James and the Giant Peach (film)

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Whenever I had a problem, my parents told me to look at it another way.
James Henry Trotter

James and the Giant Peach is a 1996 musical fantasy film, part live-action and part stop-motion animation. It tells the story of James Henry Trotter, a boy who ends up in the abusive care of his two repulsive aunts after his parents are eaten by a monstrous rhinoceros from out of the clouds. But when a mysterious man gives him magical green "crocodile tongues" which end up producing a gigantic peach from the old peach tree, James soon finds himself on an amazing adventure, along with a company of kind-hearted enormous bugs.

Directed by Henry Selick. Produced by Tim Burton and Denise Di Novi. Music and songs by Randy Newman. Based on the novel by Roald Dahl.
Marvelous things will happen!


James Henry TrotterEdit

  • [As he sees Mrs. Spider crawling from his cold bedroom window] Hello there. Where did you come from? [Holds out his hand for Mrs Spider to land on] You know, you probably shouldn't build your web up here in the window. Spiker and Sponge might see you and they hate spiders. [Places Miss Spider on his chair] I'll be your friend, though.
  • When I had a problem, my mom and dad would tell me to look at it another way.
  • It's the Rhino!

Mr. CentipedeEdit

  • Listen to me, kid. I know a place that'll refresh your memory.
  • [after the robotic shark is defeated] Teach ya to mess with me, ya overgrown sardine! I'm from Brooklyn!
  • [screams as he sees that Captain Jack is holding his suspenders] I should've worn a belt!
  • [As he, Miss Spider, and James escape Captain Jack, his pet Parrot Skeleton, and his crew of Pirate Skeletons (Viking, Eskimo, Duckman, and Pegleg)] Hey, I got a new one for you. Why can't skeletons play music in church? Because they have no ORGANS!
  • [As he tries to steer the peach] [Yawns] Oh, boy, what I wouldn't do for a cup of coffee. [Grunts and groans] Cup of joe.
  • Kid, you're stuck with us for life.
  • No, it couldn't be!

Old Green GrasshopperEdit

  • [repeated line] Fascinating, isn't it?
  • What's your latitude? What's your longitude?
  • Mr. Centipede, would you please do us the honor of navigating us out of this icebox?


Narrator: This is James Henry Trotter. He lived with his mother and father in a cozy little house by the sea.
James' father: [playfully grabs and picks up his son] Hey, I've got ya! [he and James laugh]
James' mother: [holding a birthday cake] Happy birthday, darling. Now quickly, blow out the candle before the wind does.
James' father: Make a wish first. [James blows out his candles]
Narrator: It was a wonderful life. [James and his parents are looking at the clouds] They had each other and they had their dreams.
James: Look! [points to a cloud] That cloud looks like a camel. [points to another cloud] And that one over there looks like a train engine.
James' father: Can you see the tallest building in the world? [James looks but sees nothing]
James: I can't find it.
James' mother: Try looking at it another way. [James turns his head and sees the cloud shaped like the Empire State Building]
James: I see it!
James' father: [holds out a travel book about New York City] That's where we're going. On the great ship that will take us across the ocean. And we'll go right to the top of that building. The three of us on top of the world.
James: Are there any kids there like me?
James' father: [opens the travel book] Hundreds of them. It's a wonderful place, James. It's a city where dreams come true.
Narrator: [the scene changes to James looking at the clouds as a storm rolls in] Then, one day, a terrible thing happened. [thunder roars and wind blows] An angry rhinoceros appeared out of nowhere and gobbled up his poor mother and father. [James sees the ghostly rhino appearing in the clouds] Their troubles -- if they had any at all -- were over in 35 seconds flat. [the rhino roars and the scene changes with James waking up in a dark bedroom] But James' troubles were just beginning [James hides his travel book under his pillow] for now he lives here with Aunt Sponge... [James' wicked aunts bursts through the door]
Aunt Sponge: Get up, you lazy, little bug!
Narrator: And Aunt Spiker.
Aunt Spiker: You've already wasted four minutes of daylight.
Aunt Sponge: Look at him!
Aunt Spiker: Lolly-gagging in dreamland when there's so much work to do.
Aunt Sponge: Weeds to pull, wood to chop.
Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker: Work, work, work, work, work!!

James: I finished all of the chores.
Aunt Sponge: What a coincidence! We finished all the dinner.
Aunt Spiker: Oh, Sponge, you're such a tease. [to James] There's something special waiting for you, in the oven.
[James looks in the oven - and is disgusted to find two severed fish-heads]
Aunt Sponge: Oh, do let me guess: They're not good enough for him.
Aunt Spiker: What do you think this is? Buckingham Palace? [James sighs in disgust and sees a potato chip bag in the trash can]
Aunt Sponge: Get out of our sight! [James closes the oven and takes the bag] Go on! Go on!

James: The old man, the one who gave me the green things - he said marvelous things will happen.
Glowworm: Did he say, "Marvelous pigs in satin"?
Old Green Grasshopper: No, dear lady. [through a megaphone] "Marvelous things will happen!" [to James] Poor Glowworm. She's a little deaf.
Earthworm: I, however, have exquisite hearing.
Centipede: Yeah? Well listen to this: [does a fanfare with his armpits, then shouts through the megaphone] LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

Ladybug: [about Spiker and Sponge] Oh, please don't let them spray us!
Earthworm: Spray us? They'll see the Yank [the Centipede] up there and come after us with a shovel! It happened to my brother.
James: How awful.
Earthworm: Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers.

[In the darkness]
Earthworm: [Centipede pinches him] Ow! Something pinched me!
Centipede: Sorry. Thought you were the Spider.
Old Green Grasshopper: [Miss Spider hits him] Ouch! What was that?!
Miss Spider: Excuse, I thought you were the Centipede.

James: We're going to New York City!
Centipede: New York?! They love me there!
James: Wonderful! They've got a whole park full of leaves for you, Mrs. Ladybug.
Centipede: Central Park!
James: [to Miss Spider] And loads of dark hiding places.
Centipede: Nightclubs!
James: [to the Old Green Grasshopper] And museums and concerts.
Centipede: Not to mention Yankee Stadium!
Earthworm: What about me?
James: Why, they've got miles and miles of underground tunnels!
Centipede: The subway!
James: My father said it's the place where dreams come true!

Centipede: I've sailed all the five seas! From the sun-drenched reefs of Bora Bora to the icy shores of Tripoli! Commodore Centipede, they used to call me!
Old Green Grasshopper: Seven.
Centipede: Huh?
Old Green Grasshopper: There are seven seas. And Tripoli is in the subtropics, "Commodore".
Centipede: Trim the sails!
Ladybug: There are no sails.
Centipede: Start the engines!
Earthworm: There are no engines.
Centipede: I can't work with this miserable crew!

[James bumps into Earthworm]
Earthworm: Whoever you are, keep away from me! KEEP AWAY!
James: Earthworm, it's me!
Earthworm: Oh, James. Oh, thank goodness.
James: You mustn't frighten yourself like this all the time.
Earthworm: Why not?
James: You'll make yourself sick. When I had a problem, my mom and dad would tell me to look at it another way.
Earthworm: How? First I was bird-bait, then I was shark-bait!
James: I suppose. Or you could say you gave us wings to fly, and defeated a giant shark single-handedly!
Earthworm: No-handedly!
James: Exactly! You're a hero!
Earthworm: I am! I'm... Wonder-Worm!
James: You are!

[As Miss Spider makes a web for James to sleep in]
James: You keep to yourself, don't you?
Miss Spider: I prefer to be alone.
James: I was alone for a long time once. I think it's much nicer to have friends, don't you?
Miss Spider: I would not know.
James: They would be your friends too - the others, I mean - if you'd just let them.
Miss Spider: No, it is in their nature to have fear of me. This I cannot change.
James: You're very kind to me.
Miss Spider: Maybe this is because you are kind to me first.
James: [realizing] You were the spider in my window!
Miss Spider: [nods] Mm-hmm.
James: You were my first friend. I mean, since I went to live with my aunts. They hated me!
Miss Spider: Shh. Do not think of them now.
James: But what if they find us? What if we don't make it to New York? I'll die if I have to go back to the way I was! They can't make me!
Miss Spider: Nobody can make you do anything, James, if you do not let them. You are a brave boy. [kisses his forehead] Now to sleep. You have had a very "tired-making" day.

[The peach has ended up in icy terrain (the Centipede was steering)]
Old Green Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your phylum, class, order, genus and species!
Centipede: Say it in English!
Old Green Grasshopper: You, sir, are an ASS!

James: Do all grasshoppers play music?
Old Green Grasshopper: All grasshoppers... try. I'm sure you've heard this. [rubs his legs together, making a chirping sound]
James: Mm-hmm.
Old Green Grasshopper: Ghastly, isn't it? Cricket stuff. Music should be the voice of the soul.
James: What does that mean?
Old Green Grasshopper: It means that when I'm happy, my music sounds like this. [plays a cheerful, upbeat tune on his violin] And when I'm sad, it's like this. [plays a slow, mournful tune]
James: When I was sad, I used to climb in bed with my mom and dad. But that was a long time ago.
Old Green Grasshopper: I'm sure they'd be very proud of you, James. I know we are.

Narrator: They ate that peach all the way down to the pit. And set it up in Central Park as a permanent home. And James Henry Trotter, who was once the saddest and loneliest little boy you could find, now had a loving new family, and all the friends in the world.
Miss Spider: James, dinner is ready.
Kid: Hi, Miss Spider.
James: All right. Nearly finished. And -- And then -- And then the seagulls...
Narrator: And since James' visitors begged him again and again to hear the story of his adventure with the giant peach, he wished for a way to share it with everyone. [the narrator reveals his true self as the old man with the crocodile tongues]
Old Man: And that is exactly what you had just seen. [catches a crocodile tongue and winks at the audience as the movie ends]


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