Rugrats (season 5)

Grandpa's Bad Bug/Lady Luck [5.1]

[Stu is downstairs pouring ginger ale. He spills it when he hears Grandpa scream]

Lou: YEOW!

Stu: Huh? [Grandpa is coughing loudly as he enters] What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong?

Lou: It feels like a lobster's been shaking hands with my tonsils.

[The uvula looks mangled from the pliers]

Stu: Your throat looks awful. That must be one mean bug you've got in there, Pop.

Hiccups/Autumn Leaves [5.2]

Chuckie: I don't like this! I don't like it one bit! [sees hand is in bowl of spaghetti] Pisghetti?

Tommy: Angelica! You were supposed to scare me, not [hiccup] feed me!

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[They have some green gelatin]

Lil: Now, what do we do?

Tommy: It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.

[They pick some up and put it on a leaf]

Chuckie: Ew, this crayon's too mushy.

Lil: Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.

Phil: [eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.

Crime and Punishment/Baby Maybe [5.3]

Angelica: Jail is like a bazillion times more horribler than Time Out!

The Word of The Day/Jonathan Babysits [5.4]

Miss Carol: Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?

Angelica: She thinks, um, we're all little... [Her parents signal to not say the bad word]

Miss Carol: [angry] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: What does Miss Carol think of her kids?!

Angelica: She think we're all little...

[The last word is censored by Charlotte's terrified scream]

Drew: Oh, no!

[Watching this on TV, Didi, Lou, and Stu are shocked]

Miss Carol: That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!

Angelica: But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!

Miss Carol: [hysterically] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs maniacally] You're all little...

[The last word is censored by a test pattern screen]

Angelica: See? See? She did say it!

Journey to the Center of the Basement/A Very McNulty Birthday [5.11]

Lil: I look scary like Reptar!