state of the United States of America

Kansas, officially the State of Kansas, is a U.S. state in the Midwestern United States. Its capital is Topeka and its largest city is Wichita.

I'm as corny as Kansas in August; I'm as normal as blueberry pie. ~ Oscar Hammerstein II


  • Kansas suffers from two great robbers, the Sante Fe railroad and the loan sharks. The common people are robbed to enrich their masters.
  • When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No, the book they turned into a bestseller is titled "What's the Matter With Kansas?" Notice a pattern here?

External linksEdit

  •   Encyclopedic article on Kansas on Wikipedia