Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
2002 film by Mike Nawrocki, Phil Vischer
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie is an 2002 American Christian CGI-animated musical comedy adventure film produced by Big Idea Productions and released by Artisan Enteraiment through it's F*H*E Pictures label. Written and directed by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki in their feature directorial debuts, it is first of the the two theatrical feature films in the VeggieTales series, a forest wood was before are the characters are in the night with starring is: Bob the Tomato as Phil Vischer Mike Asparagus as Dan Anderson, Laura Carrot as Kristen Blegen, Annie Onion as Shelby Vischer and Junior Asparagus as Lisa Vischer.
Dialogue
edit- Mike: Laura!
- Bob: Ow!
- Laura: ( gasps ) My ticket!
- Mike: Aah! Quick! Get it!
- Bob: The map!
- Mike: Sorry!
- Bob: Map!
( screams in horror )
- Laura: (O.S.) My ticket!
- Bob: Do you mind?
- Mike: I'm stuck.
( gasps in horror )
- Bob: Porcupine!
- Mike: Tree! Cabin! Underwear!
- Bob: ( laughing nervously ) Well, I'm glad that's over. ( clothesline snapping )
Did you say something? Oh… - Mike: ...dear.
( all screaming )
- Bob: Am I in heaven?
- Mike: ( sniffing ) It smells like Wisconsin.
- Bob: Well, nobody got hurt. Ow!
- Mike: Wow! What a shot.
- Bob: ( Bob groans ) Hey!
- Junior: Hey, what's that?
- All: Ooh.
- Annie: (O.S.) What's "seafoo"?
- Percy Pea: Maybe, it’s like tofu.
- Mike: Only saltier.
- All: (O.S.) Ahh.
( indistinct chattering )
- [Jonah, still dreaming, is tossing in his bunk. Pa Grape calls at him off-screen]
- Pa Grape: Jonah! Jonah! Jonah!
- Jonah: No! I... I can't hear you!
- Pa Grape: Come on, wake up! We've got trouble!
- Jonah: What? What's happening?
- Pa Grape: We're in a storm! Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!
- Khalil: We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!
- Pa Grape: Huh? Hey! What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
- Khalil: Well, yes. But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves! [Pa Grape turns to Jonah, who rolls his eyes] Crime-fighting runs very deep in my family.
- Pa Grape: Why, if it wasn't for this storm, I'd make you walk the plank. And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?!
- Jonah: What's going on?
- Pa Grape: I'll tell you what's going on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!
- Jonah: Well, what can we do?
- Pa Grape: Oh! Get up and pray to your God! Maybe He'll have mercy on us and spare our lives! [falls over] Oy! Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here! Wait a minute. That's it! All right you two, follow me!
- Jonah: All right, I admit it, it's my fault, all my fault! I'm the one to blame!
- Pa Grape: But, I...the worm...
- Jonah: I'm a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of Heaven, who made the sea and the land, and I'm running away from Him! He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people...
- Mr. Lunt: Ooh, fish-slappers.
- Jonah: Yes, so I ran. I ran and I ended up here, and now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me! I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!
- Larry: Aw, you don't have to do that. We got a plank! You can just walk off!
- Jonah: ...yes, thank you, you're too kind.
- Bob: [confused] Wait a minute. It's over?!
- Pa Grape: Yup.
- Bob: That's how it ends?
- Pa Grape: Yup.
- Junior: But what did Jonah learn?
- Mr. Lunt: The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?
Voice Cast
edit- Phil Vischer - Bob the Tomato, Mr. Lunt, Archibald Asparagus
- Dan Anderson - Mike Asparagus
- Lisa Vischer - Junior Asparagus
- Kristen Blegen - Laura Carrot
- Mike Nawrocki - Larry the Cucumber
- Tim Hodge - Khalil
External links
edit- Encyclopedic article on Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie on Wikipedia