White Chicks

2004 film by Keenen Ivory Wayans

White Chicks is a 2004 American buddy cop comedy film about two African American FBI agents who disguise themselves as white women.

Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. Written by Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, and Marlon Wayans.

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland edit

  • Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
  • I am so ... frickin' pissed.
  • Squeeze me?
  • I got the buckwheat.
  • Teach him how to say, "Yo quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?
  • Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.
  • Now I look like frickin' Shrek.
  • Hold my poodle.
  • What a beautiful chocolate man.
  • I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer. [1]

Latrell Spencer edit

  • White meat only.
  • Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair.
  • Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
  • Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?
  • Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.
  • [Marcus/Tiffany sprays him with mace] She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there.
  • [while eating oysters] Tongue's kinda big.
  • [after A Thousand Miles begins to play] How did you know? I love this song!

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