Postal 2

Postal 2 (stylized as POSTAL²) is a black comedy first-person shooter video game by Running With Scissors, and it is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal.

Postal 2

• Postal Dude: I regret nothing!

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• Postal Dude: Whoever designed this town was on serious crack.

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• Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

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• Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!

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• Postal Dude: Guns don’t kill people. I do.

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• Postal Dude: Hey, I'm just trying to exercise my Second Amendment rights here, ya fuckin' Communist!

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• Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine.

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• Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...

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• Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!

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• Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

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• Postal Dude: Today's the first day of the end of your lives.

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• Postal Dude: Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know. (After entering "Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store")

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• Habib: Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother!

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• Habib: Your mother is a goat that my father services!

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• Habib: Thank you for Unclean visit! Now GET OUT! And come again, please.

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• Anti-book protestor: Save a tree! Burn a book!

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• Parent for Decency: Games are bad! They make you mad!

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• Krotchy: Krotchy ain't got no cojones. Krotchy IS cojones, bitch!

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• Postal Dude: Ahh, that's the ticket. (When urinating)'

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• Priest: Have you dropped an offering in the box? (Postal Dude: "Yes") Then you are forgiven, my son. Next!

Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend

• Vegetarian: Somebody call Pamela Anderson!

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• Phraud Hogslop: Hey! That's my Gold Master that I don't have. Give it back! SECURITY!

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• Zombified Mike J: I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!

Postal 2: Share the Pain

• Vince Desi: There's a position under my desk for your sister.

External links

• Encyclopedic article on Postal 2 on Wikipedia