In keeping with the spirit of WikiQuote, here's my favourite .plan quote, from the twisted mind of my friend Peter:
Plan: To rid the world of criminal scum.
To achieve this, I will need * A faithful sidekick * A hated arch enemy * A near fatal weakness
Other quotes from the 'net:
- "A one-question geek test. If you get the joke, you're a geek: Seen on a California license plate on a VW Beetle: 'FEATURE'..."
- -- Joshua D. Wachs - Natural Intelligence, Inc.
- "If ignorance is bliss, is omniscience hell?"
Slashdot comments on Bill Gates' 2003 Comdex talk (which featured him and Balmer in a Matrix spoof)
- "gates is smith! did you see the market share that guy had by the end of the series?"
- Frymaster (171343) http://slashdot.org/%7EFrymaster
- "Longhorn would have to be the Matrix code, constraining humanity and the problem is choice: which MS don't want people to have.
Plus, the Matrix is due for a critical crash, hmm the parrallels are endless..."
- T-Kir (597145) http://slashdot.org/%7ET-Kir
- "And starring the Tablet PC...
As Switch. One of the Nebuchadnezzar crew that got killed really early on the first movie and was promptly forgotten about forever."
- Nailer (69468) http://slashdot.org/%7ENailer
- "Neo: What is the Matrix?
Morpheus: Unfortunately no one can be told what the Matrix is.
Morpheus: My tablet PC just crashed."
- FrostedWheat (172733) http://slashdot.org/%7EFrostedWheat
- "I can't wait...
For the part where Agent Linux burns Bills eyes out and then he finally can see all the Linux everywhere..."
- greenskyx (609089) http://slashdot.org/%7Egreenskyx