The Inbetweeners 2

The Inbetweeners 2 is a 2014 teen film coming of age adventure sex comedy film and sequel to The Inbetweeners Movie (2011), which is based on the E4 sitcom The Inbetweeners. It was written and directed by series creators Damon Beesley and Iain Morris.

Will McKenzie

• Thank you, arseholes!

Dialogue

Will: Oh, not again!

Neil: Is your room in space?

(Will sighs)

Will: Thank you, arseholes!

(Laughing off-screen)

Simon: They've done a pretty good job, to be fair.

Will: I fucking hate it here.

Neil: To be honest, I'm glad I chose not to do uni.

Will: More reality than a choice.

Neil: Exactly.

Will: Maybe we should go to Australia.

Neil: And surprise the fuck out of Jay!

Will: I was joking.

Neil: Why? It's got to be better than hanging round old men's pubs and dressing up like magic.

Simon: Yeah. We get four weeks off for Easter. I dread spending it with Lucy.

Will: Can we afford it?

Simon: Will, they invented student loans so students could go on holiday.

Neil: And I got a sweet bonus this month. Apparently, I'm the cleverest non-Asian in the department.

Will: I suppose I have always wanted to go travelling. I think I'd be really good at it, do it properly, not like Jay.

Simon: How can you be good at it?

Will: Well, he's staying in one place. I'd explore, meet people, come back a better and more rounded person.

Neil: He's getting sucked off every morning.

(Guitar falls to the ground)

Will: Fuck it, I'm in.

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(noticing the Sydney Opera House)

Neil: What the fuck is that?

Simon: What?

Neil: That fucking thing.

Will: The Sydney Opera House?

Neil: No, that thing, the spaceship. The spaceship there.

Will: Well, that's the sightseeing done. We need to find this club.

Neil: Hang on. Got a signal now. Googlemappage to the rescue. It's this way. (Phone bleeps) No way! That just cost me 20 quid.

Will: Data roaming charges are pretty extortionate abroad, Neil.

Neil: Well, I'll just stand still, then.

Will: That's not really how it works.

Neil: (Phone bleeps again) Another 20 quid? I'm not roaming now, you useless piece of shit!

Simon: Just switch it off, Neil.

Neil: Agh! (tossing his phone on the floor switching off and he picks his phone up that has a crack on it) Thanks a lot, Si. It's fucked now.

Simon: Not sure that was strictly my fault.

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Will: (voiceover) The hostel was laid-back, cool and the kind of place where anything goes. Anything except, it seemed, deodrant.

Will: Smells a bit in here.

Jay: Shotgun. (laughing) Unlucky. Top-bunk wankers. Oh, fuck off, Neil. I want some little hottie above me, not your rotting arsehole.

Neil: I just wanna be near you.

Will: I've been thinking about it. Do we really need to go to Splash Planet?

Jay: Yes. Yes, we do.

Will: But it's so tacky and gaudy and full of idiots.

Neil: It's my lifetime's ambition.

Will: You first mentioned it yesterday.

Neil: Don't kill my dreams, Will.

Katie: Oh! Hello, nutter. You made it. (kisses Will) So, er, what are you up to tomorrow? Any plans?

Will: We thought we might travel somewhere ethical, an Aboriginal...cave.

Katie: Ah, that's a shame. I'm going to Splash Planet. It looks brilliant.

Will: It does, doesn't it?

Simon: You just said it was tacky.

Will: What? Shut up.

Jay: You said it was full of idiots. Are you an idiot, Katie?

Will: They're being funny. (to Jay, Neil and Simon) Stop being so funny, you guys.

Katie: Well, i must be an idiot, then, because I think it looks amazing. I can get you tickets if you like.

Will: Really? Fantastic. Four, please.

Katie: Cool. Done. Right, I'm gonna go and sit by the fire. Fancy coming?

Will: Yeah. I just need to Skype home first. My mother worries.

Katie: Crazy. Right, well, I'll see you in a bit, then.

Will: (to Simon) You all right?

Simon: Wait, I'm thinking.

Will: About what?

Simon: Wait.

Will: What is it?

Simon: I'm trying to think if anyone has ever said anything less cool to a girl than "My mother worries."

(Jay and Neil laugh)

Simon: Bye.

(Jay and Neil laugh again)

Cast

• Simon Bird as Will McKenzie
• James Buckley as Jay Cartwright
• Blake Harrison as Neil Sutherland
• Joe Thomas as Simon Cooper