I love quotations in general, but I hate misattributed ones! I'm particularly interested in clearing the internet of some of the bogus quotes still falsely attributed to George Carlin.

I used to contribute my knowledge and time to the George Carlin wiki quote page here, but I've come to realize that it's a never-healing mess of a page, constantly edited by whining douchebags. So instead, I put my efforts into my own website, GeorgeCarlin.net, which I'm determined to have remain as the internet's biggest and best source of dissecting the fake Carlin quotes from the real ones. Not to mention make it an infinitely better source on Carlin quotes in general than you'll find here on Wikiquote!

I could tell you more about myself, but what does that have to do with Wikiquote? Talking about yourself is what blogs and personal websites are for.