Three Men and a Little Lady
1990 film directed by Emile Ardolino
Three Men and a Little Lady is a 1990 American comedy film, the sequel to the hit film Three Men and a Baby (1987), starring Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson. This is the first sequel to a Touchstone film.
Dialogue
edit- Mary: What a crock!
- Sylvia: Mary! Where did you hear that?
- Peter: [on the phone] What a crock!
- Michael: When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts.
- Peter: I think she knows that actors are just like regular people.
- Jack: [enters dressed as Dracula] Good afternoon.
- Jack: Do you want to marry me?
- Peter: Jack!
- Jack: [to Sylvia] Want to sleep on it?
- Michael: She did that once before, Jack!
- Jack: Hey, shut up!
- [turns back to Sylvia]
- Jack: Do you want to marry me?
- Sylvia: No.. but thank you for asking.
- Peter: Where are you going to live?
- Sylvia: London.
- Jack: London, England?
- Michael: [sarcastically] No. London, New Jersey.
- Peter: [once again] I'll give you $1,000.00 if you do it.
- Mary: Do you have a penis?
- Sylvia: [brings in breakfast] Here's my specialty. Liver moose and poached eggs.
- Edward: [looks at the tray and stammers] What an attractive combination, but we do have a cook for these sort of things.
- Sylvia: I like doing it.
- Mary: Try it, Edward. You'll like it.
- Edward: [sees Mary holding her tea cup in the palm of her hand] Whoever taught you to hold your teacup like that?
- Peter: [to a farmer] Do you have a car we could borrow?
- [farmer shakes his head]
- Peter: A horse? Anything that moves?
- Jack: [seeing the amount of luggage Vera brought with her] What? No furniture?
- Sylvia: Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes.
- Vera: Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?
- Jack: [Jack and Michael have come up with a list of potential husbands of Sylvia and Peter has rejected every one of them] Bill, Billy Bob, Billy Joe? Come on, Peter. We're not asking you to marry the guy!
- Peter: [Mary is upset about leaving New York for England] Close your eyes. Can you see us?
- Mary: [she has her eyes closed] No.
- Peter: Well, you're not looking hard enough. Look harder. Way in the back. Can you see us now?
- Mary: Yeah.
- Peter: Okay, what are we doing?
- Mary: Michael's drawing, Jack's looking in the mirror, and you're watching basketball on TV yelling at Jack for not cleaning up the kitchen!
- Peter: Well, that sounds about right to me!
- Sylvia: I think we need drinks.
- Peter: I think we need shovels.
Cast
edit- Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell
- Steve Guttenberg -Michael Kellam
- Ted Danson - Jack Holden
- Nancy Travis - Syliva Bennington
- Christopher Cacenove - Edward Hargreave
- Fiona Shaw - Miss Lomax
- Robin Weisman - Mary Bennington
- John Boswall - Barrow
- Sheila Hancock - Vera Bennington
External links
edit- Three Men and a Little Lady quotes at the Internet Movie Database