CatDog

CatDog is an American animated television series that aired from April 4, 1998 until June 15, 2005 on Nickelodeon. The series depicts the life of conjoined brothers, with one half being a cat and the other a dog.

Season 1

Dog Gone / All You Can't Eat [1.1]

Dog: I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."

Cat: I meant every word! Hey, Mr. Garbage Truck is out there!

Dog: I know, I know, but I think you needed more time alone.

Cat: Sure, sure, but-

Dog: No, no, I quit the whole garbage thing for you.

Cat: [tears fill his eyes] Look Dog...just do me a favor and...chase the truck!

Dog: But you said-

Cat: I said a lot of crazy things and I was...WRONG! So please I'm begging you! Just chase the truck!

Dog: But why could you-

Cat: Because I missed you! Chasing the truck, I mean.

Dog: Oh! You missed me! Chasing the truck, you mean. Hey, Cat?

Cat: Mm-hm?

Dog: I missed you too.

[Both laugh]

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Rancid Rabbit: How many times do I have to tell you? No shirts, no shoes, [grabs CatDog] no CatDog!

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Mr. Depot: [after he comes into the joint and sees CatDog making a mess] Ahem! What's going on here?!

Rancid Rabbit: Well, Mr. Depot, what an unexpected pleasure.

Mr. Depot: Can it, Rabbit! [As some taco seasoning sprays on him he walks towards him fuming] This place is a pigsty! You call yourself a manager?! Look at you! [rips the manager sign off of Rancid]

Rancid Rabbit: [crying over being fired]

Mr. Depot: You're eating all my profits! Here, kid. [Places the sign on Dunglap] You're the new manager.

Dunglap: [saluting] Yes, sir! Your, uh, taco-ness!

Flea or Die! / CatDog Food [1.2]

Cat: [to Dog; enraged] This is your fault! [Dog laughs nervously] Why did you have to go near that beach rat?!

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[Everybody at the beach is wearing a flea belt]

Cat: What is going on here? Everybody's wearing those ugly belts!

Mr. Sunshine: No belt?

The Island / All You Need is Lube [1.3]

Lube: You are an honorable cat that deserves much respect. And since you save-ed my life, I will be your honorable servant. [kisses him]

Cat: Ew.

Shriek Loves Dog / Work Force [1.4]

Dog: Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired!

Cat: You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend!

Dog: Oh. Then, you're fired too!

Diamond Fever / The Pet [1.5]

Cat: I went through all this for...

Dog: Rock candy! I love rock candy! Let's go find some more!

Pumped / Dummy Dummy [1.8]

Cat: [shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! [whining] Why, why, why?! It's not fair!

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Cat: Oh, Dog…

Dog: Yes, Cat?

Cat: Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!

Dog: Why, uh, thank you, Cat.

Cat: Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.

Dog: As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.

Cat: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.

Dog: I don't think so.

Squirrel Dog / Brother's Day [1.9]

Winslow: You guys make me nauseous.

Cat: Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...

CatDog: Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]

Winslow: No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!

Dog: Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!

Escape From the Deep End / The Collector [1.10]

Cat: Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.

Dog: Rules are for fools!

CatDog's End / Siege on Fort CatDog [1.12]

Cat: I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!

Dog: CatDog forever!

Cat: Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!

Neferkitty / Curiosity Almost Killed the Cat [1.16]

(Cat lands a tear of joy on the book)

Cat: (Sniffling and weeping) Oh I'm sorry Dog...but this is...the greatest story...ever told.

Dog: Well, I don't think it's so great. And I think you're making the whole thing up!

Cat: (Stops crying) Oh really? Well, (Passes book to Dog) read it and weep!

Dog: (Starts to read) "Royal Cat..."

Cat: Royal Cat...that's me!

Dog: Yeah, that's you.

Home is Where the Dirt is / New Leash on Life [1.17]

Cat: (Screams) THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!!!

Just Say CatDog Sent Ya / Dog's Strange Condition [1.18]

Dog: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HUMILIATION!

Season 2

Climb Every CatDog / Canine Mutiny [2.5]

[When Dunglap reaches the top of the mountain before CatDog...]

Reporter Bird: And we have just gotten word that the mayor has renamed the mountain... "Dunglap's Peak"!

Cat: [horrified] "Dunglap's... Peak"?! [starts crying] But I wanted it to be renamed "Cat Mountain"...!!! [bawls hysterically]

Dog: Cat, look at the bright side. Mindy isn't better than you anymore. Dunglap is.

[Cat bawls even harder.]

Spaced Out / Nine Lives [2.8]

Dog: Hi-ho Diggity, Cat!! Seven shows a day! I save the galaxy!!

Cat: And I get the girl!! (Burst into tears)

(Alien grabs Cat and starts slobbering Cat. Cat continues to cry helplessly.)

Dem Bones / Winslow's Home Videos / You're Fired [2.9]

Dog: Say it, Cat! Say it!

Cat: [sighs] Full speed ahead, Sailor Dog.

Dog: Aye, aye, Captain Cat!

Showdown at Hole 18 / Sneezie Dog [2.10]

Cat: But...(in tears) I was close. I was so, so, so very close!

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[Winslow bricks up the wall between CatDog, separating them, and Dog starts to cry]

Winslow: Don't worry, little doggy. You did what you had to do.

Dog: [sobbing in tears] But I miss him!

Dog Power / It's a Jungle in Here! [2.13]

Cat: Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!

Season 3

Season 4

CatDog and the Great Parent Mystery [4.1-3]

Cat: Oh mama.

Dog: Oh pop!

Frog: Will this love fest ever stop?

Bigfoot: Did I mention we're your ever loving parents?

All: Crazy nutty goofy laughing wiggly parents!

[Camera snaps one final shot of CatDog and their Parents before fading out]

See also

• The Ren & Stimpy Show
• Rocko's Modern Life
• KaBlam!
• The Angry Beavers

External links

• CatDog quotes at the Internet Movie Database