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Episode 1 Edd edit
There she goes There she goes again Racing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she blows There she blows again Pulsing through my veins And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes again (There she goes again) Racing through my brain (There she goes) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes There she goes again She calls my name She pulls my train No one else could heal my pain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (She calls my name) There she goes again (She calls my name) Chasing down my lane (She calls my name) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes There she goes There she goes again Racing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes There she goes again Pulsing through my veins And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes again (There she goes again) Racing through my brain (There she goes) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes There she goes again She calls my name She pulls my train No one else could heal my pain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (She calls my name) There she goes again (She calls my name) Chasing down my lane (She calls my name) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes
Episode 2 Edd Again edit
Episode 3 Punch'd edit
Episode 4 Eddsworld Halloween edit
- Edd: Soo you tomorrow, Tom (Tom and Edd walk, Edd walking and looking for something and walks and stop his looks at the shadow and Edd shocked, he hits Edd and he fall off)
- Ash: Yo, She-bitch...Come get some! (Matt charges Ash and he puts his gun in Matt's mouth) Swallow this! (Ash shoots Matt and he died) Hell to the king, baby!
Episode 5 When the Best of the Worst Collide edit
Episode 6 Eddsworld Christmas Special 2004 edit
Episode 7 The Dudette Next Door edit
(The sun is shown rising. The screen reads "Edd and Tord present... The Dudette Next Door".) (Edd and Tord are playing Worms: Armageddon. Then, they hear the sound of keys. They dash to the window. Kim is shown while Cyndi Lauper music is playing in the background. Edd and Tord zoom outside and Edd runs up to Kim.)
- Edd: Helloooo.
- Kim: Oh. Hi there.
- Edd: May I help you with your luggage?
- Kim: It's over there, thanks.
- Kim: Oh my gosh! My car! (Text reads "Later that day...")
(Edd is bringing flowers to Kim's house, but sees that Tord has beaten him with a gigantic bouquet of flowers. Edd then throws the flowers away. Edd then gets an idea and take heart-shaped chocolates out of his pocket, but sees that Tord has beaten him again with bigger chocolates. Edd walks away embarrassed.) (Edd then comes in with a karate gi on. He swings his hands up and down. The chicken song starts playing while Edd is swinging his hands. Kim, who is sunbathing, watches him.) (Tord is then seen out the window. Tord gets an idea.) (Later, Edd hears a sound. "CHI-CHIT!" He turns around and sees Tord with a gun. Edd punches Tord while the gun is shot repeatedly. Tord then accidentally shoots his own foot and walks away.) (Text reads "Later that month...") (Edd and Tord are in their swimsuits by the pool.) Tord: (elbowing Edd) Hey, check it out there! (Kim is sunbathing. Edd walks up to the diving board.) Edd: Hey! Check this out! (does cannonball in pool) (Kim laughs.) Tord: Ha. That's nothing. Watch THIS! (Tord tries to jump in, but is pushed by Edd.)
Kim: That was great! ("That evening...") (Tord brings Kim a giant pretzel and Kim kisses him. Edd gets angry.)
- Edd: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
(They start punching each other. Kim rolls her eyes.) Katya: Hey Kim!
- Kim: Hey Katya!
Episode 8 Tord Says: Whatever! edit
Episode 9 Zombeh Attack edit
- Edd: Oh no! We hit that person.
- Tord: Big bloody deal, that person busted our car!
- Tom: We'll have to get a repair kit from the garage.
- Edd: Maybe there's one in that town over there.
[They see that the graves are empty]
- Matt: Hmm... wonder why all the graves are empty?
- Tom: Who cares?
[Edd and his friends look at the entrance of Bittensborugh] [In Bittensborugh - Main Street]
- Matt: Hey, there's someone! I'll ask them for directions. Excuse me, but do you know where the-(Matt screaming)
- Tord: Oh my god, he bit off his arm.
- Edd: Run away!
- Tom: I think... we lost... them... [They then see a horde of zombehs]
- Tord: Oh my god, it's getting closer!
[The zombehs walk closer to Edd, Tom and Tord]
- Edd: Run away again!
- Tord: Hmm... we should find a safe base to hide in.
- Tom: Yeah, but it will need to be camouflaged. [3 hours later..., in the base, there is a sign with "Out of Order" and "No Brains Here" written on it]
- Edd: Perhaps we should go and look for weapons. Tom, why don't you go outside and see where we can get some.
[Tom goes outside and see where they can get some]
- Tom: Hmmmm.... Hmmmmmmmm.... Aha!
[Tom goes back inside and tells them]
- Tom: LET'S GO LOOTING!!
- Edd: Okay!
[A montage of weapon shopping is then shown. Edd gets a chainsaw, Tom gets a shovel and Tord almost gets a gun, until Edd and Tom switch it for a fork and spoon] [They ready to attack]
- Tord: Okay, we have to attack them by surprise. Tom, take the left, I'll take the right and you take the middle, Edd. Ready? Go!
[They jump outside, only to see that the zombehs are gone. Tom then picks up the repair kit] Tom: Well, at least we found the repair kit! [They see that Zombeh Matt and his followers are here]
- Edd: Matt?
- Zombeh Matt: Indubitably! (wtf)
- Tom: Drive! Drive!
[They start up the car and escape from the cemetery. Tom then sees a zombehfied Tord]
- Tom: Oh... my... God! It's...T-t-t-t-t-Tord!
Episode 10 Behind the Scenes of Eddsworld edit
Episode 11 Edd vs Randomness edit
Episode 12 Eddsworld Christmas Special 2005 edit
Episode 13 Snobody edit
Episode 14 Tord's Adventure edit
Episode 15 Zombeh Attack 2 edit
Episode 16 Tom's Tales of Awesome edit
Episode 17 Faster than a speeding bullet edit
Episode 18 Remix the Runt edit
Episode 19 Tribute edit
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls." Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one makes two, two and one makes three. It was destiny. Once everyone hundred-thousand years or so. When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow. And the grass doth grow. Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his rumped tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoa-oh! This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was the best motherfuckin' song, the greatest song in the world. And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right!
Episode 20 Edd's Tales of Boredom edit
Episode 21 Breakfast edit
- Edd: Oii! Make your own! (Tord walks to the refrigerators And he opens the refrigerators and the bacon's gone)
- Tord: No bacon? Eeeeeedd.
(Edd's eating bacon and Tord looks at him Edd eating one bacon and Tord gets angry and he slaps the bacon out of the window!)
- Tord: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
- Edd: So what? There is probably more in the kitchen anyway.
- Tord: No, that was the last piece in the house.
- Edd: Las- Last piece?!? I'LL KILL YOU!
Episode 22 Eddsworld 20k edit
Episode 23 Brainimated! edit
Episode 24 Egg, Bacon & Edd: Breakfast Buddies edit
Episode 25 Zombeh Nation edit
- Narrator: Please remember to keep all your belongings and luggage with you at all time whilst travelling on the underground. (Matt holds the belongings and the train stopped) Mind the gap. (opens the doors the zombie scares matt!)
- Matt: ZOMBIES! (He Pushes the zombie and fall over him and Matt looks at all the zombies) Son of a... (Eddsworld: Zombeh Nation: Created by Edd)
- Tom: Hello?? (gibberish) Matt is trapped in a zombie infested train station!
- Edd: So?
- Tom: Err so, we should save hime and stuff.
- Edd: Why?
- Tom: Why?
- Matt: Why?! Because, I'm your friend, you butt munch! Besides, I have the emergency coke. (evil laugh)
- Tom: Alright... let's go save Matt, and whatever.
Episode 26 Christmas Visitor edit
Episode 27 Eddie's Teddy edit
- Tord: From the day he was born, he was trouble He was the thorn, in his mother's side She tried in vain,
- Matt: But he never caused her nothing but shame.
- Tord: He left home the day she died... From the day she was gone, all he wanted Was rock'n'roll, porn, and a motorbike. Shooting up junk,
- Matt: He was a low-down, cheap little punk!
- Tord: Taking everyone for a ride...
- Chorus: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no-good kid, But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife,
- Tom: What a guy
- Girl: Makes you cry
- Tord: And I did.
- Coco: Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key...
- Tord: But he must been drawn into something Making him warn me in a note which reads (what's it say, what's it say?)
- Edd: "I'm outta my head, Oh hurry or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds... (screaming)"
- Chorus: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy, you knew he was a no-good kid But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife
- Tom: What a guy
- Girl: Makes you cry
- Tord: And I did
- Chorus: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy, you knew he was a no-good kid But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife
- Tom: What a guy (whoa ho ho)
- Girl: Makes you cry (hey hey hey)
- Tord: And I did. (Eddie)
Episode 28 Hello Hellhole edit
(The eddisode begins with an intro depicting Edd carrying a box of pizza to Tord and Matt, who are boredly watching TV. They open the box to show the title.)
- Edd: So, Tord, what movie did you get?
- Tord: Oh, it's a classic! Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell Three!
(Tord throws the DVD to Tom, who catches it. He puts it into the DVD player. The movie begins by showing a logo for Puniversal, however the TV catches fire and breaks.)
- Edd: Well that was... eventful. Now what are we gonna do?
- Tord: Hmm...Wouldn't be fun if we could go to helllllll?
Edd: Hahaha, yeah. But how would we find out how to get there?
- Lucifer: Don't forget to visit the gift shop!
(After they visit the gift shop, they walk through an exit.)
- Demon: Bye-Bye! Visit again soon! Thanks for visiting! See you in six months!
- Tom: Wait, what?!
Episode 29 This World of Edd edit
Episode 30 Casino Night edit
Episode 31 Zombeh Attack 3 edit
Episode 32 Sugar Sugar edit
Sugar, oh honey honey You are my candy girl And you've got me wanting you. Honey, oh sugar sugar You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you, (I just can't believe it's true) I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to (I just can't believe it's true) Sugar, oh honey honey You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you honey, oh sugar sugar You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you When I kissed you girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be (I know how sweet a kiss could be! Like the summer sunshine, pour your sweetness over me (Pour your sweetness over me) Pour a little sugar on it, honey Pour a little sugar on it, baby I'm gonna make your life so sweet, Yeah yeah yeah Pour a little sugar on it yeah Pour a little sugar on it, honey Pour a little sugar on it, baby I'm gonna make your life so sweet, Yeah yeah yeah pour a little sugar on it honey Oh sugar, oh honey honey You are my candy girl and you got me wanting you oh honey honey, sugar sugar You are my candy girl
Episode 33 Ruined edit
Episode 34 Eddsworld Halloween Special 2007 edit
Episode 35 Zanta Claws edit
- Edd: (Edd coming back from the grocery store, and Tom has a bazooka with the aim to kill Santa Claus.) Uh, Tom, what are you doing?
- Tom: Celebrating Christmas! Why, what do you think it looks like?
- Edd: Um, trying to kill Santa Claus?
- Tom: You got me Edd!
- Edd: But I thought the real Santa died centuries ago?
- Tom: (sees Santa's sleigh, but his eyes widen) Get inside!
- Edd: What?
- Tom: NOW!
Episode 36 Just a Bit Crazy edit
Episode 37 Tom's Tales of Brilliance edit
Episode 38 SuperEdd edit
Episode 39 Money (That's What I Want) edit
Episode 40 Spares edit
Episode 41 Moving Targets edit
Episode 42 Boy/Girl edit
Episode 43 25ft Under the Seat edit
Episode 44 Matt Sucks edit
Episode 45 Zanta Claws II edit
Episode 46 Art is Serious edit
Episode 47 MovieMakers edit
Episode 48 Sandwich edit
Episode 49 Balloon Head Fred edit
Episode 50 Climate Change edit
Episode 51 Xmas Day edit
Episode 52 WTFuture edit
Episode 53 Hammer & Fail (Part 1, Rival Builders) edit
Episode 54 Zanta Claws 3 edit
Episode 55 Eddsworld Intro Song edit
Episode 56 Hammer & Fail (Part 2, Rooftop Rumble) edit
Episode 57 Fan Service edit
Episode 58 5ever edit
Episode 59 Space Face (Part 1) edit
Episode 60 Date Night edit
Episode 61 Space Face (Part 2) edit
Episode 62 The Snogre edit
Episode 63 Tom's Tales of Crazy edit
Episode 64 Hide and Seek edit
Episode 65 Fun Dead edit
Episode 66 PowerEdd edit
Episode 67 Mirror Mirror edit
Episode 68 Trick or Threat edit
Episode 69 Christmas Eddventure edit
Episode 70 Saloonatics edit
Episode 71 The End edit
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