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Ralph Breaks the Internet

2018 American computer-animated film

Ralph Breaks the Internet is a 2018 American 3D computer animated comedy film, set six years after the events of Wreck-It Ralph, in which Ralph and Vanellope, now friends, discover a wi-fi router in their arcade, leading them into a new adventure.

Directed by Rich Moore and Phil Johnston. Written by Phil Johnston and Pamela Ribon.
Who broke the internet?

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[first lines]
Wreck-It Ralph: Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
Wreck-It Ralph: Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Seriously, Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!
Wreck-It Ralph: No! That's not – why is that obvious?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.
Wreck-It Ralph: I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah, you got me.
[In Game Central Station]
Wreck-It Ralph: Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in?
Fix-It Felix Jr.: Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. What do you think, ladylove?
Sergeant Calhoun: I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. Kids love those things.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Please be a racing game, please be a racing game. Please be a racing game.
[A new plug is inserted, and the sign above reads "Wi-Fi"]
Wreck-It Ralph: "Whiffee"? Or "Wifey"? Well, it’s either "whiffle ball" or an arranged marriage game.
Sonic: It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah, that’s what I said.
Sonic: And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop, play games and socialize.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ooh, fun!
[The Surge Protector appears]
Surge Protector: Oh, no, it is not! That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", but what it should say is "Die-Fi". [chuckles, but no one responds] That's a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. [puts police tape around the entrance] It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So, keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open!
[After Swati accidentally broke off the steering wheel from the Sugar Rush console and broke into two parts, Litwak decides to unplug the game]
Wreck-It Ralph: Where's he going? Is he…? (Oh, no.) Litwak's gonna unplug the game! Let's go! Go, go, go, go! Run, run! Come on! Let's go!
[Litwak walks to the extention cable where the plug to the game is. In Game Central Station, the Surge Protector whistles as he checks his clipboard. Hearing a rumbling sound, he notices the citizens of Sugar Rush running out of the game itself, and they run over him!]
Wynchell: Gangway!
Duncan: Yeah, you heard him! Gangway!
Surge Protector: Stop it! No running! Ow! What are you people doing out of the game, for Pete's sake? The arcade is open!
Wreck-It Ralph: Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!
[Everyone looks up to see giant prongs retracting from the terminal. Litwak unplugs the game, which shuts off. The citizens gasp]
Wynchell: We're homeless!
Fix-It Felix Jr.: Alright, now we've found some good homes for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping few more of you will open your doors and your hearts to those in need.
Gene: Well, I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor.
Sour Bill: I'm a sour ball.
Gene: Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? Come along, condiment. [leaves]
Sour Bill: Mmmkay. [follows Gene]
Fix-It Felix Jr.: Marvelous! That just leaves the racers.
Taffyta Muttonfudge: We're, like, adorable.
Fix-It Felix Jr.: You sure are! So, any takers?
[the game characters look nervous; Chun-Li looks at her wrist band as it were a watch; Satan taps his teacup]
Fix-It Felix Jr.: Anyone?
Sergeant Calhoun: Felix, I know we've never once talked about having a family before, but...
Fix-It Felix Jr.: [excited] I know! It feels like the kind of thing you just jump into with both feet and nary a plan!
Sergeant Calhoun: Felix and I will give them sanctuary!
[the racers cheer]
The Surge Protector: [spits out the coffee he was drinking] Can I get a quick word with you two? [takes Felix and Calhoun into the kitchen and closes the shutters as the other game characters leave] Look, I get it. You've been married six years. You're looking to spice things up. But trust me, adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice. Those things are basically feral.
Sergeant Calhoun: Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs. Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds!
Fix-It Felix Jr.: That's right. Besides, how hard can parenting be? You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want, and you just love their little socks off. Right, Tammy?
Sergeant Calhoun: Darn tootin'.
[A crash is heard; Felix, Calhoun and the Surge Protector come out of the kitchen to find the racers wreaking havoc in the living room]
Taffyta Muttonfudge: [trying to use a remote control on a painting] Hey, Mom, why does your dumb TV have only one channel?
The Surge Protector: Well, hate to say I told you... [a trophy hits him in the face] Ow!
[Vanellope glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Uh, hi.
[The princesses surround her on all sides, with their powers and weapons]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.
Anna: Wait. What?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]
Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope von Schweetz: What kind?
Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope von Schweetz: No.
Elsa: Magic hands?
Vanellope von Schweetz: No.
Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope von Schweetz: No.
Snow White: Were you poisoned?
Vanellope von Schweetz: No!
Tiana and Aurora: Cursed?
Vanellope von Schweetz: No!
Rapunzel and Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope von Schweetz: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
Vanellope von Schweetz: No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ew! Barf!
Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope von Schweetz: I don't even have a mom.
Numerous princesses: Neither do we!
Rapunzel: And now for the $1 million question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Yes! What is up with that?
All princesses: She is a Princess!
[Snow White vocalizes]
Cinderella: [eyes Vanellope's clothing] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora: As would I.
Moana: Me, too!
Elsa: So cool!
Rapunzel: Best outfit ever!
Ariel: I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this.
[the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.]
Cinderella: [sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[the other princesses cheer]
Ariel: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
Vanellope von Schweetz: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine: Uh, she's singing.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Rapunzel: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears throat; sings] Oh, steering wheel, steering wheel! Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel! [scats]
Belle: Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan: Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
Pocahontas: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
Vanellope von Schweetz: What?
Snow White: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
Moana: I stare at the ocean.
Mulan: Horse trough.
Cinderella: Soap bubbles.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Ariel: Important water.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
Rapunzel: For sure.
Tiana: Mm-hmm.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
[C-3PO enters]
C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
[he leaves]
Jasmine: Okay, thank you.
Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
Aurora: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle: And best of luck finding your song.
Merida: (speaking Scottish) Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Uh-huh. What did she just say?
Tiana: We don't know.
Moana: We can't understand her.
Anna: She's from the other studio.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah.
[after the server has gone restarting, Ralph crashes out through metal door, carrying an unconscious Vanellope]
Wreck-It Ralph: Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. Don't leave me, kid.
Vanellope von Schweetz: [wakes up] Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, there you are. You okay, kid?
Vanellope von Schweetz: [starts to sob] Ralph, I (really) messed up so bad.
Wreck-It Ralph: No, no, you didn't, it's okay.
Vanellope von Schweetz: This is all because of me and my glitch. I should’ve just stayed with you instead of followin' some (I'm so) stupid dream. All I need is 1 thing; myself. I’ve ruined everything. [hugs Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph: No, kid, no. Uh, look. I didn’t mean for it to happen like this. It... It was not supposed to be this bad.
Vanellope von Schweetz: You didn’t mean for what to happen?
Wreck-It Ralph: I might-a, kind of, sort of put a… harmless little virus in the game.
Vanellope von Schweetz: A virus? You... You did this?
Wreck-It Ralph: [neurotically] Well, I wouldn’t have done anything if [angrily] I hadn’t heard you tell Shank that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever.
Vanellope von Schweetz: [gasps] So, you were spying on me?
Wreck-It Ralph: [angrily] Hey! (Don’t blame me, little sister!) You’re not exactly innocent here! You were going to ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush!
Vanellope von Schweetz: [furious] Oh, please. I’m one of 16 racers! They’d never miss me! (And they’re not my friends, neither!)
Wreck-It Ralph: What about me?!
Vanellope von Schweetz: [angrily] Why would I ever spend another SECOND WITH YOU AFTER WHAT YOU DID?! [furiously yanks off the "You're My Hero" he had around his neck and throws it away into the abyss]
Wreck-It Ralph: [gasps, as he tries to catch it] No! [looks down at the abyss] No. [then back at Vanellope who is now leaving] Vanellope, where are you going?!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Wherever you're not!
Wreck-It Ralph: Wait a minute! I can explain...
Vanellope von Schweetz: [angrily stops and turns to Ralph] NO!! You will not follow me!
Wreck-It Ralph: Vanellope, please--!
Vanellope von Schweetz: [worried] A friend would never do what you did! Never! So you LEAVE ME ALONE!! [storms off]
Wreck-It Ralph: Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! Please! What did I do?!
[Arthur emerges from the rebooting Slaughter Race]
Arthur: [spots Ralph, who is begging his friend to come back] Scanning for insecurities.
Wreck-It Ralph: Vanellope! Come on, don't leave me!
Arthur: Insecurity detected. Copying insecurity.
Wreck-It Ralph: No, no, no! [runs into the abyss to retrieve his medal]
Arthur: Distributing insecurity. [starts to shoot off lots of Ralph clones]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, look. I think you fixed your insecurity.
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah, I did. [as Ralphzilla disappears] Woo-hoo! [starts to fall]
Vanellope von Schweetz: NO!
J.P. Spamley: [comes to the rescue] Park it right here, Ralph! Your old friend J.P. Spamley's got you!
Wreck-It Ralph: [surprised] Woohoo! [goes right through it and still falls, knocked out silly]
J.P. Spamley: [surprised] Wow, that didn't work. [as Ralph was about to fall to his immediate death the princesses see him falling]
Rapunzel: [gasps] Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! [Moana uses her oar to let out the ocean, Ariel uses it to make a loop-de-loop, and lands on Jasmine's Magic Carpet, and Elsa freezes it into a slide for Ralph. Meanwhile, the other princesses are making their dresses to get Ralph to safety and then he approaches it using the other dresses as parachutes and Ariel sings a few notes to get Pocahontas's attention and she blows him to the place where Aurora got cursed to slumber and Tiana approaches Ralph and uses Naveen to kiss and wake him up from his slumber]
Wreck-It Ralph: Ah, thanks, Frogger. [notices that the princesses have saved Ralph from falling to his death] Wait a minute, who are all of you?
Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
Moana: You're welcome.
Vanellope von Schweetz: [offscreen] Ralph!
Yesss: [laughs] Looking good, big fella!
Wreck-It Ralph: Hey, y'all! [extends his hand that the dress starts to rip as the princesses saw it and laugh] This dress is not made for a big boy. [laughs] It's going right back the alley there. Let me just make a little adjustment. [adjusts the dress and shows his fat belly] There we go. [the princesses laugh]
Fix-It Felix Jr.: [approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise] Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. [as the arcade characters start reporting to their games] Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. [as the two heads off to the Fix-It Felix Jr. game, we zoom back into the plug of the Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title; Ralph Breaks the Internet]

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