Adventure Time: Distant Lands
American animated web television limited series
Adventure Time: Distant Lands (2020–2021) is an animated streaming limited series produced by Cartoon Network Studios and Frederator Studios based on the Cartoon Network television series Adventure Time.
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Episodes
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edit- BMO: Ricky, you beast! Now go! Be free!
- Ricky: My name is Twinkletoes.
- BMO: Oh, okay.
- BMO: Good babies.
Obsidian
edit- Marceline: Oh, come on, you liked it.
- Marceline: [cries, sniffles and wipes her face] Ugh. Mom... [the door creaks open and footsteps approach; gasps] Mom?
- Glassboy: [dramatically stepping into the room] It’s me, Glassboy! [laughs and does a small jump towards Marceline] Haha! I heard something weird so I came in.
- Marceline: I wanna be [stands up and takes a slightly demonic form; yelling] ALONE RIGHT NOW!!!!! [breathes heavily]
- Glassboy: Please don’t send me away. I-I’m just like you!
- Marceline: [collapses face-down on the floor; annoyed] You don’t say.
- Glassboy: I thought I was sad that See-Thru Princess turned on me, [sheds tear] but now I know it was just [crosses arms and shakes shoulders] punk-rock anger.
- (Princess Bubblegum and Marceline are slow-dancing together)
- Bubblegum: I must look a real mess.
- Marceline: Nuh-uh, you always look great after fighting a monster.
- Bubblegum: (blushing) You think so? (she giggles and takes her hair out of its ponytail) This is nice, we never get to dance. You're always the one performing.
- Marceline: I have a lot more songs I want to sing. Real sappy ones.
- Bubblegum: Good. I've always loved your songs.
Together Again
edit- Finn: Uh, Mr. Death?
- New Death: [turns to Finn] Huh? How'd you get in here?!
- Mr. Fox: Quick brown fox! [jumps off of Tiffany as he retreats]
- New Death: Way to guard the castle, Mullet! [throws his soda can at Tiffany]
- Finn: Anybody here? What deadworld this?
- Choose Goose: You've reached deadworld the first, number one at being worst.
- Finn: Choose Goose! You're here?
- Choose Goose: I know, it's weird! Rhymes aren't crimes!
Wizard City
edit- Cadebra: Do not try this at home!
- Bufo: Yes, I used to be a dark wizard. Many say the greatest dark wizard. Did I swim deep in the loomy gloom? Yes. Did I transcend the eight schools of magic? Yep. Did I throw Laser Wizard and Forest Wizard under the bus to buy my own freedom? Ehh. That's all in the past. And I'm not gonna talk about it. [beat] Okay, you know what? Let's talk about it.
- Larry: Hey, we're here to learn some real wizardry, not hear your sad backstory!
- [Bufo turns Larry into a rock]
- Bufo: How do you like me now, Larry?
