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Aladdin (1992 Disney film)

1992 American animated musical family film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation
Genie, you're free.

Aladdin is a 1992 Disney animated film which relates a version of the story of Aladdin and the magic lamp from The Book of One Thousand and One Nights.

Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all would come true. (Taglines)

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AladdinEdit

 
The law is wrong! … If I do marry... I want it to be for love.
  • [chased by Razoul and his guards] All this for a loaf of bread?
  • Abu, this is no time to panic! [gasps and sees a cliff] Start panicking!
  • Genie, you're free. [using his third wish to free Genie from the lamp]

JasmineEdit

  • [to Aladdin as Prince Ali, her father, and Jafar] How dare you! All of you! Standing around deciding my future?! I am not a prize to be won! [storms off into her bedroom]

IagoEdit

  • [pops out of the sand and spits and coughs sand from his beak] I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! [empties sand out of his left ear] We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! [picks up the Golden Scarab Beetle halves with his feet] Just forget it! Look at this. I mean, look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting! [flies to Jafar and hands him the halves]

GenieEdit

  • [after coming out of his lamp] Oy! [feels a pain in his neck] 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck!
  • [as one of the cheerleaders] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, whether he can't do it.... [screams bloody murder] .... GREAT!!
  • [after saving Aladdin from drowning] Al, I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.

JafarEdit

  • [having learned from the Cave of Wonders] Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one. This Diamond in the Rough.
  • [after Aladdin has returned with Abu and Carpet] YOU! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!
  • I think that it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.

DialogueEdit

Guard 1: [spots Aladdin] There he is!
Guard 2: You won't get away so easily!
Aladdin: [holds up the bread] You think that was easy?
[He turns to see a group of women laughing at him]
Razoul: [to his guards] You two, over that way! And you, follow me! We'll find him!
[Aladdin walks up to the women, disguised as one of them]
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] GOTCHA!!!!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble!
Razoul: And this time----
[Razoul gets his turban pulled down to his eyes by Abu]
Aladdin: [gives Abu a congratulatory wave with a loaf of bread] Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

Sultan: [to Jasmine with disappointment, brandishing the piece of Achmed's clothing] So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out!
Jasmine: Oh, Father! Rajah was just playing with him. [takes Achmed's other clothing piece from Rajah's mouth] Weren't you, Rajah? [in her playfully deep voice] You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Ahmed, weren't you? [her voice is back to normal, and she and her tiger chuckle and then see the Sultan glaring at them] Ahem...
Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call! The law says that you....
Jasmine: [choruses with him and walks up to her father's giant birdcage] Must be married to a prince....
Sultan: .... by your next birthday.
Jasmine: The law is wrong!
Sultan: But you've only got 3 more days!
Jasmine: [takes one of the birds from their cage] Father! I hate being forced into this. If I do marry.... [scratches the bird's belly gently with her finger, then cuddles the bird up with her cheek] .... I want it to be for love.
Sultan: Jasmine.... [takes the bird from Jasmine's hands] it's not only this law.... [puts the bird back into the cage] I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I just want to make sure that you're taken care of.... and provided for.
Jasmine: [walks over to her father's giant fountain and sits down] Please, try to understand! I've never done a thing on my own. [playing in the water with her left fingers] I've never had any real friends. [Rajah looks up, growling] Except you, Rajah. [Rajah lies down again, smiling] I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: [walks over to her daughter] But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Jasmine: [angrily splashes water almost at her father's face with her left hand] Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess, anymore!
Sultan: [now pissed] Ooooh! [to Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
[Rajah grunts confusedly, and Jasmine frowns just before she gets up, releases many birds out of their cage, and watches them fly away, smiling]

Aladdin: [finds the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to----?
[he suddenly sees Abu about to snatch the ruby from the monkey idol]
Aladdin: Abu! [screams bloody murder from up above] NO!!!!
[Abu grabs the ruby]
Cave: [echoes through the chamber] INFIDELS!!!!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure!
[Abu sheepishly tries to put the ruby back in the idol's palm, but the idol melts away]
Cave: Now, you will never again see the light of.... [screams bloody murder] .... DAY!!!!

[after the entrance to the Cave of Wonders is sealed, Jafar, thinking that he has the lamp, laughs]
Jafar: It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! [looks into his robe] I-- [takes a closer look] Huh? Where is it? Really?! [pats down his robe] No! [falls to his knees and screams bloody murder] NO-OO-OO-OO-OO-O!!!!

Aladdin: [after learning Genie's rules] Provisos? You mean, limitations on wishes? [scoffs] Some all-powerful genie, huh? He can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us outta this cave. Well, it looks like that we're gonna hafta find a way outta here.
[Genie stomps his left foot loudly in front of the trio]
Genie: Excuse me?! [scoffs in annoyance] Are you starin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, BAM!!!! You're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! Not right now! [screams bloody murder] 'CUZ YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!!!!
[Aladdin and Abu sit on the carpet; Genie joins them]
Genie: In case of emergency, [points in different directions with many arms] the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.... ANYWHERE! [retracts his extra arms] Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! So, [screams bloody murder] WE-EE-EE-EE-EE-E'RE.... !!!!
[the carpet takes off and pops out of the cave]
Genie: .... [still screams bloody murder] OUTTA HE-EE-ERE!!!!

Sultan: [overjoyed] Splendid. Absolutely marvelous.
Aladdin: Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. [shakes Aladdin's hand and indicates Jafar] This is my royal vizier Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: Ecstatic. [to Aladdin] I'm sorry. I'm afraid, Prince Abubu--
Aladdin: Ababwa.
Jafar: Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to--
Sultan: [spots the Magic Carpet] By Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. [Carpet yanks the Sultan's both mustache sides with its tassels, then lets go] Oooh. I don't suppose that I might--
Aladdin: Why, certainly, Your Majesty. Allow me.
[Aladdin mounts the Sultan on the Carpet, and Jafar slams his snake staff on the Carpet to prevent the Sultan from enjoying the carpet ride while Iago sits on the staff]
Jafar: Sire, I must advise against this.
Sultan: Oh, button up, Jafar, and learn to have a little fun, will you?
[Carpet, with the Sultan on him, slips and launches from underneath Jafar's staff which causes Iago to slide down the staff and bonk his head to the palace floor]

[Genie and Carpet are playing Chess]
Genie: So, move!
[Carpet takes his queen and knocks Genie's off the board]
Genie: Hey! That's a good move. [imitates Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it! I'm losing to a rug!

Genie: He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant, blah blah blah blah, but we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid, 'cause we're gonna make you a star!

Aladdin: [to Genie, regretfully] Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I.... I can't wish you free.
Genie: [obviously hurt] Fine. I understand. After all, of course, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, [sarcastically] Master. [vanishes into lamp]
[Abu as the elephant and Carpet exchange looks]
Aladdin: [picks up the lamp and tries to apologize to the Genie] Genie, look. I--I'm really sorry.
[Genie gives Aladdin the rude raspberry right from out of his spout]
Aladdin: [now hurt] Well, fine! [slams the lamp on the mattress and places a pillow over it] Then, just stay in there! [sits on it, pouting, as Abu and the carpet look at Aladdin] What are you guys starin' at?! [Abu and Carpet, now hurt] Look, I.... I'm sorry. Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't--wait! C'mon, gimme a break. [Abu and Carpet disappear] What am I doing? Genie's right. I.... I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.

Genie: [coming out of the lamp after Jafar has rubbed it] Y'know, Al, I'm getting really [spots Jafar] Huh?! Seriously?! I--don't think that you're him. [reading from a script and looking at Jafar through opera glasses] Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister, UGLY man.
[Annoyed at the insult, Jafar grabs Genie's beard, throws him to the ground, and steps on his face]
Jafar: I am your master now!
Genie: I was afraid of that.
Jafar: Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high as Sultan!

Sultan: [after Jafar has the Sultan's clothing on due to his first wish from the Genie, leaving the Sultan himself in his undershorts; glares at Jafar] Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago: [to the Sultan] That's "Sultan Vile Betrayer" to you! [points at the Sultan]
Aladdin: Oh, yeah? Well, we'll just see about that. [takes off his turban to find his lamp, but Jafar's got it] Huh? Really? My lamp!
Jafar: [snickers] Finders keepers, losers weepers, Abubu.

Jafar: I'm just getting warmed up! [spits fire which burns a circle of swords]
Aladdin: [armed with the sword] Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?!
Jafar: [emerges through the flames] A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how [hisses with his forked tongue, then screams bloody murder] S-SS-SNAKE-LIKE I CAN BE!!!! [with these words, Jafar transforms into a giant cobra, then Jafar's fire morphs into coils]

Jafar: [as the snake; grabs Aladdin with his coils] You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth?!
Iago: [roots for Jafar] Squeeze 'im, Jafar. Squeeze 'im--
[Iago gets knocked off by Genie's elbow while eyelashes appear on the Genie and the Genie smiles with glee]
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, BAM! You're nothing!
Aladdin: [looks down at Genie] The Genie. The Genie! That's it! [turns and glares at Jafar] The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Jafar: What?!
Aladdin: He gave you your power! He can take it away!
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar! You're still just second-best!
Jafar: [gasps] You're right! His power does exceed my own. [slithers toward Genie] But not for long.
Genie: The boy's crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with a snake.

Jafar: [after becoming a genie as his 3rd and final wish] The universe is mine to command! [screams bloody murder] I MEAN, TO CONTROL!!!!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?!
Jafar: Huh?
Aladdin: If you wanted to be a genie, you got it!
Jafar: WHAT?! [a pair of golden cuffs appear on his wrists]
Aladdin: [sucks the evil genie into a black lamp] And everything that goes with it!
Jafar: SERIOUSLY?!?! NO! NO!!
Iago: [tries to fly away] I'm gettin' outta here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers!
Jafar: [screams bloody murder] NO-OO-OO-OO-OO-O!!!!
Iago: [Jafar grabs his tail feathers] Come on, gimme a break, will ya?! You're the genie! I don't wanna be-- [gets trapped in the lamp with Jafar]
Aladdin: Itty-bitty living space.
Genie: [spreads Aladdin's head triumphantly] Al! You little genius, you!

Aladdin: Well, I guess.... this is.... goodbye?
Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
Genie: Al, no problem. You still got one wish left! Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. [pushes Aladdin and Jasmine closer together] This is love. Al, you're never going to find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know: I've looked.

Genie: [with his gold cuffs removed forever when free due to Aladdin's last wish] I'm free.... I'm free. [to Aladdin] Quick, QUICK! Wish for something outrageous, say 'I-I want the Nile'! Wish for the Nile, c'mon, try that.
Aladdin: Uh.... I wish for the Nile.
Genie: NO WAY!! [points and laughs] Oh, does this feel good! Oh! I'm free! I'm free, at last! [starts packing a suitcase] I'm hitting the road! I'm off to see the world! I'm-- [stops packing and looks at Aladdin who smiles sadly and looks down]
Aladdin: Genie, I'm gonna miss you.
Genie: [tearfully] Me, too, Al. No matter what anybody says.... you'll always be a prince to me. [He and Aladdin hug]
Sultan: That's right. You have certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned! It's that law that's the problem....
Jasmine: Father--?
Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? So, from this day forth, the Princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.
Jasmine: [overjoyed] Him! I choose-- I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Heh. Just call me "Al".

CastEdit

About AladdinEdit

  • I saw something that speculates that the peddler at the beginning of 'Aladdin' is the Genie. That's true!"
  • One of the things [directors] Ron [Clements], John [Musker], and I were talking about was that, originally, when he came in to the first session, he said, “Do you want me to do kind of an ethnic voice for the Genie?” And we said, “No, no, just be yourself.” And we realized later that “being yourself” for Robin Williams is like being 98 different characters at once. [Laughs].

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