Aladdin: [holds up the bread] You think that was easy?
[He turns to see a group of women laughing at him]
Razoul: [to his guards] You two, over that way! And you, follow me! We'll find him!
[Aladdin walks up to the women, disguised as one of them]
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] GOTCHA!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble!
Sultan: [brandishes the piece of Achmed's clothing] So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out!
Jasmine: Oh, Father! Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you? [she and her tiger chuckle and then see the Sultan glaring at them] Ahem...
Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call! The law says you -
Jasmine: [choruses with him] Must be married to a prince...
Sultan: ... by your next birthday.
Jasmine: The law is wrong!
Sultan: You've only got 3 more days!
Jasmine: Father! I hate being forced into this. If I do marry... I want it to be for love.
Sultan: Jasmine... it's not only this law... I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I just want to make sure you're taken care of. Provided for.
Jasmine: Please, try to understand! I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. [Rajah looks up, growling] Except you, Rajah. [Rajah lies down again, smiling] I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But Jasmine, you're a princess.
Jasmine: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess any more!
Sultan: Ooooh! [to Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
[Rajah grunts confusedly]
Aladdin: [finds the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...?
[he suddenly sees Abu about to snatch the ruby from the monkey idol]
Aladdin: Abu! NO!
[Abu grabs the ruby]
Cave: [echoes through the chamber] INFIDELS!
Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure!
[Abu sheepishly tries to put the ruby back in the idol's palm, but the idol melts away]
Cave: Now you will never again see the light of DAY!!!
[after the entrance to the Cave of Wonders is sealed, Jafar, thinking that he has the lamp, laughs]
Jafar: It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! [looks into his robe] I-- [takes a closer look] Where is it? [pats down his robe] No! [falls to his knees]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Aladdin: [after learning Genie's rules] Provisos? You mean, limitations on wishes? Some all-powerful genie. He can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us outta this cave. Looks like we're gonna hafta find a way outta here.
[Genie stomps his foot loudly in front of the duo]
Genie: Excuse me?! [scoffs in annoyance] Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!!!
[Aladdin and Abu sit on the carpet; Genie joins them]
Genie: In case of emergency, [points in different directions with many arms] the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,... ANYWHERE! [retracts his extra arms] Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE...!!!
[the carpet takes off and pops out of the cave]
Genie: ...OUTTA HERE!!!
[Genie and Carpet are playing Chess]
Genie: So move!
[Carpet takes his queen and knocks Genie's off the board]
Genie: Hey! That's a good move. [imitates Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it! I'm losing to a rug!
Genie: He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant, but we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban kid, we're gonna make you a star!
Aladdin: [to Genie, regretfully] Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I.....I can't wish you free.
Genie: [obviously hurt] Fine. I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master. [Vanishes into lamp]
Genie: [coming out of the lamp after Jafar has rubbed it] Y'know, Al, I'm getting really [spots Jafar] I - don't think you're him. [reading from a script and looking at Jafar through opera glasses] Tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister, UGLY man.
[Annoyed at the insult, Jafar grabs Genie's beard, throws him to the ground, and steps on the his face]
Jafar: I am your master now!
Genie: I was afraid of that.
Jafar: Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high as Sultan!
Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up! [spits fire]
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?!
Jafar: [emerges through the flames] A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how SSSSNAKE-LIKE I CAN BE! [with these words, Jafar transforms into a giant cobra]
Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth?! Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing!
Aladdin: [looks down at Genie] The Genie. The Genie! [to Jafar] The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Aladdin: He gave you your power! He can take it away!
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar! You're still just second-best!
Jafar: [gasps] You're right! His power does exceed my own. [slithers toward Genie] But not for long.
Genie: The boy's crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with a snake.
Jafar: [after becoming a genie] The universe is mine to command! TO CONTROL!!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?!
Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
Aladdin: [sucks the evil genie into a black lamp] And everything that goes with it!
Jafar: NO! NO!!
Iago: I'm gettin' outta here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers!
Iago: [Jafar grabs him] Come on! You're the genie! I don't wanna be... [gets trapped in the lamp with Jafar]
Aladdin: Itty-bitty living space.
Genie: Al! You little genius, you!
Aladdin: Well, I guess... this is... goodbye?
Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
Genie: Al, no problem. You still got one wish left! Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. [pushes Aladdin and Jasmine closer together]This is love. Al, you're never going to find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know: I've looked.
Genie: I'm free... I'm free. [to Aladdin] Quick, QUICK! Wish for something outrageous, say 'I-I want the Nile'! Wish for the Nile, try that.
Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.
Genie: NO WAY! [points and laughs]] OH, does this feel good! Oh! I'm free! I'm free at last! [starts packing a suitcase] I'm hitting the road! I'm off to see the world! I'm- [Looks at Aladdin who smiles sadly and looks down]
Aladdin: Genie, I'm gonna miss you.
Genie: [tearfully] Me, too, Al. No matter what anybody says... you'll always be a prince to me. [He and Aladdin hug]
Sultan: That's right. You have certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned! It's that law that's the problem...
Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.
One of the things [directors] Ron [Clements], John [Musker], and I were talking about was that, originally, when he came in to the first session, he said, “Do you want me to do kind of an ethnic voice for the Genie?” And we said, “No, no, just be yourself.” And we realized later that “being yourself” for Robin Williams is like being 98 different characters at once. [Laughs]