Stupid!

Stupid! is a comedy TV series that premiered on BBC in 2004. The plot of the TV series is about King Stupid who makes people (mainly children) do stupid things.

King Sachin

• I'm the person that made you ask how much a pencilcase was in the "Everythings a pound" shop.

• No Goober you boghouse rat!

• Oh dear! Poor little goth girl!

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• Queen Sensible: From now on, we are going to make the world a more sensible place.. *stupid picking his nose* Stupid! Are you delibritly being stupid?

• King Stupid: What? Sorry, were you talking to me?

Sketches

Devil Finger

• DEVIL FINGER!!!

• DOUBLE DEVIL FINGER!!!

• EVIL ELBOW!!!

• COWBITE MOO!!!

• BENDY WENDY!!!

The Gran

• *laughes* Oh Your Face Graham!

She Fancies You

• First Sister: She Fancies You!
• Second sister: No She Fancies You!!
• First Sister: No She Fancies You!!!
• Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!!
• First Sister: No She Fancies You!!!!!
• Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!!!!

Which one is it?

• First older girl: One of those new teachers is swetty betty she gets big sweet patches
• Second older girl: And when she speaks to you sweat drips off her nose.
• Young girl: Which one is she.
• First older girl: I'm not sure.
• Young girl: I'll just go and ask.
• Both older girls: NOOO!!!

[After returning from two amused teachers]

• Young girl: Can you really get detention every day until you die??
• First older girl: You idiot.
• Second older girl: So which one is she?
• Young girl: I never got an answer I'll just go and ask.
• Both older girls: NOOO!!!

Rude girl

(Audience claps as a pupil gets a prize)

• Teacher: & the next award goes to Neil Johnson for a spotless 100% attendance record! Neil! Neil?

• Other Teacher: He's not here today.

• Teacher: Oh! Right, OK moving on, the award for all round sporting achievement goes to Jas Watkins. Come up Jas.

(Jas walks up on stage)

• Teacher: *Jas snatches certificate* Not so fast girl. Would you like to say a few words?

(Jas shakes her head)

• Teacher: Don't be shy. Do you like the certificate?

• Jas: Yeah, it's great... DOG BREATH! *Puts hand over her mouth & audience gasp*

• Teacher: Do you like school then Jas? I love coming here.

• Jas: I knew that... You old witch! *audience laugh*

• Teacher: Sorry?!

• Jas: I said it's a terrific school, apart from the stink, & the pee teachers. Mind you, the stink comes from the pee teachers because they're too thick to work out how to use a can of deodorant!

• Teacher: Um, right! Thanks for that Jas!

• Jas: You asked you shabby old fat! Where'd you get your clothes from? The 1970s?

• Teacher: Go and sit down this instant!

• Jas: Go and sit down this instant! Go and sit down this instant! Big bulbus head!

(Teachers grab her)

• Jas: Get off me! You've got poo on your fingers! Help! I'm being abducted by poo fingered people!!

(Jas stops fidgeting and calling the people names. Audience is shocked)

• Jas: *Softly and sadly* I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! It just comes out! Can I keep the certificate?

(Teacher snatches certificate and tears it up)

• Jas: That's a no isn't it. *goes back and sits down*