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The Hangover Part II

2011 film by Todd Phillips

The Hangover Part II is a 2011 American comedy film in which, two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry. The film is the sequel to 2009's The Hangover.

Directed by Todd Phillips.  Written by Todd Phillips, Craig Mazin, and Scot Armstrong.
The Wolfpack Is Back  (taglines)

Mr. Chow

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  • What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.
  • I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy.

Alan Garner

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  • When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

Dialogue

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Phil: You wouldn't even be with her if it wasn't for us!
Stu: Oh, this will be good!
Phil: Stu, think about it! You ended up ditching Melissa... two years later, you met your true soulmate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would've married a cunt! [Old couple looks over and gives Phil dirty looks] Oh, it's ok... No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fuckin' IHOP!
Phil: Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?
Chow: Holla! City of Squalor!
Phil: Chow, what happened?
Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.
Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.
Alan: Classic Stu.
Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...
Phil: You're not married yet. It's no big deal.
Stu: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code.
Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.
Stu: Load?
Alan: What load?
Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm.
Stu: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?
Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!
Stu: Woah! Here's the deal man, I got a dark side. There's a demon in me.
Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.
Stu: I said demon.
Alan: But you also have semen in you remember, from the...
Stu: It's not relevant, but thank you Alan.
Phil: Your password is baloney1?
Chow: Well, it used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.
Kingsley: Really fuckin' annoying.
Stu: We're looking for a little kid.
Samir: $2,000.
Stu: Huh?
Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?
Stu: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!
Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.
Tracy: Phil.
Phil: Tracy, I'm sorry.
Tracy: Where the hell are you?
Phil: [sighs] It happened again.
Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
Phil: So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
Tracy: Oh, God. How bad? Like, "no wedding" bad?
Phil: Yeah. Little worse than that.
Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
Chow: I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
Stu: You have a wife?
Chow: Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?

Taglines

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  • Bangkok has them now.
  • We're in Bangkok?!
  • We made a pact, Wolfpack only.
  • I have a demon in me.
  • No one here has to know.
  • We had a sick night!
  • We love to party!

Cast

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  The Hangover  (2009) · The Hangover Part II  (2011) · The Hangover Part III  (2013)  
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