Animaniacs (season 5)

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Animaniacs (1993–1998) is an American animated comedy musical television series created by Tom Ruegger. The series premiered on Fox Kids on September 13, 1993. It was moved to Kids' WB on September 9, 1995 and ended on November 14, 1998.

Episodes

Message in a Bottle/Back in Style/Bones in the Body [5.01]

[The Warners are on a boat at the sea]

Wakko: I think we're lost.

Dot: [sees a message in a bottle bobbing up and down on the water] Look, a message in a bottle.

[Yakko grabs the bottle from the water]

Wakko: Fan mail for some flounder?

Yakko: No, it's from some entertainment lawyer. [to the viewers] We should have never stolen this bit.

Dot: At least we didn't steal this next cartoon.

Yakko: [to Dot] That’s what you think.

Narrator: In 1962, Termite Terrace the Warner Bros original cartoon studio had closed its doors for the last time the world’s best cartoon stars were given their walking papers.

[The cartoon characters are leaving the building]

Daffy Duck: Hey, quit shoving.

Bugs Bunny: Calm down, Daf. There's a flavored drink commercial with us written all over it in Hollywood.

Daffy Duck: Wait up, Tex! [walks off]

Bugs Bunny: Opportunists.

Friz: [draws a grey panther, which is similar to the Pink Panther] I got me an idea and you don't. It's called The Gray Panther.

Yosemite Sam: I just love the way he talks.

Treg Green: Oh, it was grim 29 years we were there turning out the great poop. Then the bunch of us tossed out on a heap to round but quick.

Narrator: Things looked even worse for the Warner's with no more cartoon department. They were sealed in the tower for keeps. The management bet the studio's future entirely on a certain upcoming big budget live action film starring Taboo.

[Chicken Boo appears]

It/Dot - The Macadamia Nut/Bully for Skippy [5.02]

[Dot laughs offscreen]

Yakko and Wakko: Hello, Nurse!

Yakko: Uh...

Dot: I am NOT Trying to be annoying.

Yakko and Wakko: [in Spanish accents] AI!

Dot: [singing] I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia.

I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.

Am I a cutie? Absolutie!

And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!

Dot, Minerva Mink, and Hello Nurse: But if you touch me, or even get near me,

I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?

Yakko and Wakko: Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.

Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia.

Oy, Macadamia!

Ralph: Duh!

Yakko and Wakko: [in Spanish accents] ¿Donde que vas a Lerendo Macadamia?

Hoia que paste le grande Crack O' Crania.

Qui a coupé le lege we abstaenia.

Slappy, Hello Nurse, Skippy, and Ralph: Oy, Macadamia!

[Wakko belches]

Dot: [singing] Now, please, don't mention my brother, the one they call Wakkorino!

[Wakko belches again. Overdubbed harmony plays in the background]

He's always burping every hour, so I threw him out of the tower!

[Wakko yells; laughs]

Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!

Yakko and Wakko: She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.

Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Pinky: Narf!

Yakko and Wakko: [in Spanish accents] Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.

The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.

Dot: [in her Spanish accent] Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Slappy, Hello Nurse, Skippy, and Ralph: Oy, Macadamia!

Brain: Yes!

[Break it down now!]

Dot: Don't hate me because I'm cute!

[Pesto beats up Squit]

Squint: Ow!

Yakko: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Skippy: Spew!

Yakko: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Chicken Boo: Bacawk!

[Dot laughs. Skippy laughs. Pinky laughs. Minerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot laugh]

Slappy: [spoken] I don't get it. What's the joke?

Minerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot: Uh...

Yakko: Uh...

Dot: I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.

But you can call me by my other nameia.

Dot, Minerva Mink, and Hello Nurse: Louisa Francesa Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Dot: Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.

But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!

Warners: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia Nuts!

Skippy: This has been the worst day ever in the whole wide world.

Slappy: You mean Mel Brooks made a sequel to Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Cute First (Ask Questions Later)/Acquaintances/Here Comes Attila/Boo Wonder [5.03]

[After the guard (Mr. Crazy Person) sets Dot free after being overwhelmed by her cuteness]

Dot: [to the viewers] Don't try this at home. I'm a trained professional.

Magic Time/The Brain's Apprentice [5.04]

Dot: And now, my solo. [takes a deep breath, and screams a loud screech, causing Schnitzel and Floyd to disintegrate] Just a little thing I do.

[Last lines; after the Warners volunteered for the Don Rickles counterpart Ron Pickles]

Ron Pickles: Oh, this is too easy!

Yakko: [to the viewers] I guess he didn't see our act.

Hooray for North Hollywood [5.05-5.06]

Thaddeus Plotz: Who do you have in mind for the actors?

Yakko: They're terrible, they can't act!

Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad.

Yakko: They're movie stars!