Teacher's Pet (2004 film)

2004 film by Timothy Björklund

Disney's Teacher's Pet is a 2004 animated musical film based on the television series of the same name; the film ends the central storyline of the series. The film was produced by DisneyToon Studios, and released theatrically on January 16, 2004. Despite being a box office bomb, the film did very well with critics.


  • [upon receiving an attendance medal] Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.
  • What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.
  • Time sure flies when you're changing species.
  • I wanna be a boy.
  • I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment?
  • Hey, I'll do the clichéd Irish dialogue around here.
  • [on a coffee rush] Boy, it's true what they say! What a beverage! Who'd believe that little brown bean from Brazil could pack such mellow, rich-roasting, good-to-the-last-drop flavor? By the way, were you aware that our 26th President, Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt who originally coined the phrase "Good to the last drop"? Little known fact but true.
  • So this is what it's like to be human, huh? [He sits on the bed, and then lies back] Sittin' alone in a dump on your tailless butt, just twiddlin' your opposable thumbs. Top of the world, ma! [He sighs, then sobs, then curls up into a little ball on the bed] Top of the world.

Ivan KrankEdit

  • It's alive. IT'S ALIVE. That's a good start.

Mr. JollyEdit

  • Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside. [whimpers]

Pretty BoyEdit

  • I ain't no fairy.


Mr. Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous.
Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection.
Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.

Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?
Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?

Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!
Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.

Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!
Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.

TV Actress: John.
TV Actor: Marsha.
TV Actress: John.
TV Actor: Marsha.
Spot/Scott: Yawn. Mush-a.

[Scott unties Leonard]
Leonard: Quick! We've got to get out after it blows!
Scott: You go. There's one more thing I've got to do.
[He stands in front of the machine]
Scott: It's my only chance.
Leonard: Scott, what are you doing?! [A beam shoots out of the machine and hits Scott, who convulses in mid air. The room seems to warp. A shockwave blows Leonard backwards. Electricity crackles. A gauge spins wildly and breaks. Leonard shields himself as the machine explodes. Smoke fills the room. Leonard fans it away] Scott! Scott! [He sees a pile of blue dust on the floor. It appears that Scott is dead. Leonard starts crying. He kneels on the ground and runs the dust through his fingers] Oh, Scott. [His grief turns to anger] Stupid machine! Stupid, stupid science! [He kicks the machine, which breaks. Another beam hits the pile of dust. The dust glows and spirals into a double helix, then a whirlwind. Spot is revived and falls to the floor]


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