Yours, Mine and Ours (1968 film)
1968 film by Melville Shavelson
Yours, Mine and Ours is a 1968 film, directed by Melville Shavelson and starring Lucille Ball, Henry Fonda and Van Johnson. Before its release, it had three other working titles: The Beardsley Story, Full House, and His, Hers, and Theirs.
The film was remade in 2005 with Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo as Frank and Helen Beardsley.
QuotesEdit
- Frank: [narrating] It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left.
- Jean: You mean he doesn't know about us?
- Helen: Well. Of course he does, Darling!
- Jean: All of us?
- Colleen: Oh, Mother. That's so romantic! You lied to him!
- Helen: I did not lie to him! I just didn't have the nerve to tell him the whole truth!
- Colleen: Mmm, I understand! No man wants a liaison with a woman with eight children!
- Janette: What's a liaison?
- Colleen: An affair.
- Janette: That's what I thought.
- Jean: Me too.
- Phillip: I'm legal!
- Mary: I got there as fast as I could, Sister Mary. What is it this time?
- Mary: Why don't you ask Phillip?
- Helen: Phillip? [Phillip turns around, revealing a black eye] Darling! What happened?
- Phillip: Nothing.
- Helen: Who did that to you?
- Phillip: One of the kids. [points at Sister Mary] *She* started it. She says I'm not legal.
- Helen: What?
- Phillip: And Mike isn't my brother.
- Helen: Of course he's your brother.
- Phillip: Then my name's Phillip Beardsley.
- Mary: Phillip North.
- Phillip: There she goes again.
- Mary: Sister, couldn't you - couldn't you just call him Phillip Beardsley?
- Mary: I'm sorry, but the school requires that we use their legal names.
- Phillip: Let's go to another school.
- Helen: Sister, I, uh... I understand your legal problem, but you must try to understand mine. You see, I'm trying to bring two families together, and this is the first sign that I may be succeeding. So, I really would appreciate it if you'd let Phillip sign his name Beardsley.
- Mary: But legally, it's North.
- Mary: But it's more important that emotionally, it's Beardsley.
- Mary: North.
- Helen: Beardsley.
- Mary: North!
- Helen: Beardsley, Beardsley, Beardsley!
- Phillip: Watch out, Mom. You might get a black eye.
CastEdit
The North Family
- Lucille Ball as Helen North (the mother of 8 Kids) from Yours later Joe's mother from Ours
- Jennifer Leak as Colleen North, Helen's daughter
- Kimberly Beck as Janette North, Helen's daughter
- Kevin Burchett as Nicky North, Helen's son
- Mitch Vogel as Tommy North, Helen's son
- Margot Jane as Jean North, Helen's daughter
- Eric Shea as Phillip North, Helen's son
- Greg Atkins as Gerald North, Helen's son
- Lynnell Atkins as Teresa North, Helen's daughter
The Beardsley Family
- Henry Fonda as Frank Beardsley (the father of 10 Kids) from Mine later Joe's father from Ours
- Tim Matthieson as Mike Beardsley, Frank's son
- Gil Rogers as Rusty Beardsley, Frank's son
- Gary Goetzman as Greg Beardsley, Frank's adoptive son
- Nancy Roth as Rosemary Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Suzanne Cupito as Louise Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Maralee Foster as Mary Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Holly O'Brien as Susan Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Michele Tobin as Veronica Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Tracy Nelson as Germaine Beardsley, Frank's daughter
- Stephanie Oliver as Joan Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Others
- Van Johnson as Warrant Officer Darrell Harrison
- Louise Troy as Madeleine Love
- Sidney Miller as Dr. Ashford
- Tom Bosley as Family Doctor
- Walter Brooke as Howard Beardsley, Frank's brother
- Nancy Howard as Nancy Beardsley, Howard's wife (Frank's sister-in-law)
- Mary Gregory as Sister Mary Alice
- Marti Litis as Hospital Nurse
- Harry Holcombe as Judge
- Ben Murphy as Larry, Colleen's boyfriend
The North-Beardsley FamilyEdit
- Frank
- Helen (2nd wife)
- Mike (son)
- Rusty (son)
- Greg (adoptive son)
- Rosemary (daughter)
- Louise (daughter)
- Colleen (stepdaughter)
- Janette (stepdaughter)
- Mary (daughter)
- Nicky (stepson)
- Susan (daughter)
- Tommy (stepson)
- Veronica (daughter)
- Jean (stepdaughter)
- Phillip (stepson)
- Germaine (daughter)
- Gerald (stepson)
- Joan (daughter)
- Teresa (stepdaughter)
- Joseph (half-son)
The Beardsley FamilyEdit
- Howard (Frank's brother)
- Nancy (wife)
