Nick DiPaolo

American comedian, writer, actor and radio personality

Nick DiPaolo (born January 31, 1962) is a stand-up comedian and writer.

DiPaolo in 2017


  • If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say … the red is positive and the black is negative.
    • Attributed by Mikkelson, Barbara and David P. (1 November 2004). "T. Bubba Bechtol". Urban Legends Reference Pages. Retrieved on 2007-04-25.
    • Possibly quoted earlier in Thomas, Lois (21 April 1999). "Comedian's Down-Home Style Attracts Audience". Knoxville News-Sentinel: p. S12. 
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