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Open Season 3

2010 film directed by Cody Cameron

Open Season 3 is a 2010 computer-animated comedy adventure direct-to-video film. It is the third installment to Open Season and the sequel Open Season 2. The film was produced by Sony Pictures Imageworks and released on October 21, 2010.

Boog edit

  • One day to guys' trip!
  • We'll think about you while we're makin' s'mores and talkin' trash!
  • Gisela! Giselita! I was just lookin' for your dad!
  • I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were.
  • You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry, we're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys' trip ever! You'll see.
  • A place where no one lets ya down!
  • WHOA! Another grizzly in the flesh! You don't know how long I've waited for this day!
  • Yo, you've got some kinda thing growin' outta your neck!
  • Listen, Ursa. I know you've got no reason to believe me, but I gotta tell you the truth. I'm not Doug. I'm Boog.
  • It's like bearvana!
  • Too much chocolate!
  • I appreciate y'all tryin' to rescue me, but I need to talk to Ursa.
  • Punch it in, baby bear!
  • Dinkleman! I didn't know you were a girl!

Elliot edit

  • Let's get a move on! Guys' trip waits for no deer!
  • Well, how 'bout a game of... Shrub... Jump? I mean, where we jump into the nearest shrub and, uh... come on, Elvis! I'll show you! [Jumps into nearby bushes, which is really poison ivy, with Elvis]
  • We don't need Uncle Boog. Rabbit fights are way more fun without him anyway!
  • Quiet, Gisela! The slightest sound could wake the bees!
  • The silent treatment! Two can play at that game! Only I'm not playin'!
  • He can stay on guys' trip forever, as far as I'm concerned.
  • Don't you worry, kids! I've got a ton of things planned!
  • Who knows more about gettin' honey than a deer, huh?
  • Who's Russia?
  • Come here, Lil' E.
  • Ursa?! Who's Ursa?
  • Don't mind me. Just another circus dancer.
  • Boog, Boog, Boog! From now on, we will no longer mention his name!
  • I thought you were mad at me! But now I know you weren't 'cause you're not even you!
  • Say hi to your mother for me!
  • I'm so Sorry that I let you Down.
  • You got it, Boogster. BFFs 'til the end.
  • I forgive you! But only because you forgave me first.

Doug edit

  • Man, I can't wait to get back to see Alistair! Back to my own cart, home cookin', 3 meals a day! Mmm!
  • [Being chased by Bob and Bobbie, who think that he's Bigfoot] Aaaaaahhhh!
  • Come on! What are ya waitin' for?!
  • [Posing as Boog; to the wilds] Yeah, it was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
  • Enough! Enough! ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!!!
  • [Running away from the Maslova Family Circus; to Boog] See ya tomorrow night!
  • Finally! I'm the only bear! And all the animals are gonna worship me! Just like they did Boog!
  • What do you want, bear?
  • I'm tellin' you Alistair, one of these days, I'm gonna give that diva [Ursa] a piece of my mind!
  • [To Elliot, who demands what he's done with Boog] He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight, when they take him back to Russia!
  • [When he's exposed by the wilds] Who's gonna stop me?
  • The only bear?
  • In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other.
  • [Arriving at the Timberline National Forest] This must be the place: Bearvana!
  • For the last time, it's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know! Anyway, when I was in the wild animal park, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!
  • Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!
  • The what cracker?!
  • [About Elliot, who yelled at him for showing up] That is one seriously messed-up deer!
  • I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!

Giselle edit

  • Don't forget to tell Boog you can't go on guys' trip!
  • Kids, keep an eye on your dad.
  • [When Elliot tells her to say hi to her mother for him] I will!
  • [To Doug] Boog would never yell like that, especially at fawns! So who are you?!
  • [Talking to Elliot before she leaves to see her mother] And make sure to apologize to Boog when he gets back. Okay?
  • Have fun, Elliot. And don't forget to keep an eye on Elvis.

Ursa edit

  • You are making fun.
  • [Noticing Boog's fur, thinking he's Doug] Why is fur dark? [Points]
  • [When Elliot asks Boog who's Ursa] I am.
  • [When Boog tells her to come with him and his friends] Boog, I really want to. But I can't.
  • Not for nothing! You need to be punished for juggling the dog!
  • If just once I could perform the dance. The way it was meant to be. I would never meet a performer again.
  • Doug, why do you always let me down? Circus in 2 days. You could at least pretend to care!
  • [To Boog, who was watching her dance] What are you looking at?!

Gisela edit

  • Dad? We need Uncle B-- I mean, we need someone taller to reach a branch that high.
  • Great game, guys!
  • Any sight of Boog?
  • Everyone clear about what to do?
  • Mom always says that when a friend is upset with you, you should try and work things out.
  • When does Uncle Boog get back again?

Giselita edit

  • Uh... new game?
  • [Pointing] Uncle Boog is right there!
  • Everyone spread out to try and find Boog! When you see him, go get him!
  • [To a crying Elliot] And you're not a complete failure. You're our dad. We love you no matter what.
  • [Teasing Elvis with the cutthroat gesture] Mom's gonna kill you!
  • [When Elliot and Elvis scratch themselves in poison ivy] That has gotta hurt.
  • Can you just go find our mom? Please? I'll be your best friend!
  • Dad! Let's just play okay?
  • [During the rabbit fight] You're out. [Sing-song voice] Gotcha! You're out!

Elvis edit

  • [Sing-song voice] They'll never find me here!
  • Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!
  • Father? It's okay.

Dialogue from movie edit

Gisela: Everyone clear about what to do?
All: Yes!
Elliot: Uh, what was the middle part again?
Giselita: [Rolls her eyes, annoyed] Dad! Everyone spread out to try and find Boog! When you see him, go get him!
Elliot: All right! Let's move it out!
[Annoyed, Gisela sighs in frustration and shakes her head]
Ringmaster: Ladies and gentlemen! I'd like to welcome you to the great Maslova Family Circus!
[Ian's antlers get stuck in the ground]
Ian: [To Doug, who is undercover as Boog] Sorry, Boogster! Just a little cramp for my neck!
Doug: [Annoyed] Seriously, six pack, take some pride in your work!
Buddy: Any chance we could take a little break?
Doug: [Undercover as Boog] A break? Y'all just had a break! Like, 6 hours ago!
Giselle: What is going on here?
Ian: Giselle! Thank goodness you're back! [Referring to Doug, who is disguised as Boog] Now you can pat 'im.
[Boog is in the Puni Mart]
Boog: Honey? Now that's more like it!
[He pours the honey on himself]
Elvis: What are we gonna do first? Hmm, father? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Father?
Elliot: Don't worry, kids! I got a ton of things planned!
[Gisela and Giselita sigh]
Giselita: Great.
Gisela: When does Uncle Boog get back again?
Elliot's Shoulder Angel: You knew you were going to miss guys' trip for 2 whole weeks before you told him!
Elliot: Maybe I should go talk to him.
Elliot's Shoulder Devil: Ho-ho-hold it right there, big fella! So you forgot?! If he was a real friend, he'd understand!
[Elvis looks on, confused]
Elliot: You're absolutely right! Boog is a real friend! Your life is a mess without him!
[Elvis giggles quietly]
Elliot: [To his Shoulder Devil] By mess, he means awesome!
Elliot's Shoulder Angel: No! I mean mess!
Elliot's Shoulder Devil: Awesome!
Elliot's Shoulder Angel: Stop that!
Elliot: Enough!
[They disappear]
[Elliot and the fawns are trying to get honey from a beehive]
Gisela: Dad? We need Uncle B-- [Covers her mouth] I mean, we need someone taller to reach a branch that high.
Elliot: Not so. Who knows more about gettin' honey than a deer, huh?
Alistair: Ah! I see you sweating in nervous anticipation!
Boog: What are you talkin' about? I'm not sweatin'!
Alistair: Yes you are! I see a little drop of moisture on your upper brow! Right there! Hello, little sweat!
Boog: Yeah, sweat. Right.
[Alistair is having trouble lifting Doug's cart]
Alistair: A little help, please! No, you're supervising! That's good!
Doug: You want somethin' done, you gotta do it yourself.
[In the Puni Mart, while Mr. Weenie is trying to get the Maslova Family Circus poster, Fifi spots jar of jellybeans]
Fifi: Look! They're colors! Its perfect replacement! I need those!
[He knocks the jar over and it breaks]
Earl: Hey! Stop this!
Mr. Weenie: Aah! We have been discovered!
[Fifi quickly grabs two jellybeans with his mouth and runs off, and then the chase begins]
[Fifi and Roger are flying through the air in the Maslova Family Circus]
Roger: Pretty!
Fifi: Oh no!
[Fifi and Roger go through a ring of fire]
Boog: Ian. Guys' trip?
Ian: No can do, Booger. I got too many... [Glares at two does] responsibilities.
Boog: Ah, no problem.
[Elliot and Elvis are scratching themselves in poison ivy]
Elliot: Well played, Lil' E!
[He throws the stick away]
Elliot: [Scratching his belly] Okay, who's hungry?!
Giselita: Mom's gonna kill you!
[She does the cutthroat gesture]
Elvis: I was attacked by a ferret.
[He crosses his arms]
Giselita: No you weren't!
[She puts her hoof on her hip]
Gisella: Dad, stop telling Elvis to lie. Mom says you're not supposed to do that.
Doug: Wh-what are you doin'?! Don't you see this is our chance?! We get the bear to help us move the carts and outta here!
Alistair: But-- but the circus will miss us! They'll send a search party!
Doug: You're right. I'll go!
Alistair: What?! But you-- but you--
Doug: Trust me. I got it all figured out. [To Boog] Listen, Boog. You and me, we're gonna do all that stuff you talked about. Fishin', campin'...
Boog: Ooh! And rabbit fights?
Doug: Sure. Squirrels, rabbits, whatever you want. So here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna find a place so we can all be best friends together!
Boog: Really? You'd do that for me?
Doug: In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other. So here's the thing: We gotta swap places so the circus doesn't know I'm gone. But I'll come back tomorrow night, and you, me and Ursa, we'll go on a kinda--
Boog: [Eagerly] Bears' trip?
Doug: Yeah, sure. Bears' trip. Together.
Boog: All right! I'm in!
Doug: Great. Now hold still for just a second. [Messes Boog's fur to look just like him]
Boog: [Giggles]
Doug: Shhhh! Keep it down and stop movin'. [Soon, Boog's fur looks just like Doug's] Oh, yeah. It's gonna work.
Alistair: Now, what about me?
Doug: Hey, like you said, if they figure out you're missin', they'll send a search party. Don't worry. I'll find someone back tomorrow night to swap with you.
[Alistair looks disappointed]
Doug: [Upon seeing Dinkleman, who is in Boog's mouth] Eh, you better hide that doll so nobody gets suspicious.
[Boog takes Dinkleman out of his mouth]
Boog: [Disguised as Doug] What doll?
Doug: That one.
[Boog looks at Dinkleman]
Doug: In your hand.
Boog: You mean Dinkleman? He ain't no doll! He's my bro! My boy! [Fist bumps Dinkleman's head] My BFF! [Does another fist bump]
Doug: [Rolls his eyes] Right. [Turns to leave then turns back to Boog] Hey, and where's that awful only-bear place you were talkin' about? You know, just so I make sure I stay away from it.
Boog: Over the mountain, past the forest, and down by the stream.
Doug: Cool! Thanks! See ya tomorrow night!
[He leaves and starts running into the forest]
Cat #1: You! You must be the new recruits!
Stanley: Yeah. Yeah. That's what we are. Heh.
Cat #1: [Speaks in Russian]
Stanley: Ohh...
Cat #1: Come on. Let's go.
[Doug, Alistair, and the rest of the circus people are traveling back to Russia]
Doug: Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!
Alistair: [Playing his piano] Oh! You said it, amigo! I hope I get to see my girlfriend! [Purrs] Carmen, I'm coming for you!
[In Bob and Bobbie's RV, Roger regurgitates the circus poster he ate earlier in the Puni Mart]
Roger: Oh, Meat Snacks!
[Fifi drops his meat]
Fifi: Excuse me for a moment.
[Fifi runs off, and starts throwing up; Stanley grosses out; Fifi comes back a moment later]
Fifi: I hate cats!
Stanley: So do I.
Boog: [Sighs] I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were.
[Boog then notices Dinkleman]
Boog: Oh, wait! You're not gonna cancel on me too, are ya?
[He picks Dinkleman up]
Boog: Us bears gotta stick together. [Chuckles] You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry. We're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys trip ever! You'll see.
[In the Maslova Family Circus, Elliot whispers to Stanley during the mission to find Boog]
Elliot: [Whispering] Stanley! Do you see him?
Stanley: I'm not seeing him.
Alistair: I just want you to know that I am sorry. I really saw Doug with my best friend.
Boog: That's okay. I suck at pickin' best friends, too.
Alistair: Are we good? You and me?
Boog: Yeah. We're good.
Alistair: Excelenté! I promise I will never tell you I'm coming back when I'm not!
Boog: And I promise I'll make time for you, even when I got a bunch of important things goin' on.
Alistair: Amigos?
Boog: Yeah!
[Boog and Alistair do a fist bump]
Boog: Amigos!
Alistair: Ooh, this is nice! Talking like this! We will do this every night! A kind of... guy's chat! Si?
Boog: Guy's chat... I like that!
Alistair: Good!
Boog: [Disguised as Doug] So what are you, some kinda llama?
Alistair: I'm an Argentinian Camelid.
Boog: What's an Argentinian Camelid?
Alistair: It's a kind of llama.
Boog: [Disguised as Doug] Look, Alistair, buddy...
Alistair: Now wait in here until Doug is back at sunset. And everything is gonna be fine!
[He nods his head]
Boog: All right, Alistair. If you say so.
[He leaves; Alistair then droops his ears and is sad]
[There is a giant, homemade chocolate cake with sticks serving as the icing]
Ursa: What is it?
Rosie: It's just a little somethin'-somethin' we set up for you!
Ursa: [Touched] Oh, this is so sweet! Thank you for making me feel welcome!
[Ian, who is the ladies' coach, pops out of the cake and starts dancing]
Ian: All right, ladies, look alive!
[The girls start cheering]
Gisela, Giselita: [Annoyed] Oh, brother.
[They facepalm themselves with both hands]
[Doug is finally in the forest and sees all the woodland creatures there]
Doug: This must be the place! Bearvana! [He gets some mud and puts his fur back with it to try and look like Boog] Finally! I'm the only bear! And all the animals are gonna worship me! Just like they did Boog!
McSquizzy: [Upon seeing Doug, who is disguised as Boog] Boog's back, everybody!
All: Boog! [They walk over to the disguised Boog, welcoming him back]
Doug: Yeah, I know. It's good to finally be here.
McSquizzy: You look terrible. And your voice sounds worse.
Rosie: Yeah! [Whispering to Rosie] Complete caca, girl.
Doug: What are you talkin' about? My voice is as smooth as silk.
McSquizzy: Must've been rough out there!
Doug: [Undercover as Boog] Rough? [Realizes] Yeah. It was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
Ian: Goodies, schmoodies!
Elvis: Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!
[At the Maslova Family Circus, a dog and a cat see Boog with a red bowtie and hat and think he's Doug]
Dog #1: There is something different about Doug.
Cat #1: Looks like someone got hair brushed for a birthday!
[Mr. Weenie and the other domestics see Doug at the circus on TV and mistake him for Boog]
Mr. Weenie: We have to do something!
Roger: Let's go save him! Oh, I wanna go save him! Oh please, please, please, please!
Mr. Weenie: [Gasps] We must hurry!
Doug: I'm tellin' ya, Alistair. Someday, I'm gonna teach that diva a piece of my mind.
Allistair: I'm sure you will.
Doug: It wasn't like back at...
Alistair: I know! The zoo!
Doug: No, for the last time! [Alistair moves mouth to the words Doug says] It's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know. Anyway, when I was in the wild animal part, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!
Alistair: Oh! Si!
Doug: Just as soon as we get outta here, I'm gonna find a place just like that! And I won't forget your help. I'll be king, and you'll beeee... well, we'll find somethin' for you to be.
Alistair: [Confused] Huh?!
Doug: Okay, here's the plan. You lift the car, and we both squeeze through it. Go on. Give it a try.
Alistair: You want me to pull something?!
Doug: Have I ever done you wrong before?
Alistair: Hmm...
[The scene cuts to a flashback where Doug keeps trying to do stuff, but injures Alistair in the process; cuts back to the present day; Alistair shakes his head]
Alistair: You promise to take me with you?
Doug: Of course I will. You're the yin to my --
Alistair: Yang.
Doug: What? No. What kind of word is "yang"? I was thinking like, "You're the yin to helping me get yout."
[After the guys' trip, Boog, Elliot, and the other males are on a hill watching the sun set]
Boog: It doesn't get any better than this. Just me and my best friends in the world, havin' a good time.
Elliot: You got it, Boogster. BFFs 'til the end.
[They do a fist bump]
Giselle: Have fun, Elliot. And don't forget to keep an eye on Elvis.
Elliot: Let's get a move on! Guys' trip waits for no deer.
Elvis: Or buck! [Salutes]
Elliot: That's right, son! [In the background, Gisela puts her hoof on her hip] You're old enough to take part in the sacred tradition that is... guys' trip!
Ringmaster: Please welcome... the Juggling Pugs!
[The camera zooms over to two pugs juggling balls, along with Fifi]
Elliot: [Whispering] Fifi! Do *you* see him?
Fifi: [Not paying attention] Heh heh. Do I see what?
Doug: [Undercover as Boog] I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!
Reilly: Well, technically, the lion is the king of the jungle.
Buddy: And this is the forest.
Ian: The jungle tends to be denser and hotter.
[McSquizzy slaps Ian]
McSquizzy: Deer!
Ian: What? I travel.
Doug: Fine. Then I'm king of the forest! Either way, things are gonna change around here! [To Buddy] You, go get me some nice ripe berries! [To the skunks] And, you two, find me a good waterfall where I can have a nice soak! And, you, Doily --
Reilly: Reilly.
Doug: Whatever! You and your guys go build me a nice comfortable bed up on that hill.
Buddy: Don't you mean your cave?
Doug: Oh... [Realizes] yeah. My cave.
[The animals look at each other in confusion]
Doug: MOVE!
McSquizzy: [Whispering in Ian's ear] Better do what he says! He's gone blarney crackers!
Serge: He's really lost it.
Deni: Oui.
Buddy: He could be stressed.
Ian: It could be Mad Bear Disease.
Rosie: Or Stupid Deer Disease!
Ian: Seriously? Is that spreadin' around?
Buddy: Maybe we took him for granted a little too far.
[When Bob and Bobbie leave]
Roberto: Well, we might as well dig in since all hope is lost.
McSquizzy: [During the quest to search for Boog] We can't miss a 1200-pound fat bear!
Ursa: [To Boog] If just once I could perform the dance. The way it was meant to be. I would never meet a performer again.
Roberto: Aha! The circus! This way!
[Roberto slides off the trailer and screams; a loud thud is heard]
Roberto: I'm okay. I'm okay.
[Mr. Weenie meets Fifi -- who got neutered and no longer hates wild animals -- in Bob and Bobbie's RV]
Mr. Weenie: [Scared] Fuzzy!
Roberto: Yeah.
Mr. Weenie: Nein!
Roberto: Yeah.
Mr. Weenie: Nein!
Roberto: Yeah! You know, some animals are a lot kinder once they've been...
Fifi: Fixed! Oh. Hi. Mr. Weenie. Come and sit with me. We can watch the television together.
Mr. Weenie: [Looking scared] He's not still mad at me, is he?
Roberto: I think his angry days are behind them, if you know what I mean.
Boog: Whoa. Hold up, Elliot. I appreciate y'all tryin' to rescue me, but I need to talk to Ursa.
Elliot: Ursa?! Who's Ursa?
Ursa: I am.
[She and Boog hold paws]
All: [Touched] Ohh!
[A bee buzzes around and lands on Elvis' nose; Elvis is about to sneeze]
Gisela: Uh, Dad?
Elliot: Quiet, Gisela! The slightest sound could wake the bees!
[Elvis sneezes and blows himself away; Elliot hits the beehive, falls, and the beehive lands on his head]
Gisela, Giselita, Elvis: BEES!!!!
[During the mission to save Boog in the Maslova Family Circus, Nate is riding a tricycle and Mr. Weenie is sitting behind him]
Mr. Weenie: Ach! I can't see him from back here! Any sign of Boog?
[Nate barks and sees Boog juggling on a unicycle with Ursa on a tightrope]
Boog: Ursa!
Ursa: You're doing great, Boog!
[After Boog climbs a cliff with Dinkleman in his mouth and spits him out]
Boog: [Referring to the guys' trip] This is gonna be fun!
Gisela: Uh, Dad? I thought you were going to apologize.
Elliot: Ha! Apologize?! If anyone should apologize, it's him. [Points to Doug, who is disguised as Boog] To me. For... for... [Points to himself and has rash all over himself from also scratching himself in poison ivy] This! [Picks up Elvis' arm and Elvis also has rash on himself] And this! And this!
[Elliot coughs and bees fly out of his mouth; pause]
Elliot: Well?!
Doug: Uhh...
Elliot: Oh! The silent treatment! Well, two can play at that game! Only I'm not playin'! Oh, sure, I was tied to the hood of a car...
Giselita: [As Elliot is starting to rant; to Doug, who is undercover as Boog] Sorry, Uncle Boog. Dad hasn't been the same since you've been gone.
Elliot: ... Now look at me. A pathetic shell. And all because of YOU!
Doug: Uhh...
Elliot: It's too late now, Boog. This deer has sailed. [Walks off]
Gisela: Sorry, Uncle Boog. I hope you guys can work things out. [She and Giselita walk off]
Giselita: We're all glad you're back, Uncle Boog.
Doug: [Referring to Elliot] That is one seriously messed up deer!
[After Bob and Bobbie leave to go look for Bigfoot]
Roberto: Wow. Is she always like this?
Mr. Weenie: Yeah, but it's not so bad. Mein friends! It's so good to see you all!
Stanley: And you, too.
Roberto: Ya look great!
Roger: Weenie! It's been ages! [Sniffs his foot; makes a disgusted groan] Stinky foot!
[Roger puts his foot to Stanley's face]
Stanley: [In disgust] Whoo! Whoo! Why?!
Mr. Weenie: [Notices a sheepdog] Who's our new friend?
Roberto: I'd like you to meet Nate. Nate, meet Mr. Weenie.
[Nate pants and barks]
Roberto: He's the strong, silent type.
[During Elliot and his kids' rabbit fight, Elvis is seen sitting on a branch holding a rabbit]
Elvis: [Sing-song voice] They'll never find me he-ere!
[After the males tell Boog that they won't be able to go on the upcoming guys' trip tomorrow]
Boog: Then that's okay. At least I've got Elliot. He won't let me down. It'll be like old times! Me and E, the original partners!
Boog: [After seeing a "Hooty-os" cereal box in the Puni Mart] Hooty-os? Hoot, hoot!
Boog: See, I was with Ursa and, well, you know how it is when you're all caught up and--
[Alistair turns his back to Boog]
Alistair: Hmph.
Boog: Look, Alistair. [As he turns to talk to Alistair, he keeps turning his head away from Boog] Sometimes it's hard to find time for everything a-- and everyone that's important to you.
[Alistair blows a raspberry at Boog]
Boog: Alistair.
Alistair: Mm-hmm?
[Boog sighs]
Boog: Alistair?
Alistair: Hmm?
Boog: You're right. I've been a bad friend. You might not believe this, but... I know exactly how you feel right now. And I'm sorry.
Alistair: It's okay! I forgive you!
Boog: Seriously?
Alistair: That's what friends do. Right?
Boog: Yeah! Amigos!
[After the Puni Mart's window gets smashed by Bob and Bobbie's RV's tire]
Gas Station Attendant: I'm calling it a day.
[In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie and his domestic friends are all looking at the Maslova Family Circus poster]
Fifi: I've seen those lights before.
[He runs over to the window]
Mr. Weenie: Wait. You mean ze circus is just behind zose trees?
Fifi: Yes, my new old friend! Boog is closer than we ever imagined!
[Boog is dressed in a red hat and bowtie and walks out of Doug's wagon]
Alistair: No need to worry! You gonna knock her out with the real you! She'll be like, "Doug?! Who is Doug?! I'm all about Boog, baby!"
Roberto: The circus is coming!
Fifi: How can the circus be coming?! THE CIRCUS IS A TENT!! WITH POSTS!! STUCK IN THE GROUND!!! This is a highway!
Roger: Group hug! [knocks the other pets off the highway]
[That night, Bob and Bobbie are driving on the road]
Bobbie: Maybe we'll get some answers, Bob. Like if Mr. Weenie was probed or not.
Mr. Weenie: [Terrified; wide-eyed] Nein!
[The pets are in the back of a balloon truck that stopped at a gas station near the Puni Mart]
Stanley: How could you have been so wrong?!
Roberto: I don't know. Maybe it's allergies.
[After the rabbit fight between Elliot and his children]
Gisela: So, what do you wanna play next?
Elliot: Well, let's play a game of... Shrub. Jump. Diving, where we jump into the nearest shrub and, uh...
[Runs with Elvis]
Elliot: Come on, Elvis. I'll show you.
[Elliot and Elvis jump into bushes]
Gisela, Giselita: Dad! No!
Gisela: That's poison ivy!
Doug: [After he fails to guess Elliot's name] Oh, whatever. It doesn't matter what his name is. All that matters is that I'm a grizzly. And I'm king of the jungle.
Giselle: First of all, this is a forest.
Buddy: I tried to tell him.
Giselle: And second of all, what have you done with Boog?
All: Yeah!
[They all start demanding where Boog is]
Doug: [Angered] What difference does it make?! You'll ALL do what I said! I'M your Boog now!
Elliot: [Stops hugging Giselle] Boog, now that we're friends again, what do you say we go on guys' trip? Just the two of us.
All: HE'S NOT BOOG!
[Someone tosses an acorn at Elliot]
Elliot: Ow!
[The acorn bounces off Elliot's antler and onto Doug, revealing his spikes and his identity all together]
Doug: Oops.
Elliot: [Gasps] You're not Boog! That's not Boog! Oh! Thank goodness! I thought you were mad at me! But now I know that you weren't 'cause you're not even you! [Laughs] What a relief!
Giselle: Elliot.
Elliot: Yes dear?
Giselle: Elliot!
Elliot: Oh right. [To Doug] What have you done with Boog?!
Doug: He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight when they take him back to Russia.
Elliot: [Gasps] Russia?! [To the others] Who's Russia?
Doug: It's not a who, it's a where. And believe me, you could walk for the rest of yo life and never get there!
McSquizzy: You won't get away with this you hockeytune!
Doug: No? Who's gonna stop me?
[Soon, Doug's paws are tied up and the animals start beating him, while Ian sits on his head]
Doug: Okay, I'm ready to talk!
Elliot: I'm listening.
Doug: He's at the circus! Just follow the searchlights and you'll find him!
Elliot: Ha! That's a good one! What searchlights?
[Right on cue, the searchlights beam over the forest and Elliot sees them]
Elliot: Ohh! Now let's go save Boog! 'Cause I owe him a big apology!
[Pause]
Elliot: And because we miss him and want him to come home before they ship him off to Russia!
All: Yeah!
[They all leave, but Gisela and Giselita stop in their tracks and they turn to Doug]
Giselita: Impostor.
[They then run off with the others]
Doug: Sorry.
Doug: That Boog sure is one lucky guy. I wish I had a friend like that.
[Doug gets loose from the ropes that the wilds tied his paws with and they land in mud; then a grapefruit falls from a tree and lands on the ground, making it splash in Doug's face]
Doug: [Comes to a realization] Wait. I do have a friend like that.
[Giselita is trying to find Boog in the Maslova Family Circus and is disguised as a human kid; she sighs in frustration]
Giselita: Where are you, Uncle Boog?
Alistair: [Crying] The only... lonely bear!
Elliot: So, is it breakfast time again? Lunch? Dinner? Play time?
[ Holds up to Elvis]'
Elliot: Is it a doe problem?
Giselita: What's a doe problem?
Elliot:Nothing. What's up?
Gisela': Mom always says that, if a friend is upset with you, you should try things to work out.
[Elliot's face frowned]
Elliot: You're upset with me?
Elliot: Oh, you're right! I've been a complete failure! [Gets down on his knees] How can you ever forgive me?!
[He falls down and begins crying]
Giselita: Uh... we were talking about you and Uncle Boog?
Gisela: You should go talk to him.
[Elliot starts sucking on his thumb and is still crying]
Giselita: [Rests her hoof on her hip] Or maybe we should go and get Uncle Boog and bring him here.
[She and Gisela start to leave, but stop]
Giselita: And you're not a complete failure. You're our dad. We love you no matter what.
[They then turn around and leave]
Elvis: Father?
[He pats his dad on the head]
Elvis: It's okay.
Elliot: [Mimicking Boog] "That's okay, E! Don't sweat it! You've got family obligations! And sometimes, you've got it cancelled!"
Boog: Sometimes?! Don't ya mean "always"?!
McSquizzy: Must have been rough out there.
Gas Station Attendant: [Cleaning the Puni Mart window] There ya go, baby. Just like new.
Boog: [Upon seeing Doug] WHOA! Another grizzly in the flesh! You don't know how long I've waited for this day! [sees Allistair]
[Elliot is disguised as one of the circus dancers in the Maslova Family Circus]
Elliot: Don't mind me. Just another circus dancer.
Ringmaster: [As he and the other circus performers go to bed] Rehearsal's over!
[The pets are falling down and screaming; Fifi's metal balls are also falling]
Fifi: No! No!
[He manages to grab them]
Fifi: Thank you.
[Ursa is dancing and sees Boog and shrieks from getting startled]
Ursa: What are you looking at?!
Boog: Nothin'. I was-- well, you were... that was beautiful.
Ursa: You are making fun.
Boog: No. No, really. Uh... listen, Ursa. I know you've got no reason to believe me. But I gotta tell you the truth. I'm not Doug. I'm Boog. [Smiles]
Ursa: You are right! I have no reason to believe you!
Boog: Look. I never should've come here. I know that now. This was all a big mistake.
Ursa: [Looks at Boog's fur] Why is fur dark?
Boog: Like I told you, I'm not Doug. I'm Boog! I was just, you know, lookin' for a place where I belong. So if you'll just give me a hand movin' one of the carts, I'll be outta your hair.
Ursa: Oh! Now I see through! You want me to help you escape and ruin circus!
Boog: No!
Ursa: You are pathetic, Doug!
Boog: No, Ursa! Seriously!
[Ursa leaves and goes back into her cart]
Boog: I just--
[Ursa slams the door shut; Boog then droops down and has a sad look on his face; a performer in the background is eavesdropping]
[In the dumpster to take cover from the severe thunderstorm]
Boog: Who am I kidding? This whole thing was a bad idea. It's not a guy's trip with only one guy. [eats a Woohoo bar] I mean, it's not like I changed. He's the one that changed! He's the ones that flakes all the time!
Boog's Shoulder Angel: But he's got a family. You should be more understanding.
Boog: Yeah.
Boog's Shoulder Devil: Understanding my butt! You're better without that independable, broken-horn plan-canceller!
Boog's Shoulder Angel: But you guys are partners.
Boog's Shoulder Devil: Partners?! [laughs] We're bears, baby! That deer's got nothin' on us!
Boog: Yeah! You know, you're right! And do you know what would sound good right now? Another Woohoo bar. And I know just the place.
Elliot: [Grabs a rabbit and gives some more rabbits to his children] Come on! Who's up for a RABBIT FIGHT?!
Gisela: Can't we wait for Uncle Boog to get back? He was supposed to be home last night.
Giselita: Yeah. Do you think he's still mad at you for ditching him on guys' trip?
Elliot: He can stay on guys' trip forever as far as I'm concerned. [Laughs] What does he think?! That he just, you know, leave the kids alone [Gisela raises an eyebrow, while Giselita angrily rolls her eyes] while Giselle visits the mother-in-law of doom?!
[Repeated line]
Roger: Meat Snacks!
[At the Maslova Family Circus, it is nighttime and Boog and Alistair are sticking their heads out of their carts]
Alistair: He's not coming back.
Boog: Give him a chance. It's still early. And besides, he's a grizzly. We're family.
Alistair: It's all a lie! There is no Bearvana!
Boog: Oh, come on, Alistair. He'll be back.
Alistair: Grizzlies hate each other! It's in their genes!
Boog: What are you talkin' about? Grizzlies don't hate each other.
Alistair: The mens do! They are muy macho! Doug lied so you can help him escape! And I... I was a partner in crime! IN CRRIIIIIIIIIMME!!! [cries] OH, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?
Boog: Doug's not coming back. And Ursa won't talk to me? What am I doin' here?
[In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie sees Doug and TV and mistakes him for Boog]
Mr. Weenie: Hey, zat's Boog!
Roberto: I don't remember Boog's fur bein' so light and spiky like that.
Mr. Weenie: Listen! I know Boog and zat guy's Boog!
Stanley: Whoa. That is Boog. He sure looks terrible.
Fifi: Of course he looks terrible! They're trying to KILL HIM!!!
Fifi: I hate dogs!
[In the forest, the rabbit kisses Dinkleman]
Boog: [Shocked] Dinkleman! I didn't know you were a girl!
[The pets are trying to get out of the RV, when Nate picks them up and throws them out]
Fifi: Aah! My stitches! Aaaahh!
[In the Puni Mart, Mr. Weenie and the domestics are trying to get the Maslova Family Circus poster, when Roger sees a jar of Meat Snacks]
Roger: Ooh! Meat Snacks!
Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis: BEES!
Gisela: At least getting stung will get his mind off the itching.
Giselita: Yeah.
Ian: So, come here often?
Giselle: Don't even think about it.

Voice cast edit

Taglines edit

  • Boog And Elliot Are Back And The Fur Is Going To Fly!
  • The Circus Goes "Wild" In Boog And Elliot's Newest Comedy Adventure!
  • Those Funny, Furry, Forest Friends Are Back With Another Great Adventure.

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