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Transylvania 6-5000 (1985 film)

1985 film directed by Rudy De Luca

Transylvania 6-5000 is a 1985 film about two reporters who travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein.

Directed and written by Rudy De Luca.
WANTED: Two thrill-seeking reporters, brains optional, looking to dig up the story of the century. For information call...  (taglines)

Dr. Malavaqua

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  • I don't work with lightning! I hate it! Ptui! I work with all this other shit!

Fejos

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  • Would you like to buy a monkey?
  • Is good, ya? Is funny?

Other

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  • Mac Turner: Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap.

Dialogue

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Gil Turner: You can't fire me, I'm your son.
Mac Turner: Prove it!
Jack Harrison: Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?
Mac Turner: Wrong! I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper. I want to keep the journalistic level very low. Why do you think I teamed you up with him? [points to Gil]
Gil Turner: Hey, I'm a team player.
Gil Turner: Do you smell perfume?
Jack Harrison: Yes. I know what was in this room.
Gil: What?
Jack: The Creature from Estee Lauder.
Dr. Malavaqua: Radu, attack!
Radu: Master, I've had enough aggravation for one day.
Odette: [pulling Gil to her breast] Put your face to my breast. Tell me that you want me too!
Gil: [muffled] I want you too!
Odette: I want you so bad, it hurts.
Gil: Me, too.

Taglines

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  • WANTED: Two thrill-seeking reporters, brains optional, looking to dig up the story of the century. For information call...

Cast

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