The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American animated television series that focuses upon Mario and Luigi being two Italian-American plumbers from Brooklyn.

Mario

• "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
• "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
• "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
• "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
• "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of the Koopa"
• "Until next time everyone, [Everybody] Do the Mario! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. "Time Out, Luigi"
• "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can stop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
• "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
• "C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"
• "C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."
• "Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"
• "[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
• "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"

Luigi

• "He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
• "I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
• [about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
• "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
• "What's your hurry? Boy, when it comes to food, Mario's got a one crack mind!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
• "YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
• "Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark Of Zero"
• "Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
• "Prepare to cave in, scalebait"! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Quest for Pizza"

Princess Peach

• "No, it's magic! If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario, and get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil helpers!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
• "There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

Toad

• "Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
• "Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
• "Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

Bowser

• "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
• "Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
• "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
• "Today, the Mushroom Colony, tomorrow the world! Next week, the universe, or when I am done with it, the Koopaverse!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Star Koopa"
• "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
• "No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
• "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
• "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
• "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
• "I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
• "How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
• "Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
• "All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
• "Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"
• "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
• "Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
• "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"
• "I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

Dialogue

Toad is reunited with his estranged grandfather. Mario sniffles

Luigi: Are you crying because he found his long-last grandfather?

Mario: No, that Toad will look like that in fifty years.

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Mario Brothers are dining with Princess Peach

Peach: There is something I need from you two.

Peach pulls handle of vase, which makes table drop down into a secret location. They are greeted by a man in a suit with a British accent

Man: Welcome gentlemen, I am Agent N.

Luigi: I see.

Agent N: No, not C, N! I am the head of Princess Peach's Secret Service and have selected you gentlemen to save James Blond and stop Koopfinger from his plans in robbing Fort Hardknocks.

Luigi: Oh!

Agent N: No, I am N! Agent O is on holiday.

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From Neatness Counts/The Bird! The Bird!

King Koopa: Well at last you two powder-puffs did something right.

Flurry: Thank you, your extremest, most royal and regal Koopaness.

King Koopa: Watch it soldier. When I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! [beat] I want my feet licked. [the flurries starts licking King Koopa's soles quickly]

Miscellaneous characters

• "If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
• "No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"
• "These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
• The Mario Brothers must forsake their chance to go home in order to rescue Toad and Princess Peach Good luck to you in the rescue, and you guys look me up if you ever make it back to Flatbush! ~Salvador Drainado