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Renfield (film)

2023 film directed by Chris McKay

Renfield is a 2023 American supernatural comedy horror film, about Renfield, the tortured aide to his narcissistic boss, Count Dracula, who is forced to procure his master's prey and do his every bidding. However, after centuries of servitude, he's ready to see if there's a life outside the shadow of the Prince of Darkness.

Directed by Chris McKay. Written by Ryan Ridley.
Sucks to be him. taglines

Count Dracula edit

  • Renfield, you will make a very good assistant.
  • Some call me the Dark One. Others, the Lord of Death. To most, I am... Dracula!
  • Renfield, your sole purpose in life is to serve me. Now, let's eat!
  • My needs are the only thing that matters!

Renfield edit

  • I work for Dracula.
  • I need to get out of a toxic relationship.
  • My boss, he's different.
  • And I just want a normal life again. But this modern world is a dangerous place.
  • Let me explain. My boss gave me this power. In return, I tend to his needs, including care, feeding.
  • I am enough. I deserve happiness. And I take full charge of my life today!

Rebecca Quincy edit

  • You're like the guy that gets the villain's post-mates.
  • I don't think you're such a bad guy. But you're never really gonna be free until you face him.
  • You know when something crazy happens and someone's like, "It's okay. I've seen way worse?" Everything I saw you do today is gonna be my "way worse."

Dialogue edit

Dracula: Renfield, bring me innocent victims! I want a handful of nuns, a busload of cheerleaders...
Renfield: [to himself] And I just want a normal life.
Renfield: I will no longer tolerate abuse. I deserve happiness!
Dracula: Let me explain something to you, okay? You deserve only suffering! I will unleash an army of death! Everyone you care about will suffer, because you betrayed me!
Renfield: Any last wishes?
Dracula: I wish... to spend a season in Hell. Where all the amusing people are. HAIL... SATA--
[Renfield and Rebecca hack and dismember him with the Lobo family's weapons, shoot the pieces, douse them in poison and holy water, encase them in concrete and pour them into the sewers]
Renfield: [narrating] Yes, I know this looks extreme - and maybe a little fun - but to our defence, there is so much folklore out there about how to actually kill a vampire, it gets confusing. You know, I've personally seen him come back from some crazy shit, so why not try everything? Now, I've not even 100% sure this will kill him. But I do know it will take him a long, long time to come back from.

Cast edit

Taglines edit

  • Sucks to be him.

External Links edit

 
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