Lucky Louie is an American television sitcom created by Louis C.K., which aired on HBO in the United States for one season in 2006 — and in Canada on Movie Central, The Movie Network, and The Comedy Network. As the show's creator, writer and executive producer, C.K. also starred as the eponymous central character, a part-time mechanic at a muffler shop.
A first for HBO, Lucky Louie was filmed before a live studio audience, in a multiple-camera setup. Inspired by Norman Lear's sitcoms, the show depicts the life of an average working class family while using spartan sets and wardrobe. Dealing with a range of topics including sex and racism, the series uses considerable adult language and casts performers widely known as stand-up comedians, including Jim Norton, Laura Kightlinger, Nick DiPaolo, Todd Barry and Rick Shapiro.
Louie: What do you mean "what?"
Rich: I mean "what the fuck?"
Rich: What do think Louie? This morning she just woke up and looked at your dirty freckled cock... and thought to herself 'Oh yeah, I want that stuck in me'
Kim: Stop thinking about money, the only thing you should be thinking about ...is all. this. ASS.
Louie: (to her ass) WE CAN'T AFFORD IT
Kim: Yeah talk to it baby.
Louie: Look. I would love to tap that ass...
Kim: So tap it!
Louie: I want to.. But my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin
Kim: Are you serious??
Louie: I'm sorry, I need at least three thousand dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard
Louie: You were right. She was just trying to get pregnant.
Mike: So what?
Louie: So? I gotta choose between another kid or no sex for another year.
Mike: Ahh, go ahead. Have another one. That's how life goes.
Mike: (Contemplating) You fuck. You have kids. You eat. That's all.
Mike: (Takes a drag) Look at me.
Louie: The day you get married you realize "Shit! I can't leave now. I wasn't thinking of leaving but now I REALLY can't leave". And then you have a kid and the moment the kid arrives you realize "Shit! I coulda left! I totally coulda left! The door right there and it wasn't even fucking locked."
Mike: See, you're just on your first wife. Now with your first wife you make all the mistakes. With your second wife, you try to correct those mistakes, but you make new, worse ones. But the third wife, heh. Ahh that's a marriage.
Louie: Quit throwin your snatch at me so hard. Feels like your gonna rip my dick off.
Mike: All that gratitude pours out of me and it makes her pop.
A Mugging StoryEdit
Walter: If white people ain't havin' a good time, what's it all for?
Flowers for KimEdit
Louie: Our kid's a fucking asshole.
Mike: I guess the main thing is, when I feel bad, I drink, and I don't feel bad anymore. And when I feel good, I drink, and I feel better
Kim Moves OutEdit
Louie: Cause all married couples hate each other. The ones that don't make it are the ones that can't handle it, but we know we can handle it cause it's been there since the beginning, but we chose to be together!