The Addams Family (TV series)
- They´re creepy and they´re kooky
mysterious and spooky
they´re all together ooky
the Addams Family!
- Theme song
- Morticia: Black is such a happy color.
- Gomez: Fixed her? But that doll doesn't have a head!
- Wednesday: It's Marie Antoinette!
- Morticia: Salt, pepper, or cyanide?
- Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: You kids really live in this crumb box?
- Wednesday Addams: We like it. It' so nice and eerie.
- Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Dig?
- Wednesday Addams: Only graves.
- Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Oh, you break me up, sawed-off.
[Sam looks over Wednesday's little grave markers of famous people and characters who've died by beheading]
- Sam Picasso: Little Red Riding Hood - 'she' didn't die.
- Wednesday Addams: The way 'we' play it she does.