Airheads is a 1994 American comedy film written by Rich Wilkes and directed by Michael Lehmann. It stars Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi as a group of loser musicians called The Lone Rangers who take a radio station hostage, just so that their song would get played on the radio.
- Ian: The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?
- Rex: We're going to take the cops up on those demands they wanted.
- Pip: We got a killer list going.
- Rex: Yeah, check it out. We ask for airplay and whatever else we want, then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. This way we can plead insanity later.
- Chazz: Where'd this come from?
- Rex: Pip's idea.
- Chazz: Way to go, Pip.
[one of the list of demands]
- Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick".
- Suzzi: The movie or the book?
- Rex: They made a book out of that?
- Milo: You're going to scream "Rock and Roll"? You're going to go to jail for that?
- Ian: There's a saying Milo: If it's too loud, you're too old.
[crowd chants "Rodney King"]
- Marcus: "Rodney King"? What's that supposed to mean?
- Pip: He's that guy.
[Chazz and Rex are testing Chris]
- Chazz: Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?
- Chris: Lemmy.
[Rex imitates a game show buzzer]
- Chris: ... God?
- Rex: Wrong, dickhead. Trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.
- Chazz: We got to send one person out.
- Pip: I'll go.
- Rex: One of the hostages, doof.
[after catching Pip and Suzzi having sex]
- Milo: Ahhhhh. You're screwing on my $1400 leather couch!
- Rex: Ohhh, Pip. Put the monster away.
[Rex is trying to teach Pip how to imtimidate the hostages]
- Rex: [punches Pip in the arm] I'm not scared, Pip. Come on.
- Pip: I'm going to stab your heads off!
- Rex: [promting] With what? With what?
- Pip: With my DICK!
- Brendan Fraser as Chazz Darby/Chester Ogilvie
- Steve Buscemi as Rex
- Adam Sandler as Pip
- Joe Mantegna as Ian "The Shark"
- Michael McKean as Milo Jackson
- Chris Farley as Officer Wilson
- Ernie Hudson as Sgt. O'Malley
- Judd Nelson as Jimmie Wing
- Amy Locane as Kayla
- Nina Siemaszko as Suzzi
- Marshall Bell as Carl Mace
- Reg E. Cathey as Marcus
- David Arquette as Carter
- Michael Richards as Doug Beech
- Michelle Hurst as Yvonne
- Harold Ramis as Chris Moore
- Allen Covert as Officer Samuels
- Rob Zombie as Himself
- Kurt Loder as Himself
- Lemmy Kilmister as School Magazine Editor Rocker
- Rich Wilkes as Corduroy Pants Rocker
- John Melendez as Constant Masturbating Rocker
- Vinnie DeRamus as Dungeons & Dragons Rocker