Favorite QuotesEdit

  • "I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Kwak. A very dry martini. A very dry, arrid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. I want a martini than can be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini."
  • Hawkeye Pierce M*A*S*H
  • "I didn't hear you say that, because it isn't possible. It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day! The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food every day! Fish, liver, day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we gonna stand for this?! Are we gonna let them do this to us?! NO! I say, NO!! WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT THIS DRECK ANYMORE!! WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE!!!"
    [Everyone else in the mess tent is chanting, "WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE!!!"]
  • Hawkeye Pierce M*A*S*H
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
  • Sidney Freedman M*A*S*H

About MeEdit

I am from Elizabethtown, Kentucky(yeah, the same one as the movie). I am sixteen years old. My favorite TV show, if it is not obvious, is M*A*S*H. That's where I get my username. One of my favorite movies is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I just love the humor. That's basically it.