Rugrats (season 5)

Grandpa's Bad Bug/Lady Luck [5.1]

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[Stu is downstairs pouring ginger ale. He spills it when he hears Grandpa scream]
Lou: YEOW!
Stu: Huh? [Grandpa is coughing loudly as he enters] What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong?
Lou: It feels like a lobster's been shaking hands with my tonsils.
[The uvula looks mangled from the pliers]
Stu: Your throat looks awful. That must be one mean bug you've got in there, Pop.

Hiccups/Autumn Leaves [5.2]

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Chuckie: I don't like this! I don't like it one bit! [sees hand is in bowl of spaghetti] Pisghetti?
Tommy: Angelica! You were supposed to scare me, not [hiccup] feed me!

[They have some green gelatin]
Lil: Now, what do we do?
Tommy: It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.
[They pick some up and put it on a leaf]
Chuckie: Ew, this crayon's too mushy.
Lil: Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.
Phil: [eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.

Crime and Punishment/Baby Maybe [5.3]

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Angelica: Jail is like a bazillion times more horribler than Time Out!

The Word of The Day/Jonathan Babysits [5.4]

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Miss Carol: Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?
Angelica: She thinks, um, we're all little... [Her parents signal to not say the bad word]
Miss Carol: [angry] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: What does Miss Carol think of her kids?!
Angelica: She think we're all little...
[The last word is censored by Charlotte's terrified scream]
Drew: Oh, no!
[Watching this on TV, Didi, Lou, and Stu are shocked]
Miss Carol: That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!
Angelica: But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!
Miss Carol: [hysterically] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs maniacally] You're all little...
[The last word is censored by a test pattern screen]
Angelica: See? See? She did say it!

He Saw, She Saw/Piggy's Pizza Palace [5.5]

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Babysitting Fluffy/Sleep Trouble [5.6]

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The First Cut/Chuckie Grows [5.7]

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The Wild, Wild West/Angelica for a Day [5.8]

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Fugitive Tommy/Visiting Aunt Miriam [5.9]

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Uneasy Rider/Where's Grandpa? [5.10]

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Journey to the Center of the Basement/A Very McNulty Birthday [5.11]

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Lil: I look scary like Reptar!

The Family Tree [5.12]

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Chuckie's Duckling/A Dog's Life [5.13]

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Chuckerfly/Angelica's Twin [5.14]

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Raising Dil/No Naps [5.15]

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Man of the House/A Whole New Stu [5.16]

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Submarine/Chuckie's a Lefty [5.17]

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