American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer
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- I kidnap children from bathrooms
I eat the children for breakfast
They were so young
Yum Yum Yum
- Paul Newman's half Jewish
and Florence Henderson's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!
- The Chanukah Song.
They're All Going To Laugh At You! (1993)Edit
- Why, you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head with a Louisville f***ing slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?
- You fucking bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fucking toll, you dirty whore! I'll fucking drop you with a boot to your fucking skull, you cum-guzzling queen!
- Yeah, you fucking prick! I hope you choke on a fucking bottle cap, you fucking son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!!
- Oh, have another one, you fucking lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, you fucking douche-bag!
- We-he-hell, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard! Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking, repeating shit!
- Fuck you, you fucking, uppity bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers! You're going to die, bitch! I'm coming out of the booth!
- Why, you fucking pricks! I fucking hear every fucking word you're saying! When this fucking leg heals, I'm going to kick you guys' new fucking assholes!
- Fucking shit!
What The Hell Happened To Me!? (1996)Edit
- I wanted to see the fucking score! What do you got to do that's so fucking important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
- Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!