- You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!
- I don't want that to be it. I don't want that to be it at all.
- Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.
- What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?
- I think this is the one! '[thinking] I can't believe this it what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin! ...Or should I say, what I'll be taking off?'