Hey, you there, get those children in here!! Get them in before the soldiers get here!! We must get those children out of sight, if the soldiers come they will take them away, uh um, no one's allowed to have children in Vulgaria!! The Baroness, she hates children!!
Here's some good advice, take your children and your good lady out of Vulgaria. Look, I'm only a toymaker, and if I don't finish this in time for the Baron's birthday tomorrow I shall be a dead toymaker!!
Lord Scrumptious' Secretary: Hmmm... (writes it down)
Truly Scrumptious: Wh-what are you going to do?
Caractacus Potts: I'm going to carry you.
Truly Scrumptious: Oh dear. Must you?
Caractacus Potts: Well, unless you'd rather ride piggyback.
Truly Scrumptious: What an unusual car.
Jeremy: Daddy made it.
Truly Scrumptious: [laughs] Oh? And it actually goes?
Jemimah: It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Truly Scrumptious: That's a curious name for a motorcar.
Jemimah: But that's the sound it makes. Listen.
Jemimah: He's awful!
Jeremy: He's terrible!
Caractacus Potts: Not only that, he isn't even nice!
Blimp Pilot: We're still losing height!
Baron Bomburst: There has to be something else we can throw out!!!
Second Spy: But there's nothing else we can throw out...!!?
First Spy: There's nothing else... (Chuckles nervously)
(All the men look at the spies in ideal. They look to the Baron who nods in agreement and they grab the first spy and throw him out)
Grandpa Potts: You just dropped somebody!!!
(The men then restrain the second spy and throw him out)
First Spy: (swimming desperately in the ocean as the second spy splashes in the ocean) Come back! Come back! (The men chuckle and wave goodbye to the spies as the blimp takes off back in the air)Come back!!!
Second Spy: What do we do now?
First Spy: Start swimming!
Second Spy: I don't swim!
First Spy: Then start drowning! [swims away]
Peter: Sir, have you come to help us? [Catactacus walks over to him] Are you going to help us out of here?
Caractacus Potts: [kneels in front of him] What's your name, son?
Peter: Peter, sir.
Caractacus Potts: [compassionately] Well Peter, you shouldn't be afraid. [Truly, the Toymaker, and the children listen with interest] Even in a terrible place like this. Because there's always hope. That's what I always tell my children when they're...afraid.
[After the reprise of "Hushabye Mountain"]
Truly Scrumptious: It's a beautiful dream Caractacus, but I don't see how it's gonna help them.
[Truly looks at the children around them and Caractacus stands up.]
Caractacus Potts: [confidently] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!
Toymaker: [incredulous] It is impossible!
Caractacus Potts: Well, we'll see. [runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching; loud and clear] Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you? [The children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel] Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes? [The children boo with their thumbs down][proud and confident] Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget!
[The children cheer and gather around as Caractacus makes the plan.]
Caractacus Potts: And after that, Vulgaria became a free country and all the children laughed and played in the sunshine, and they were very, very happy. And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to England, everyone safe and sound, and...
A gentleman's got a walking stick.
A seaman's got a gaff.
And the merry men of Robin Hood
They used a quarterstaff.
On the Spanish plains inside their canes
They hide their ruddy swords. But we make do with an old bam-boo
And everyone applauds!