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Some favorite quotes

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  • Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
  • I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns
  • Coffee isn't my cup of tea. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope
  • Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
  • The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. - Arthur Schopenhauer
  • More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. - Robert Orben
  • Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. - G. K. Chesterton
  • I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true. - Katherine Hepburn