The Hangover
2009 film by Todd Phillips
The Hangover is a 2009 comedy film about four friends attempting to restore their memory about a bachelor party in Las Vegas.

- Directed by Todd Phillips. Written by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore.
Some guys just can't handle Vegas. (taglines)
DialogueEdit
- Phil: Tracy, it's Phil.
- Tracy: Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out.
- Phil: Yeah, listen. Uh... we fucked up.
- Tracy: What are you talking about?
- Phil: The bachelor party-- The whole night-- Things got outta control, and, uh…we lost Doug.
- Tracy: What?
- Phil: We can't find Doug.
- Tracy: What are you saying, Phil? We're getting married in five hours!
- Phil: Yeah. That's not gonna happen.
- Sid: Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
- Doug: Ah!
- Sid: Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with ya.
- Alan: I want you to know, Doug, I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.
- Doug: Okay. I got it. Thank you. I don't think that...
- Alan: Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.
- Doug: What?
- Alan: You heard me. It's Sin City. I won't tell a soul.
- Doug: Okay. I got it. Thank you.
- Alan: No, thank you. [the two future in-laws embrace] I love you so much.
- Doug: All good with Melissa?
- Stu: Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
- Phil: Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
- Stu: Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
- Phil: Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
- Stu: Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
- Phil: And you believe that?
- Stu: Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by seamen.
- Alan: I like to say somethin' that I prepared tonight.
- Stu: All right, Alan.
- Alan: [extracts a sheet of paper; presents his speech] Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! [pulls out a pocket knife]
- Stu: What?!
- Doug: Whattaya got there?
- [Alan tries to cut his palm, to the others' shock]
- Phil: What the fuck?!
- Doug What are you doin'?!
- [Alan groans in pain]
- Stu: What is that?!
- Alan: Blood brothers.
- Phil: [sees Alan with his new satchel] You're not really wearin' that, are you?
- Alan: Wearin' what?
- Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that, or you guys just fuckin' with me?
- Alan: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
- Phil: So does Joy Behar.
- Alan: Guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out?
- Phil: Oh, fuck! I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger! How the fuck did he get in there?
- Stu: I don't know, because I don't remember.
- Phil: Shh! Stu! Stu, keep it down.
- Alan: One of the side-effects of roofies is memory loss.
- Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
- Phil: All right. We got the money. 80 grand cash.
- Chow: Throw it over! Then I give you Doug.
- Stu: I'm sorry. First of all, good morning. We didn't catch your name last night.
- Chow: Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow.
- Stu: Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu. And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug before we give you the money, to verify that he's okay, if that's cool.
- Chow: Of course, Stu. That is cool. [claps hands, and a man with a bag on his head is brought out of the car]
- Stu: [relieved] Oh. Okay.
- Chow: See? He fine. Now, gimme money, or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers! And then we take it! Your choice, bitches!
- Melissa: I called that bed and breakfast in Napa. They said they had no record of you even checking in.
- Stu: That's 'cause we didn't go to Napa.
- Melissa: Stu, what the fuck is going on?
- Stu: We went to Las Vegas.
- Melissa: Oh, really? Las Vegas? Why would you go to Las Vegas?
- Stu: 'Cause my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do.
- Melissa: Uh-huh?
- Stu: Yeah.
- Melissa: That's not what you do.
- Stu: Really? Well, then, why did I do it?! Huh?! 'Cause I did it! Riddle me that! Why'd I do it?! You know, sometimes I think all you want me to do is what you want me to do. Well, I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do.
- Melissa: That is not how this works!
- Stu: Oh, good! Because whatever this is ain't workin' for me!
- Melissa: Oh, really?
- Stu: Yeah!
- Melissa: Since when?!
- Stu: Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June! BOOM!!!
- Alan: You told me it was a bartender.
- Stu: Oh. You're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender.
- Melissa: You're an idiot.
- Stu: You're a-- You... [struggles] You're... such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!
TaglinesEdit
- Some guys just can't handle Vegas
- Whose baby is this?
- Am I missing a tooth?
- I stole a police car?!
- What happened last night?
- Where the hell is my tiger?
- Have you seen this man?
- Easy, tiger!
- You mess with the wrong guy.
- Well, technically, I'm an escort.
CastEdit
- Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck
- Ed Helms - Dr. Stuart "Stu" Price
- Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner
- Justin Bartha - Doug Billings
- Heather Graham - Jade
- Sasha Barrese - Tracy Garner
- Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner
- Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow
- Rachael Harris - Melissa
- Mike Tyson - Himself
- Mike Epps - Black Doug
- Jernard Burks - Leonard
- Rob Riggle - Officer Franklin
- Cleo King - Officer Garden
- Bryan Callen - Eddie Palermo
External linksEdit
Encyclopedic article on The Hangover on Wikipedia
- The Hangover quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- The Hangover official site
- More Hangover quotes
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