Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas
2011 animation film directed by Karen Disher
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas is a 2011 computer-animated Christmas television special, based on the Ice Age franchise. This special takes place between Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Continental Drift.
Dialogue
edit- Sid: Ho, ho, ho!
- Peaches: [having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] You guys need to chill out! [sucks up a big snowball with her trunk and shoots it out at Crash and Eddie, who gasp and get run over by it; Peaches then blows the end of her trunk]
- Peaches: [after accidentally knocking over her parents while having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] Sorry, Dad!
- Manny: [picking Sid up by his neck with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock] Step away from the stone.
- Sid: Why? [runs back over to the rock]
- Manny: [pulling Sid away from the rock] (Because) you'll break it. (That's why.)
- Ellie: [laughing] Sid can't break a rock!
- Diego: Don't attempt him.
- [Sid has accidentally broken the Christmas rock, and Manny snarls angry at him]
- Sid: [backing away] Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?
- Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas, Sid.
- Sid: [hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry! (It was an accident!)
- Manny: You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer to Santa.
- Sid: Santa? Santa Claus?
- Manny: He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list. [Sid gasps]
- Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?
- Manny: Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, (or if you did something very bad,) then he puts your name on it.
- Crash: We're never good!
- Eddie: Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch]
- Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!
- [Sid, Crash, Eddie, and Peaches gasp]
- Sid: But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.
- Peaches: [to Manny; angrily] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]
- Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?
- Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.
- [Cuts to Sid]
- Sid: I'm not getting Christmas! [mumbles instinctively and starts cries]
- Diego: Calm down.
- Sid: [sniffles] Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why?! Why!?
- Diego: My guess: Because it doesn't have a loser list.
- Peaches: [sighs frustratedly] Maybe we should just follow the northern lights! [points at the lights with her trunk] North. Get it?
- Sid: I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze] Ah-ah-ACHOO!!!
- Peaches: Bless you!
- Sid: Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer]
- Peaches: [grabbing Sid by the neck with her trunk before he falls off the cliff again; referring to Prancer] The reindeer comes with us.
- Peaches: [to Prancer, who's flying through the air with her, Sid, and Crash and Eddie] I'm not too heavy, am I?
- Prancer: No, you're as light as a feather. [mumbling to himself] A 780-pound feather!
- Peaches: [slides over to an elf sloth] Hit it!
- Elf Sloth: Hi-ya! [hits Peaches' butt with one of the drumsticks]
- Peaches: Ow! Not me! [the elf sloth starts playing the drums with a scared look while she stares angrily]
- [Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole]
- Manny: [relieved] Oh! You, (Peaches…) [suddenly angrily; points Peaches] You are so grounded!
- Ellie: Knock it off, Manny!
- Manny: No, I'm not!
- Ellie: You know what, Manny, Sid is being mean and this is all your fault!
- Manny: My fault? It’s my fault?!
- Peaches: [to Manny] Sorry, Daddy.
- Manny: I'm talkin' to Sid.
- Sid: [covers behind Peaches] Sorry, Manny.
- Santa: Croining fruitcake!
- Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?
- Manny: It's a Christmas tradition, for the kids. Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?
- Scrat: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Cast
edit- Ray Romano - Manny
- John Leguizamo - Sid
- Denis Leary - Diego
- Queen Latifah - Ellie
- Seann William Scott - Crash
- Josh Peck - Eddie
- Ciara Bravo - Peaches
- Chris Wedge - Scrat
- Billy Gardell - Santa Claus
- T.J. Miller - Prancer
- Judah Friedlander - Head Mini-Sloth
External Links
editEncyclopedic article on Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas on Wikipedia
- Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas quotes at the Internet Movie Database
Feature films | Ice Age (2002) · The Meltdown (2006) · Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) · Continental Drift (2012) · Collision Course (2016) · The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild (2022) |
Short films | Gone Nutty (2002) · No Time for Nuts (2006) · Surviving Sid (2008) · Cosmic Scrat-tastrophe (2015) |
Television specials | A Mammoth Christmas (2011) · The Great Egg-Scapade (2016) |