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Ralph Quotes Dialogue

Ralph: [to Vanellope] WHY...are you following me?

Vanellope: Oh, I'll tell you why. [sings]

'Cause I'm all alone.

There's no one here beside me.

My problems have all gone.

There's no one to deride me!

But ya gotta have friends!

Ralph: Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Vanellope: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

Ralph: Listen, little vanellope. Take a look at me, what am I?

Vanellope: Uh... [looks Ralph up and down] really tall?

Ralph: No, I'm an wreck-it! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks!" Doesn't that bother you?

Vanellope: [shakes his head happily] Nope.

Ralph: [surprised] Really?

Vanellope: Really really.

Vanellope: [eyes the KEEP OUT signs surrounding Ralph's home] I guess you don't, uh, entertain much, do you?

Ralph: I like my privacy.

Vanellope: Y'know, I do too! That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give 'em a hint, they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know...

[silence ensues]

Vanellope: ...Can I stay with you?

Ralph: What?

Vanellope: Can I stay with you... please?

Ralph: Of course!

Vanellope: Really?

Ralph: No.

Vanellope: Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! [slight pause; Ralph gives Vanellope a look] Well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta lemme stay!

Vanellope: This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!

Ralph: Ohh!

Vanellope: Where do, uh, I sleep?

Ralph: OUTSIDE!

Ralph 2 Quotes Dialogue

Vanellope: All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn bored!

Ralph: Well, find a way to entertain yourself.

[silence]

[Vanellope pops his lips, then again, and Ralph grows more impatient, then Vanellope pops his lips a third time]

Ralph: [restrains temper] Oh! For 5 minutes... Could you not be yourself? [loudly] FOR 5 MINUTES!!!

[after another moment of silence, Vanellope pops his lips one last time]

Ralph: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!

Peach: Yes!

Vanellope: Oh, finally!

Anthony Melfi Sees Youtube Ads

Cast

Me (Anthony60617)
Ebay seller

Dialogue

Ebay seller: Hello and Welcome to Ebay.com! How may I help you?

Me: I would like the Youtube Ads Stopper, so I don't sees Youtube Ads anymore!

Ebay seller: The Youtube Ads Stopper costs 1000$.

Me: I'll use my Credit Card.

Ebay seller: Thank you for shopping at Ebay.com!

Me: I got the Youtube Ads Stopper, let's install this program on my computer.

[after I install this program, I check on music videos and there is Youtube ads appears again]

Me: NO!!! MY YOUTUBE ADS STOPPER DON'T WORK!!! YOU PAY FOR THIS ADVERTISEMENT!!!