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- 'We took him to the Olive Garden.' What? The A&P ran out of Spaghetti-O's?
- I went to the emergency room recently. I don't want to say the wait was long, but the guy in front of me was being treated for a musket wound.
- There's a woman right now pregnant with nine kids, she says she wants to have them naturally. Nine kids? That's gonna look like the exit to Chuck E. Cheese at closing time. Her umbilical cord must look the back of an entertainment center. Can I cut this? Does this hook up to the TV, VCR, to Bobby, to Sharon, to Timmy?