Little Shop of Horrors (film)

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Little Shop of Horrors is a 1999 rock musical horror comedy film based on the 1982 comedy horror rock musical of the same name, which was in turn based on the low-budget 1960 black comedy film The Little Shop of Horrors in July 27, 1999.

Stanley Jones/NarratorEdit

  • In the early years of the twentieth century, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence.  And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the most seemingly innocent, and unlikely, of places...


  • Wait for me, Audrey.  This is between me and the vegetable!
  • [singing about Mr. Mushnik]  And he calls me a slob, which I am …


  • [singing about her dream house]  With a washer and a dryer, and an ironing machine…somewhere that's green.

Audrey IIEdit

  • [repeated line]  Feed me!
  • [asking Seymour what he wants]  Money?  Girls.  One particular girl!  How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey?  Think it over!  There must be someone you can 86 real quiet-like, and get me some LUNCH!!!
  • DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?!  If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?!


Seymour:  The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.
Mr. Mushnik:  Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I.

Seymour:  You see, sir, if you were to put a plant like this in the window, then maybe…
Mr. Mushnik:  Maybe what?  Maybe what!  Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?  Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window, people don't suddenly…
Customer:  Excuse me.  I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant.  What is it?
Audrey:  It's an Audrey…II!

Audrey:  Seymour's first radio broadcast!  I wanted to hear it so bad.  I tried to be on time, but…
Mr. Mushnik:  Don't tell me.  You got tied up.
Audrey:  No.  Just handcuffed a little.

Audrey II:  Feed me.
Seymour:  Under no circumstances.
Audrey II:  Feed me.
Seymour:  I will not, so stop asking.
Audrey II:  Feed me!
Seymour:  No!  No more!  I can't take living with the guilt.
Audrey II:  Tough titty.
Seymour:  Watch your language.
Audrey II:  Ah, cut the crap!  Bring on the meat!
Seymour:  I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round.  How about that?
Audrey II:  Don't do me no favors!
Seymour:  Well?
Audrey II:  Hmm…?
Seymour:  It's my last offer.  Yes or no?
Audrey II:  You sure do drive a hard bargain.
Seymour:  Done!  Fine.  Great.  Don't think you're getting dessert!

Seymour:  Every household in America.  Thousands of you, eating.  That's what you had planned all along, isn't it?!
Audrey II:  [smugly]  Noooooooooo shit, Sherlock!
Seymour:  We're not talking about one hungry plant here.  We're talking about world conquest!
Audrey II:  And I wanna thank you!
Seymour:  You won't get away with this! Your kind never does!  [Audrey II laughs maniacally]  I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!

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