- Put on your yarmulkah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate Hannukah
- Paul Newman's half Jewish
and Florence Henderson's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!
- I'm coming out of da' BOOTH!!
- Why, you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?
- Fuck you, you fucking, uppity bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers! You're going to die, bitch! I'm coming out of the booth!
- You fucking pricks! I fucking hear every fucking word you're saying! When this fucking leg heals, I'm going to kick you guys' new fucking assholes!