Yours, Mine and Ours (2005 film)

2005 film by Raja Gosnell

Yours, Mine and Ours is a 2005 film starring Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo. Directed by Raja Gosnell, it was released on November 23, 2005 and is a remake on the 1968 film of the same name, starring Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda.



[first lines]

Frank: Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Ethan: Move it! Move it! Move it!
Frank: That means you too, Ethan. Head ashore, Sailor.
Ethan: Aye-aye sir! Head ashore!

Marisa, Bina: Mo-om!
Helen: What?
Marisa, Bina: He's painting our roses again!
Dylan: [after being tattled spray painting the twins' roses] It's art.
Jimi: You can't call it art unless you have talent.

[Mick's pet pig, Fiona, swallowed Christina's cellphone]
Christina: You are so dead.
Mick: She's just a pig!
Christina: Not the pig. You!
Mick: Uh-oh. [Christina angrily chases Mick] Mom, the cheerleader's after me!

Jimi: Now, put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best, let me hear you say "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" Go, Kelly! Go, Kelly! The other team is...
Michael: Smelly!
Jimi: They're quaking like they're...
Harry: Jelly!
Bina, Marisa: We've got sisters from...
Bina, Marisa: New Delhii!
Jimi, Michael, Harry, Bina, Marisa, Dylan, Christina, Pheobe, Naoko, Joni: Go, Kelly! Go, Kelly! The other team is smelly! They's quaking like they're jelly! We got sisters from New Delhi!
Jimi: Go, Kelly!

Frank: William, what have you got there?
William: Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
Frank: [asked his eldest son, William of what he is holding of entering in their new home] Outsanding!
William: One, two.

[just ending his speech at the lighthouse]

William: It's time for us to call a truce. None of us likes this situation. But if we want out, we need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad.

Dylan: Mom gets married, we get drafted.

Ethan: Need more chocolate.

Christina: [to Phoebe] You did NOT just splatter me with paint.
Phoebe: [annoyed]What are you talking about?

Kelly: Get the camera away from me.
Naoko: But I'm capturing the verity of life at sea.
Harry: How about capturing my fist in your face? [Naoko pushes Harry] Hey.