Talk:The Addams Family (TV series)

Dialogue

• Morticia: Black is such a happy color.

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• Gomez: Fixed her? But that doll doesn't have a head!
• Wednesday: It's Marie Antoinette!

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• Morticia: Salt, pepper, or cyanide?

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• Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: You kids really live in this crumb box?
• Wednesday Addams: We like it. It' so nice and eerie.

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• Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Dig?
• Wednesday Addams: Only graves.
• Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Oh, you break me up, sawed-off.

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[Sam looks over Wednesday's little grave markers of famous people and characters who've died by beheading]

• Sam Picasso: Little Red Riding Hood - 'she' didn't die.
• Wednesday Addams: The way 'we' play it she does.

Catchphrases

• Gomez: Tish! You know how wild I get when you speak French!
• Lurch: You rang?
• Uncle Fester [brandishing a rifle after a guest makes an insult]: Let me shoot him in the back! UDScott (talk) 19:25, 10 January 2022 (UTC)