Jack and Jill (2011 film)

Jack and Jill is a 2011 American comedy film about a family man whose ugly, annoying twin sister comes for a visit and soon becomes reluctant to leave.

His sister is coming for a visit...and it ain't pretty.

Jack Sadelstein

• [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.
• [apologizing to Jill] I'm sorry that you make everyone uncomfortable. I really am.

Jill Sadelstein

• [to Jack] Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.

Dialogue

Jill: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.

[slaps herself]

Jack: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.

[slaps harder]

Jack: Little harder.

[slaps a little more harder]

Erin: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding

Jill: What?

[Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]

Otto: Donkey fight!

Erin: Jill, are you okay?.

Jill: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.

Gary: Feel that, Daddy?

Jack: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.

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Jack: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!

Jill: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.

Jack: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!

Jill: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.

Cast

• Adam Sandler - Jack Sadelstein/Jill Sadelstein
• Al Pacino - himself
• Katie Holmes - Erin Sadelstein
• Eugenio Derbez - Felipe / Felipe's grandmother
• Tim Meadows - Ted
• Nick Swardson - Todd
• Allen Covert - Otto
• Elodie Tougne - Sofie Sadelstein
• Rohan Chand - Gary Sadelstein
• Geoff Pierson - Carter Simmons
• Valerie Mahaffey - Bitsy Simmons
• Gad Elmaleh - Xavier
• Gary Valentine - Dallas
• Kristin Davis - Delilah

External links

• Jack and Jill quotes at the Internet Movie Database