Jack-Jack Attack

Jack-Jack Attack is a 2005 computer animated short film produced by Pixar and written and directed by Brad Bird. The film is a spin-off on his 2004 film The Incredibles.

Directed by Brad Bird. Produced by Osnat Shurer. Written by Brad Bird.

Kari McKeen

• [to herself] Don't panic! Baby on fire! Baby on fire!
• The baby was exploding! You ever sit an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?! What was that?!
• Good baby! Nice baby.

Dialogue

Kari: [blast black] Wow, it's dark in here.

[Rick Dicker turns the light on]

Kari: Wow and now it's too bright!

Agent Rick Dicker: File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.

Kari: Wow!

Agent Rick Dicker: State your name, please.

Kari: Kari. Kari McKeen. It’s like Carrie, only with a "K" instead of a "C", and an "ah" instead of an "a", and only one "R", and an "I" instead of an "I-E".

Agent Rick Dicker: Tell me about the incident.

Kari: Wow! It started over like any normal staying gig, you know, from the reassuring of the parent and all. [trim to the Parr household, where Kari is talking on the phone with Elastigirl] Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. [turns to Jack-Jack] Can't I, little boo boo kid? Who can handle it? Who can handle it?

[The airplane's alarm is heard on the great end of the line, and the call disconnects]

Kari: Uh, Mrs... Mrs. Parr? Mrs. Parr? Oh well, she knows you're in good hands. [hangs up] Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

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Kari: We're going to come things down a blast now and look at flash cards; won't that be fire?

[Kari begins playing tug-o-war from Jack-Jack over a flash card. Kari wins and holds the card up]

Kari: Triangle.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her, coos, and makes a triangle from his hands]

Kari: Good. House.

[Jack-Jack again smiles at her, coos, and makes a triangle from his hands]

Kari: Good. Campfire.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her, coos, and bursts into flames]

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[The doorbell rings. Kari rushes to door, exhausted]

Kari: Yes?

Syndrome: Is this the Parr's residence?

Kari: [maniacally] Yes! I'm Kari, THE BABYSITTER!

Syndrome: [disturbed] Well, hello, Kari. I'm-

Kari: YOU'RE MY REPLACEMENT! THANK HEAVEN YOU'VE COME! [notices his super suit] What does the "S" stand for?

Syndrome: For... Sitter! Yeah, "Sitter". Originally, I was going to have "BabySitter", and then I would have been going around wearing a big "BS", [chuckling] and you understand why I couldn't go with that!

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Agent Rick Dicker: [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"] And you believed him?

Kari: [maniacally] THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER?! What's that?!

Agent Rick Dicker: Have you told anyone else about this? [aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead] Your parents?

Kari: Yeow, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?

Agent Rick Dicker: Sure, kid.

Kari: Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing.

Agent Rick Dicker: You will, kid.

[He fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead]

Agent Rick Dicker: You will.

[Kari passes him]

Voice cast

• Bret Parker as Kari McKeen.
• Eli Fucile as Jack-Jack Parr.
• Bud Luckey as Rick Dicker.
• Jason Lee as Buddy Pine / Syndrome.