his revenge. Manny struck the distracted Soto aside with his tusks, flinging him into a stone wall, the impact causing several sharp icicles from the top of the wall to fall on Soto, impaling and instantly killing him off-screen, Lenny and Oscar sees their leader dead, Manny growls at them and Lenny and Oscar run away]
Sid: We did it! [he and Manny walk over to Diego who is wounded and lying on the ground]
Diego: We were some team, huh?
Manny: Were? Come on we're still a team.
Diego: I'm sorry I set you up.
Sid: Ah you know me, I'm too lazy to hold a runt. [puts Roshan down next to Diego]
Diego: Hey, knock it off squirt. You gotta be strong. You have to take care of Manfred and Sid... especially Sid.
Sid: You can lick this. You're a tiger. Look I'll carry you. Come on what do you say? Come on, Diego, come on. Tell him he's gonna be okay, Manny.
Diego: Listen, you have to leave me here. If those get through the glares, you'll never catch them.
Manny: Ya didn't have to do that.
Diego: That's what you do in a herd.

[Last lines, After returning Roshan to his father]
Diego: Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk. (Well… not yet anyway.)
Sid: (Huh, wh–?) [sees Diego alive] Diego? You're okay.
Diego: 9 lives, baby. (9 lives.)
Sid: Yay! You're okay, you're okay. [hits Diego] I could kiss ya. [kisses Diego and gets a few of his fur out of his mouth]
Manny: Welcome back, partner. Wanna lift?
Diego: No thanks. I gotta save whatever dignity I've got left.
Sid: You're hanging out with us. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. [to Manny] I'll take that lift.
Manny: Yeah, climb aboard.
Sid: [climbs on Manny] Yeah! Mush. or not mush… Either way… [Manny begins to walk, Diego went after them, as "Send Me on My Way" plays] This is gonna be the best migration ever. I'll show you my favourite watering holes. I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries.
Manny: Sounds very Attractive.
Sid: You know, this whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? Global warming.
Manny: Oie.
Diego: Keep dreamin'.
Sid: [last line of the film] No, really…
[Manny, Sid and Diego walk into the sunset]