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The Angry Beavers

American animated television series from 1997–2001

The Angry Beavers is an American animated television series that aired from April 19, 1997 until June 11, 2001 on Nickelodeon. The series revolves around Daggett and Norbert Beaver, two young beaver brothers who have left their home to become bachelors in the forest near the fictional Wayouttatown, Oregon.

Season 1

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Born to Be Beavers [1.1]

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Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert.
Norbert: Whassat, Daggett?
Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out.
Norbert: They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.
Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?
Norbert: We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?
Daggett: No.
Norbert: Oh, that's not good.

Up All Night [1.2]

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[Dag starts whimpering]
Dag: Yeah. Guess so.
(Norbert is prank-calling a deli)
Norbert: Do you have chicken necks?
Lady on phone: Yes, we do.
Nobert: Wear a turtleneck sweater and no one will notice! (hangs up)

A Dam Too Far [1.3]

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Norbert: Let's see...what's that word I'm thinking of?

Daggett: Run?

Norbert: That's it. [shouting] RUUUUN!

Long in the Teeth [1.4]

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[Norbert is getting his long teeth admired by his girlfriend, a female beaver named Treeflower]
Treeflower: Your teeth look so dangerous... [seductively] Can I touch them?
Norbert: [prideful] Knock yourself out, dollface.
Treeflower: [feels Norbert's teeth softly] Oooohh... [aroused] ...Norby... [swooning for him] You're so cool... [cuddles next to him] You're giving me chills... [giggles before fluttering her eyelashes to him]
Daggett: [watching from behind a rock jealous of him with his mouth full of wood on a cob] If he can be Mr. Cool... [spits the wood out and tosses it aside] So can I! [grunts angrily]

Gift Hoarse [1.5]

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Go Beavers! [1.6]

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Box Top Beavers [1.7]

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Salmon Sez [1.8]

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Beach Beavers a-Go-Go [1.9]

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Deranged Ranger [1.10]

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Muscular Beaver [1.11]

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Fish 'n' Dips [1.12]

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Enter the Daggett [1.13]

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Bug-a-Boo [1.14]

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Mission to the Big Hot Thingy [1.15]

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I Dare You [1.16]

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Stinky Toe [1.17]

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House Broken [1.18]

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Tree's Company [1.19]

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Guess Who's Stumping to Dinner [1.20]

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Fancy Prance [1.21]

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H2Whoa! [1.22]

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The Bing That Wouldn't Leave [1.23]

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You Promised [1.24]

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Bummer of Love [1.25]

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Food of the Clods [1.26]

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Season 2

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Beaver Fever [2.1]

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Same Time Last Week [2.2]

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Kandid Kreatures [2.3]

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Fakin' It [2.4]

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Muscular Beaver 2 [2.5]

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Stump Looks for His Roots [2.6]

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Tree of Hearts [2.7]

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Dag for Night [2.8]

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Un-Barry-ble [2.9]

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Another One Bites the Musk [2.10]

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The Mighty Knot-Head [2.11]

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Pond Scum [2.12]

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Utter Nonsense [2.13]

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Endangered Species [2.14]

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Lumberjack's Delight [2.15]

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Zooing Time [2.16]

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Friends, Romans, Beavers! [2.17]

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Big Round Sticky Fish Thingy [2.18]

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The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up [2.19]

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Narrator: Ooh! I know! Send in more planes!
Daggett: Darn! I forgot the autograph!
Norbert: You'll get over it.

If You In-Sisters [2.20]

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Alley Oops [2.21]

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Open Wide for Zombies [2.22]

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Dumbwaiters [2.23]

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Sans-a-Pelt [2.24]

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Gonna Getcha [2.25]

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Season 3

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My Bunny-Guard [3.1]

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What's Eating You? [3.2]

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Omega Beaver [3.3]

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Bite This! [3.4]

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Spooky Spoots [3.5]

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Up All Night 2: Up All Day. The Reckoning [3.6]

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Muscular Beaver 3 [3.7]

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Sang 'em High [3.8]

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In Search of Big Byoo-Tox [3.9]

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The Legend of Kid Friendly [3.10]

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Silent But Deadly [3.11]

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Tough Love [3.12]

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A Little Dad'll Do You [3.13]

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Pass It On! [3.14]

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Muscular Beaver 4 [3.15]

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Act Your Age [3.16]

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Too Loose Latrine [3.17]

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Pack Your Dags [3.18]

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Daggy Dearest [3.19]

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Dag's List [3.20]

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Mistaken Identity [3.21]

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Easy Peasy Rider [3.22]

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Stare and Stare Alike! [3.23]

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I am Not an Animal, I'm Scientist #1 [3.24]

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Norberto y Daggetto en El Grapadura y el Castor Malo [3.25]

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The Loogie Hawk [3.26]

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Kreature Komforts [3.27]

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Oh, Brother? [3.28]

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Das Spoot [3.29]

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Sqotters [3.30]

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Long Tall Daggy [3.31]

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Practical Jerks [3.32]

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Nice & Lonely [3.33]

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Soccer? I Hardly Knew Him! [3.34]

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Brothers... To the End? [3.35]

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Euro Beavers [3.36]

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Slap Happy [3.37]

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Home Loners [3.38]

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Ugly Roomers [3.39]

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Norbert:I was wondering, pondering, contemplating, speculating if you couldn't possibly, maybe, feasibly, conceivably... GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE!
[Norb increases his building to rival Dag's bedroom height]
Daggett: Ha! I'm still bigger-er.
Norbert: I only stopped to give you something. [hands Dag the gift. Dag opens it and it's the San-o-tizey and it sprays in Dag's eyes again and Dag starts gagging while Norbert continues to increase his bedroom height]
Daggett: [gagging] Ooh, you dirty rat. [cough]
[The scene transitions to Norb relaxing while Dag has increased more of his bedroom height and is about to get back at Norb for spraying him with sanitizer by putting pork rinds in a blower]
Daggett: Oh, Norbie, my room's bigger-er and better! Oh, and this is for spraying me in the eyes. [sprays Norb with pork rinds]

Finger Lickin' Goofs [3.40]

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Strange Allure [3.41]

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Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow [3.42]

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Season 4

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Chocolate Up to Experience [4.1]

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Three Dag Nite [4.2]

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Fat Chance [4.3]

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Dag in the Mirror [4.4]

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Canucks Amuck [4.5]

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Yak in the Sack [4.6]

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Driving Misses Daggett [4.7]

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Big Fun [4.8]

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Moby Dopes [4.9]

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Norbert: Where in the name of Deus Ex Machina did that T-Rex come from?!

Present Tense [4.10]

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It's a Spootiful Life [4.11]

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The Mom from U.N.C.L.E. [4.12]

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House Sisters [4.13]

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Muscular Beaver 5 [4.14]

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Bing: Um, why are you guys looking at me like that? [is grabbed by an octopus' tentacle, screams]

Vantastic Voyage [4.15]

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Blacktop Beavers [4.16]

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Specs Appeal [4.17]

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Things That Go Hook in the Night [4.18]

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Damnesia [4.19]

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The Posei-Dam Adventure [4.20]

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The Big Frog [4.21]

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Dag Con Carny [4.22]

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All in the Colony [4.23]

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Line Duncing [4.24]

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Beavemaster [4.25]

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Deck Poops [4.26]

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Dagski and Norb [4.27]

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Shell or High Water [4.28]

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Cast

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