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Mona the Vampire

animated television series

Mona the Vampire is an American children's animated television series created by Sonia Holleyman.

Episodes

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Attack of the Living Scarecrow/The Robot Babysitter [1.01]

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Mona: Good going, Fang.
Mona: Okay, Fang, no more miss nice vampire. It's time to go with plan Z! It's really simple, Fang. Since Angela is controlling the Robot Babysitter by remote control, all I have to do is override her signal with my own remote control unit. This TV remote will do the job. Now, with a little bit of retuning, I'll control Belinda's robotic brainwaves. That way, she'll be my robot instead of Angela's.
[alarmed meow]
Mona: She's coming!

The Vampire Hunter/The Sounds of Sirens [1.08]

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Miss Gotto: [to Mona] You are not a vampire, okay? You are Athena, Goddess of Wisdom.
Angela: She's a goddess?
Miss Gotto: Angela, be quiet and look pretty.
Angela: But I always look pretty.

Flea Circus of Horrors/Shadow of a Doubt [1.18]

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Mona: I do not!
Miss Gotto: Oh my goodness, those bites! Mona, you have to go see the nurse!
Mona: Oh, could this get anymore humiliating?
Mr. Parker: [reading] Please take care of whatever is biting your daughter! A note from the nurse? That does it. I'm getting out those flea bombs.
Mona: But what about those weird chemicals that Mom warned us about? They could cause mutations or--
Mr. Parker: Mom won't be back till late tonight. By then, those fleas will be history!
[Fang meows]
Mr. Parker: Come on, everybody in the car!
[button clicks, gas hisses]
[engine whirs]
[tires screech]
Mr. Parker: Glad you could take Fang, Mr. Curry. You're the only groomer we know who bathes cats.
Mr. Curry: Really? I wonder why.
Mr. Parker: Well, I bet that took care of those fleas.
Mona: Maybe. But there's no telling what mutations those chemicals unleashed.
[Fang yowls]
Sofa: Years of sitting on us! Leaning of us!
Table: Now we'll put our feet up on you!
Mona and Mr. Parker: Help! No!
[Fang hisses]
Mona: [sniffs] Well, the fumes are all gone... Maybe it'll be okay. But Mona the Vampire'll keep any eye on things tonight.
[Fang meows]

The Baby Charmer/Monster Trash [2.37]

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Simba: [offscreen] Oh, no, no, not the trash! How many have Pride Rock when Nala in the graveyard, Mona. Poor Mona!
Nala: [offscreen] For crying out loud!
Man #1: Seize him! You're under arrest, back-stabbing murderer with Mona.
Man #2: Murderer it.
Mona: It's too short.
Simba: [offscreen] What happened?
Phoebus: [offscreen] This one have trash can, Simba.
Mona: It can't be.

Cast

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