The Spy Next Door

2010 film by Brian Levant

The Spy Next Door is a 2010 American spy comedy family film directed by Brian Levant. The film was released on January 15, 2010 in the United States.


Bob Ho: Can your mommy do that?

Poldark: Where is the file?
Ian: It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
Bob Ho: Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tall the truth to the bald guy.
Ian: Sorry. I'm new at this.

Nora: Mommy, that man can fly!

Ian: Oh. Hey, guys! Gotta go.

Russian Thug: What are you supposed to be?
Nora: A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away!

Nora: I want Bob to be my daddy.

Farren: Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.
Ian: Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it.
Farren: Yeah, but I can hurt you.

Bob Ho: So, tell me more about Halloween.
Nora: It's the best. You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.
Bob Ho: Sounds familiar.

Bob Ho: He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man.
Farren: How embarrassing.

Colton James: Oh, heck, man, don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.

Colton James: [about Poldark] That man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.

Colton James: Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?
Bob Ho: It's in the shop.

Bob Ho: I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?

Bob Ho: If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
Gillian: Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.

Poldark: Tatiana, you can't imagine what it's like in there. The oppressive darkness, and the torture of empty days stretching for years. Prison is hell.
Creel: You were in there for 4 hours.

Poldark: I look like the French Prince of Belarus.

Ian: You know about fashion?
Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.
Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

Glaze: Hey, loosen these things up!
Colton James: Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.

Poldark: How quickly can you give me orange jumpsuit?

Ian: Hey, how are you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?
Cute Gymnast: [disgusted] Yeow!
Bob Ho: At least you're not shy.
Ian: I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
Bob Ho: Mission accomplished.

Bob Ho: Family isn't whose blood you carry. It's who you love, and who loves you.

Nora: [heading toward a Chinese restaurant] Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here!

Bob Ho: Yo, it's Ho.

[first lines]

Nora: Mom! Jethro's eating my underwear!

[pronounced "unduweahw"]

Glaze: What took you so long to get here?
Bob Ho: Six minutes.
Glaze: You stop for a latte?
Bob Ho: Oh, I get it. You're, uh... What's the expression? Chopping my bust.
Glaze: Close enough.

Ian: I hate it when old people have feelings.

Glaze: Tell me he didn't get away.
Colton James: Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.

Colton James: Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
Bob Ho: They suspect me?
Colton James: Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
Bob Ho: I've no idea what that means.

Farren: Bob, this is Larry.
Larry: Pleased to meet you, sir.
Bob Ho: Let's get some food.
Farren: He goes to the university.
Ian: He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
Bob Ho: It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.

Bob Ho: I have two words for you, Larry. 13.

Nora: Boys are pigs.


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