Noob SToRi Teller

Chapter 1

THE 5 DUMB NOOBS

The noobs get off of tutorial island and find the chef .

Noob 1 : If your the chef can you bake me some rolls ?

Chef : Sure , whatever , but first need to bake a cake for the duke's birthday since i forgot, so i'll need flour, milk and an egg .

Noob 3 : okay .

-The noobs wander around aimlessly looking for the ingrediants, and end up in the wilderness . -

IMInnocent : Die Noobs !

-As he was about to hit , Noob 4 hits on the head with a skull he found, and knocks him out . -

Noob 2 : Let grab his stuff before he wakes up !

-The noobs steal four eggs, flour, milk and a dragon two hander . -

Chapter 2

- Back at the chefs -

Chef : Thanks . Now i can bake you some rolls .

Noob 2 : These rolls are burnt !

Chef : That ridiculous! I never burn things !

Noob 2 : Then why are thay black .

Chef : What are you gonna do about it .

Noob 1 : Tell the duke you forgot to bake a cake .

Chef : Fine ! Just take 1000gold each and leave me alone !

Noob 3 : Nice job Noob 1 .

Chapter 3

- The noobs walk straight into the wilderness thinking that you get free candy . -

Noob 4 : Wheres the candy ?

Noob 3 : Yeah . You said that there'd be candy noob 1 .

IMInnocent : Hey ! Your the noobs that stole my Dragon Two Hander !

Noob 1 : No we're not .

IMInnocent : Yes you are !

- IMInnocent pulls out a Dragon Halberd, but noob 4 strangles him with a mithril chainbody . -

Noob 4 : Whats with the skull over my head ?

IKillu 317 : Die !

- IKillu 317 jumps at Noob 4, but be sidesteps him and stabs him in the back. -

IMageu2death : Ice Barrage !

- The four noobs die -

Chapter 4

Noob 1 : What should we do now ?

Noob 4 : Lets kill scorpions !

Noob 3 : Okay .

- The noobs attack the scorpion, and noob 2 dies . -

Noob 3 : I'll Avenge you !!!!!!!

Noob 4 : Oh great .

- Noob1 hacks off the scorpion tail with a bronze sword before the scorpion kills him . -

Noob 3 : Look a king Scorpion !

- The King Scorpion turns around and kills noob 4 . -

Noob 4 : Whoo hoo! my combat is at level 5 !

- Noob 4 goes to show the noobs he is level 5, but when he finds them all their levels are at level 6 . -

Noob 4 : How did you get up to level 6 ???

Noob 1 : We attacked dummies.

Noob 4 : Where are they ?

Noob 2 : We forgot.

Chapter 5

Noob 3 : Lets make mud pies !!!

Noob 2 : Sounds good to me . noob 1 you go get the pie dishes and pastrey doughs. i'll get the compost, noob 3 can get the water and noob 4 can get the caly.

Noob 3 : Okay .

Chapter 6

• Noob 1 *

Noob 1 : hmmmmm pie dishes cost 1 gold . how will i earn that money ? I know !

- Noob 1 starts mining copper and tin . -

Rock Golem : Die stupid noob !

- Noob 1 smacks the Rock Golem on the foot with a pick . -

Rock Golem : OW ! You destoryed my foot !

- Noob 1 Smacks him on the head and it crumbles to dust . -

Chapter 7

Noob 1 : Hay ! An uncut diamond !

- Back at Varrock -

Noob 1 : trading a uncut diamond for four pie dishes and pastrey doughs .

- Noob 1 gets lots of offers and gets the pie dishes and pastrey doughs . -

Chapter 8

• Noob 2 *

Noob 2 : Okay . i got four buckets and ready to get some compost .

- Goes and puts stuff in the compost bin. and waits and waits and waits . -

Noob 2 : ohhh. I wanted compost and all i got was this useless super compost !

Aperson4 : I will trade you compost for that .

Noob 2 : okay .

Chapter 9

• Noob 3 *

Noob 3 : Can i get water in these buckets ?

IKILLUALWAYS : Follow me .

- IKILLUALWAY takes noob 3 into the wilderness . -

IKIILLUALWAY : Die !!!

- Noob 3 whacks him on the head and delts 1 damage . -

IKILLUALWAYS : Hay ! you cant equip a bucket as a weapon ya noob .

- Noob 3 hits him again on the head and delts 34 damage . -

Noob 3 : Lets see whats on his body . Dragon chainbody, pointless . Dragon dagger ( p ), useless. ahh here we go . four buckets of water , a law and three air runes and a fire rune !

Chapter 10

Noob 4 : How to get clay ...

- Noob 4 notices a high level player died because of a random event . and noob 4 grabs a dragon chain body from him. - Noob 4 : Trading dragon chainbody for 4 pieces of clay !

- Noob 4 trades the dragon chain for four peices of clay . -

Chapter 11

- Back at meeting point . -

noob 4 : Give me the stuff . I'll make the pies

- Noob 4 makes four mud pies . -

Chapter 12

- In the wilderness . -

Noob 1 : Look here some one comes !

IKillu2 : Prepare to die !

- The noobs all hit his face with their pies, and accidently trips over a rock . noob 4 grabs a pie dish and beats him over the head until he dies . -

Noob 3 : Hey ! Look! He had four sets of full steel .

- A evil chickin advent appears and kills them all . -

Chapter 13

Noob 2 : Hey! Look what i got for some stupid Amulet of Glory i found .

Noob 3 : What is it ?

Noob 2 : It says dueling ring 8 .

Noob 1 : It looks dirty. maybe you should rub it .

Noob 2 : It says do i want to be transported to castle wars or al kaharid duel areana

Noob 5 : I like watermelons .

Noob 4 : Hay Noob 5 , your in the rong story .

Noob 5 : Can i be in this one ?

Noob 2 : No now leave .

Chapter 14

Noob 5 : Pleeeaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssseee !

Noob 1 : For the last time. NO !

Noob 5 : ohh comeon noobs .

Noob 3 : We won't let you join, and we DON'T have eny watermelons .

Noob 5 : pleeeeaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

Noob 2: Okay. You can join if you get us all the following items . A sleeping bag, a trophy made in nantucket, the holy grail a taco, dragon arrow and saradomins teddy bear .

Noob 5 : okay

- Noob 5 runs off . -

Noob 3 : We won't be seeing him again .

Chapter 15

Noob 4 : Hey let's see whats in that building .

Noob 2 : okay .

Guildmaster : Sorry you are noobs . Noobs aren't allowed in the champions guild.

Noob 1 : okay .

Noob 2 : I know how we can get in...

Chapter 15

- At Al kaharid . -

Noob 2 : We need to use the glider .

Gnome Pilot : Its for gnomes only

- Noob3 kills the Gnome Pilot and flys off in the glider . -

Noob 2 : Jump!

- All the noobs jump and land in the champions Guild . -

Noob 3 : Looks like we're in a room full of rune armour it must be a store room for a shop .

Chapter 16

- Later that day . -

Noob 3 :Has everyone got their armour equipped ?

Noob 2 : We are not high enough level yet .

Noob 1 : Who cares lets just high alc it .

- The four noobs high alc the stuff until they each have about 75 million gold each . -

Noob 2 : Lets save some for when we get to be a high enough level .

Noob 4 : Hay ! I found 4 rune square sheilds !

One of the Shop keepers : I'm gonna get more stuff .

Noob 3 : Quick ! Slide down the wall with these sheilds !

- Three of them successfully land out side of the guild but the other one landed in the chicken coop . -

Noob 4 : Drats . I'm in the chicken coop . Wait ! I've got the ring of duelling !

- Noob 4 Teleports to the Al Kaharid duel areana . -

Chapter 17

Look ! A conoe station!

- The noobs make a waka , ( Or whatever the big one is ) and all head off into the sea

Noob 4 : My arms are tired.

Noob 2 : Keep paddling.

Noob 5 : I like watermelons .

Noob 3 : Noob 5 . do you have everything on that list ?

Noob 5 : No .

Noob 1 : Then leave .

- Noob 5 jumps out of the canoe and swims away. -

Noob 4 : Hay look ! A island !