Victoria Wood
British comedian
Victoria Wood CBE (19 May 1953 – 20 April 2016) was an English comedian, actress, lyricist, singer, composer, pianist, screenwriter, producer and director.

QuotesEdit
- The Italians have got opera, the Spanish have got flamenco dancing. What have we got? Weight Watchers.
- "30 of Victoria Wood’s funniest jokes and one-liners", iNews (20 April 2018)
- People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.
- "30 of Victoria Wood’s funniest jokes and one-liners", iNews (20 April 2018)
- I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped but I’ve been driving that Peugeot for years.
- "30 of Victoria Wood’s funniest jokes and one-liners", iNews (20 April 2018)
Song lyricsEdit
- Not bleakly,
Not meekly
Beat me on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!- "The Ballad of Barry and Freda (Let's Do It)" [1]